valleyman72 40 / M
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Scottsdale, Arizona, United States
 
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valleyman72 40/M
Scottsdale, Arizona
What female is ready to play?? please be real and DTF
Introduction
*****READ MY TESTIMONIALS******* I have recently made some changes to my profile. You should read it. 3 minutes of your time. If you do not have 3 minutes to read it, then I dont have time to fuck you. Oh...and if you read it and youre offended by anything on it....it is because YOU fall into one and possibly more than one of the bullet points listed. Time for an update here. It is unfortunate but necessary at this point. So once upon a time, this website was fun. It was cool, the people were normal, fun and actually followed through with plans and just generally acted like adults. Those days are seemingly long gone. Yes, there are a few of you out there who still maintain these values and you know who you are and I appreciate you. This is update is for the rest of you (most of you), who just don't seem to understand some of the basics of life....like communication, common courtesy etc......so for that group who doesn't get it, please read on, this update applies to you. For anyone who is new to this, my updates apply to you as well. X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X X I appreciate fun people and good company. These are some of the qualities that have made me the #1 MOST HIGHLY REVIEWED male on this website in all of Arizona. Did you read that?? Not me being cocky, it is simply me stating a fact and it is my good and honest qualities that have earned me that type of admiration. I strongly encourage you to take a moment to read the many testimonials on my profile. They are real, genuine and written by people who I have actually met ******** Please pay special attention. This website is NOT a chat website. it is NOT for dating. I am not here to have chemistry with you. If you require chemistry to have sex, you have come to the WRONG PLACE. Please understand this. This website has been overtaken by people who simply do not understand how it works and what it is about. 99% Of the people I have met here have come RIGHT TO MY DOOR, or I went RIGHT TO THEIRS. This means I typically do not entertain your idiotic suggestions about meeting for coffee or drinks first. Chance are, if you need to meet ahead of time, you are one of the following: a novice, a pretender, not serious about sex or fucking, a game player, not representing yourself accurately...on and on and on. So will I meet you for coffee? Maybe. I do make exceptions for EXCEPTIONAL people. They know who they are and I have made exceptions previously and may do so again in the future. 1. if you are someone who wants to meet and you need more than 3 emails to do it, this is NOT for you. Please exit the website immediately and go find a traditional dating website. Again, I dont know where things went awry, but people used to actually exchange a message or two and then meet. simple. fun. drama free. right? 2. If you are a COUPLE and the male 'controls' the profile (with little or NO involvement from the female half), go away. Do not email me. You are PATHETIC. 75% of couples profiles are degenerate males with NO FEMALE AT ALL!! wow you are a joke and your life is sad. For those couples where a female actually does exist, if the female is not responding to messages or logging in, GO AWAY. I have found that many of the couples profiles may be a couple but the female has no idea about the profile and has no participation in it. We get it, douchebag....your marriage sucks. How about this....instead of spending all of your time sitting on instant messenger playing your fantasyland games, go work on your marriage and make it better. Again, you are PATHETIC. I am not here for your retarded fantasy small talk. I am here to MEET. and FUCK. I will weed you out quickly if I think something doesn't seem right. Also, couples....stop being a pain in the ass. Do not email me asking me if I am free 3 weeks from Tuesday. If this is how far out you have to plan your fun, you are terrible with time management. Plain and simple. I am looking for people that are spontaneous and fun. I am not looking for people who plan out every minute of their life in advance. makes me wonder, do you have a planning app that you plug your bathroom breaks into because you suck at managing your time? Probably. No....DEFINITELY. 3. If you are a gay man but you have set up a female profile on here, you are the most PATHETIC human being alive. I also want to point out that when you steal photos of women from other online sources, you have committed the crime of PIRACY. You need to get a life. I know you think this behavior is cute or even normal. I assure you it is not. I encourage you to have your psychopathology checked out by a MEDICAL professional. So if you spend your free time pretending to be a female online, I suggest you seek INPATIENT therapy and heavy doses of mind numbing prescription medication to treat your dysfunction. I know you are lonely, but your behavior online is reprehensible. Stay in your own section, go talk to other gay people and stop playing stupid, childish games with fake profiles and stolen photos of females. It is very easy to trace the source of your stolen photos and rest assured, I will do that. Now GROW UP. fucking losers. 4. For anybody reading this, if you are over the age of 25 and you still "party", you are PATHETIC. Normal people/adults outgrow partying, unless they have some deranged agenda and/or live a meaningless life, and therefore, they do drugs to numb the pain of their pathetic existence. Sound familiar? good. go away. I am wealthy and have a big house and guess how I got there? Hard work. Dedication. Drive. Intelligence. oh...and by NOT partying. Duh. dipshits. 