*****PLEASE [/COLOR][COLOR firebrick][COLOR red]READ***** [/COLOR] [/COLOR][/SIZE][/B] Ok, you fucking fucks! We have been on AFF for 3 weeks with over 1900 views...sounds like we should be having no problems hooking up, right? I dont even know where to begin...but I'll try. If you are interested in us please dont produce a picture that was taken 5 years ago or should I say...200lbs ago! Actually, as we state in the paragraph below...you dont have to be Ken & Barbie, (we are not) but please be close to HWP! [B]([/B]seriously, the women was so big she did not even look like the same per upon meeting...she was a BIG girl![B])[/B] Next, please do not give a "courtesy" call 3 hours before we are to meet to tell us "oh by the way, I'm just finishing my period today". You mean the entire week that we had this planned you did'nt think to tell us this very important piece of information??? Also, we don't mind sharing a few pictures with you, but please don't start this shit..."Do you have any more pics of her?" "Do you have anymore pics of him?" "Do you have any "dirty" pics of her?" "Do you have any pics of you two...together?" I mean what are you going to ask for next...."do you have any pics of you both sitting on a fucking unicorn...naked???" [U]FUCK OFF PICTURE COLLECTORS!!! [/U] So, if you want to meet us and are for real...be ready to meet...soon! If you want to chat all fucking day and half the night on YIM, again...[U]FUCK-OFF!!! [/U] We actually have life's, you know...jobs, s, responsibilities. We cant be sitting on the computer all day finding out what your favorite color is or guessing what number you are currently thinking of in your fucking head!!! Here is another scenario that can kiss our ass....."the first meet we just have dinner, the next meet we will have dinner & drinks and maybe dancing, the next meet we usually do soft swap"...what the fuck is next, do we get to meet your fucking parents??? If this is you...please go join E fucking Harmony or something...don't waste our fucking time!!! So, lets be clear..![/B] Better yet, after reading this we hope to eliminate anyone other then those that are ready...now! With all that said, we are still looking for our first couple...for full swap! 2000 views, 650+ flirts, 49 hotlisted us and still...no action? Unfucking believable...isn't it! So, are you ready? If so, read on...we are an attractive, married couple wanting no strings attached, drama free, d/d free fun with like minded people. We are new to this but will try just about anything...once!! If we like it (and we probably will) then we will do it more:--) She's bi-curious/he's str8. Want to try 3sum, 4sum and more-sum. Please contact us if you are in the Nortwest Indiana or Chicagoland area. No need for Ken & Barbie...just be neat & clean & be yourself! [U]After reading the above, please dont think that we are mean ass holes. Actually, we are very nice & polite...with a good sense of humor. Are friends tell us that we are alot of fun! We are just so sick & tired of the bull shit on this site![/U]***For the right couple, we do not mind traveling 3-4 hours/150-200 miles occasionally (one-way)...Saturdays are usually best***[SIZE 4][/SIZE]

Der ideale Mensch für mich We are here to explore this lifestyle...not to make friends. If friendships develop out of this...then GREAT! We just dont have the time to be on the computer all day chatting and trading pictures. We are not really interested in activities outside of the bedroom with people that we meet from here (if it happens, fine...but we are not looking for that) We really just want N.S.A. fun. We have "normal" friends that we do things with that do not know about our other "interest" & we would never jeopardize our friendships by climbing that slippery slope. I guess in a way it's comparable to not wanting to mix "business with pleasure". We both have realized that you only live once and it's time that we start living!!! So, if this interest you...contact us!
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An welchen Orten hast du in deiner Fantasie Sex?:
An keinem bestimmten Ort, Im Bett, Am Strand, In einem sich bewegenden Fahrzeug (z. B. im Auto), In einer dunklen, abgelegenen Gasse, Im Kino, An einem abgelegenen Ort in der Natur (z. B. mitten im Wald), Im Kaufhaus in der Umkleidekabine, Im Aufzug, In einem Hotelzimmer, Überall - egal wo

Welche sexuellen Aktivitäten erregen dich?:
Oralverkehr geben, Oralverkehr empfangen, Analsex, Sexspielzeuge (Vibratoren, Dildos etc.), Spanking, Dreier, Voyeurismus

Hast du schon mal davon geträumt mit einer berühmten Persönlichkeit Sex zu haben? Mit wem? Was reizt dich an dieser Person?:
No, its been hard enough to try and make something happen
with real, live, genuine people!

Hattest du schonmal Cybersex?:
Niemals! Ich will es körperlich fühlen.

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