Old Jimmy Buffet fan.Fantasy : big tits, 69, please no farting. Just got out of jail (aka nursing home) against my wishes. Long story, will tell to interested girls. Retired research chemist. Separated, divorce immnant after this corona crap is over. Hobbies computer, photography/video, music, funny movies, walking, jogging, tennis, swimming, traveling, and sex. Love kissing, cuddling as foreplay even if it doesn’t go any further. Like sex slow, seductive, oral both, nothing rough. Love perky tits, fat is a turnoff. Like 69, reverse cowgirl. Not into group sex maybe curious with two girls. Looking for a sexy partner in crime, maybe LTR but not interested in traditional family, pets etc. Would slow me down too much. The first two pictures are recent, the third one shows my favorite hobby last century.

My Ideal Person Gorgeous intelligent 25ish mute nymphomaniac with big tits who owns a liquor store. (Borrowed that from a comedian). Seriously I am looking for an uncomplicated sex relationship, no drama, had enough of that until recently.

BTW I cannot stand profile pictures that are decades out of date. Recent pictures save both of us a lot of embarrassment. No luck to date but keeping on trying.