5. This is not a political forum. STOP discussing your political preferences on this website. Nobody cares and it is NOT the time or place for it. Also, whomever you support politically should have ZERO bearing on whether you meet the person or not. MAYBE that is ok on traditional websites for dating, but not here. Just respect the other person and their decisions about politics and leave it at that. So stop your bullshit, and your ranting and raving about it. I only mention this because I see people rant about politics on here. 6. If you spend more than 15 minutes a day on instant messenger, go away. You clearly are PATHETIC and do not manage your time very well. Remember, if you are going to sit on messenger and chat for 2 hours, you ACTUALLY could have met in real life and fucked in that time frame. It is actually difficult to believe that someone, ANYONE, would rather sit and TALK about having sex rather than actually having sex. Make sense? Yes, I know it does. I am not here for your nonsense and if I sense that you are only here to chat, I will eliminate you very quickly. OH....and if your excuse for using messenger is that you cannot read email messages from people so you try to communicate using instant messenger instead.......WOW. Here is a thought...PAY FOR A MEMBERSHIP. If you are so broke that you cannot afford a membership, then I am sorry but you are just entirely too pathetic to get laid. It is really that simple. 7. /Hookers/tricks....whatever you call yourselves. GO THE FUCK AWAY!! Holy shit. There were always a few of you scumbags on here but omg it is out of control now. Yea, sorry that some of your usual websites got shut down and now you have migrated over here, but this website is NOT designed to be a "pay for play" website. Also, please see number 4 above. Stop partying. Get a real job. Use your brain. 8. If you are here to ask for photos endlessly, GO AWAY. I have actually met people from here many times, without exchanging face photos. Scary right? Nope. It is not at all. It is what people who "get it" actually do. And it is not just one time this has happened. It has been done many times. I am happy to send photos, but if asking for photos is the first thing out of your mouth, it is 99 percent of the time a huge red flag. 9. If you prefer to send messages on this website even after I have provided you with my external contact info, you are pathetic. be an adult. Not that hard. The only people who continually send messages on here are people who have something to hide. See #3 above. 10. I am real. I have two dozen testimonials on my profile from people I have met! I am the #1 MOST REVIEWED male in the state of Arizona on this website. Did you get that??? Ok, I repeat, NO MALE IN ARIZONA HAS AS MANY TESTIMONIALS AS ME. In fact, most do not have ANY. Why?? Because they are fake or they suck in bed. When as guy fucks well, women talk about it. When a guy sucks in bed, women do NOT talk about it. So go read my testimonials. 11. I have worked in adult film. Not anymore. But this means that I have fucked some well known porn stars. If this bothers you, again, you are on the wrong website. I am also well known around town, but I live a low key lifestyle now and prefer privacy and will respect yours as well 12. If you exclusively use "kick and/or snap" to chat with people from this website, let me clue you in....if these are your communication methods, you are probably NOT a girl OR..... you are not what you say you are and are hiding something. Pay attention: IF YOU CANNOT PROVIDE AN ACTUAL PHONE NUMBER TO SET UP A MEETING, I WILL NOT MEET YOU. PERIOD. NOT NEGOTIABLE. Why am I so successful on here?? Because I know all of the ways that the fucktards operate. Using these ridiculous apps is one of the most common. And do NOT tell me that you use the app because of your job and you have to be discreet. let me tell you something: you are less important than you think. Nobody cares who you are and if you are on here. Period. Chances are, you are not as well known as me and you have less at risk than I do. So please don't bring your stupidity to me because I will see right through it. I am not full of myself. I am actually VERY nice and simply sick of the endless stream of bullshit that comes out of most of the people on here. 13. If you have no testimonials, and no verified/confirmed photos on your profile.......please be ready to photo and/or voice verify for me. What does this mean? It means that you will take a selfie for me......doing something specific that I ask for. Maybe I will ask you to hold up your thumb, or a fork, or a pen. It will be something very quick and easy to do to prove you are not one of the many degenerate faggots that play games on here. Seeing that my request will take you less than ONE minute to do and everyone has a phone, if you refuse this request for any reason, you are immediately eliminated. I may also/instead ask you to voice verify. This means I will actually call you to make sure you are female. Again, one minute of your time to do so. If you refuse this, it again means you are misrepresenting yourself. Sorry fags. I have devised a 100% fag proof way of eliminating all of you from the equation. You cant win. 14. HOTWIFE. Please understand what this terms actually means. If any part of your profile uses the term HOTWIFE, it means that the male is NOT present. Period. I cannot tell you how many stupid profiles I see that incorrectly use this term. They are usually FEMALE profiles and then when I start talking to the person, they begin discussing meeting "them". Huh?? No. Now you fucked it up. If you want to be a couple, then set up your profile as a couple. But when A profile is set up as a female only, that is what is expected. Again, this is just more nonsense with tiny cock assclown husbands meddling in business that they shouldn't 15. Do not confuse your inability to get off your ass and meet.....with you being busy. I have met less than 10 people in my entire life that I actually consider BUSY. The rest of the people are just terrible at managing their time. So likely you are not good with time management. I always say that people who are REAL make time to meet. People who are FAKE make excuses. People who want to meet, make time to meet. They just do. So instead of saying youre busy or some other stupid false excuse/nonsense, just be real about it. 16. If you are someone who makes plans to meet and then disappears without the courtesy of a text, email or phone call, go away. Better yet, kill yourself. You are a pathetic excuse for a human if you think this behavior is acceptable in any realm of life. This is a website for adults, so guess what? ACT like an adult. And that means taking responsibility for your actions if you cannot follow through with your plans. 