i HATE TO SHOUT BUT LOCALS ONLY (Aka/adjacent to the Columbia area.) I can't and do not have time to travel. If you don't read the profile thoroughly, I WILL NOT RESPOND. That being said (in a more polite, inviting tone) 100% (thricely + one) Covid vaccinated, creative, smart, single, funny lady re-visiting this side of my personality after a bit of a hiatus. Open to exploring and consider myself an opportunist among consenting adults. Not to be rude but I'm not in a rush, taking things slowly. I do not just meet to hook up, my preference is to get to know people and chat a bit beforehand. Also, I get a crap load of messages and have chatted with a bunch of folks, "Hey sexy" or other random/vague messages get lost in the mix. 100% real (which i hear is rare on here, imagine that?). If you've made it this far into reading this, say asparagus as a safe word lol. I had a diatribe about no facial/bod pics. If you're going to contact me, make sure you have a picture or send one, I understand discretion but still...you know what I look like, I should know the same. Evens Stevens no?

Min Idealperson First and foremost, I am NOT interested in anyone who is here solo seeking a partner while they are married/attached/or it's complicated, sort yourself out on your own time, that's not for me to do. I also take my time to get to know people and feel comfortable. FYI...this site sometimes does not show if you sent a flirt and most of the time it disappears into the abyss of who knows where? It's probably hanging out with all the lost socks and tupperware lids. NON smokers and LOCALS preferred as well as no hard drugs (420 is ok). I DO NOT HAVE TIME TO TRAVEL OUTSIDE OF THE AREA NOR AM I ABLE TO HOST...PERIOD! (Ok, maybe I really don't hate to shout, whoops lol)

PS......St Olaf is not a real place, only if you're Rose from the Golden Girls. Can't be too careful on here

ADDENDUM...blank profiles/people with multiples of the same pics/no recent pics are a turn off. Attention to detail is a hot button for me, if you're too lazy to update these things, what does that say about the rest of you?

Have the day you deserve!!! <3