17. Please set up your profile with the correct GENDER. Did I REALLY need to address this?? Yup. I did. ALL the time I see profiles that are set up as a female and the first sentence on the profile says they are a couple, which in reality, means it is a male I am talking to, and NOT a female. Not that difficult people. I also see female profiles set up and the photos are of a MAN dressed in women's clothes. Again, NOT a female. Also, for any men reading this, I think it is funny how many dudes on here say they are straight and then they have photos and/or videos posted where they are hooking up with one of these circus sideshow transsexuals. wow. you are PATHETIC. NEW!! #18 If your profile has zero or one photo, it is a red flag. I am not saying you are fake, just do not be surprised if I ask additional questions etc. On the flip side of that, if your profile has more than 20 photos, that is also a red flag and is indicative of people who are here to simply post photos and collect comments and compliments. It does not take 50 photos for me to decide if I think you are sexy or not. Please just post a NORMAL amount of pictures. NEW!! #19 If you do not have a vehicle, this will likely not work. I honestly do not understand how you can be an adult and not have a vehicle. This behavior is not normal. This seems to happen WAY too often and it is always some sob story. Oh wait....nope, it's not. You got drunk and got a DUI. Thanks for your irresponsible behavior. Now you are not mobile. How does that taste? If you live SUPER close, Yes, I can come get you. But seriously people, fix your life and get a vehicle. NEW!! #20 Your friend network. Look, if you want to have SOME people in your friend network, that is fine. I have a few dozen. But if you are a "friend collector" on here, it makes me wonder....what is your objective? What is the purpose? I actually think it is sort of ridiculous when I click on a profile and see that you have 500...700....900....friends....or thousands! It reminds me of the people who have hundreds and hundreds of friends on other social media. The reality is, the people who collect friends here, are the SAME people who collect them on other media platforms. STOP. If you have a thousand friends here or elsewhere digitally, these arent your friends. They are friends of friends of friends. Nothing more. I think people "collect" friends because they need that emotional validation....you know who you are...you post photos of your birthday cake so you can then have 600 people wish you a happy birthday......Oh well, Sorry you didnt get enough hugs growing up. womp womp. NEW!! #21 COVID-19. Look, the pandemic is real and I understand the severity of it, and the implications for those who do not respect it. I also want you to understand that educating yourself is really important. There is a difference between knowing about it and being realistic about it. I have noticed that there is a large number of people who post that they are not meeting until the pandemic ends. Ok. So...2021? 2022? This is where the education piece comes in. It will be many months before things are back to normal. A doctor I know has given an estimate from mid 2021 (likely), to as long as 2023. Are you going to stay home for 2 more years? I guess this is why you need to collect all these chat friends (see above rant). It is not like you are going out to a crowded bar to meet people from here. Please pay attention: If you are using this website APPROPRIATELY, then meeting someone, at their home privately, for 1 on 1 interaction, does not really pose a big risk for you. For the people who posted that they are not meeting until it is over.........Do you want to know why you ACTUALLY bothered to post that you aren't meeting til it is over? It is because you get to use it as an excuse for your inability to follow thru on plans. Even without the pandemic, you wouldn't meet. It is now your crutch that you use to justify your flaky behavior. On a positive note, I want to thank all of the very realistic ladies and couples that have reached out, followed through and met this year. I do appreciate you and your willingness to be human and understand that intelligence and clear thinking guides you to the logical decisions.

My Ideal Person I think it was spelled out pretty well in the above section

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Too many to name!

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
Ask Me!

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Plenty of them....

Have you ever had cybersex?:
No way. I only want skin on skin.

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  • 40 / male
  • Scottsdale, Arizona, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Straight
Looking For:  Women, Couples (man/woman) or Couples (2 women)
Birthdate: May 10, 1982
Hometown: Chicago, Illinois, United States
Marital Status: Single
Height: 6 ft 0 in / 182-185 cm
Body Type: Athletic
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I don't use drugs
Education: Some grad school
Occupation: Business Management
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Protestant
Have Children: No
Want Children: Prefer not to say
Male Endowment: Very long/Average
Circumcised: Yes
Speaks: English
Hair Color: Brown
Hair Length: Short
Eye Color: Hazel
Glasses or Contacts: Contacts
My Trophy Case: