We are an intelligent, attractive, athletic married couple looking for another couple or woman. We are a fairly conservative couple -- juggling s, job, sports, and community obligations. There's an adventurous side to us that we enjoy expressing on occasion, and are looking for compatible people to share this with.

My Ideal Person Read between the lines to find out what we are looking for . . .

Truth: we are a happily married couple with a very satisfying sex life
Lie: we are looking for other couples or single women with plenty of baggage and hang-ups. A psycho boyfriend/husband is an extra bonus.

Truth: We like tasteful profiles that leave something to the imagination.
Lie: We are turned on by close-up crotch shots and hard penis shots.

Truth: We take care of ourselves, feel comfortable in our skin, and we are disease free.
Lie: We want someone(s) who thinks they are ugly, doesn't care about personal hygiene, and has at least one venereal disease.

Truth: We would love to give a woman a four-handed massage (he has strong hands, she has a soft relaxing touch)
Lie: We hope nothing becomes of it.

Truth: We are straight forward and we are not afraid to act on our desires
Lie: We have lots of secrets, and don't know how to approach others.

Truth: We know how to be discreet and expect the same.
Lie: We hope to write a story for penthouse forum using everyone's real name and have a pay per view site of the night on the Internet.

Truth: It has to feel right for both of us, or it won't happen.
Lie: We like to get busy on the first night.

Truth: The majority of her sexual dreams are about women
Lie: He is never in any of the dreams with her.

Truth: She has a strap-on and knows how to use it! (penis envy)
Lie: She does not want a women to use one on her.

Truth: She brought two women to orgasm in one night.
Lie: They didn't enjoy it!

Truth: She fantasizes about her husband catching her eating pussy.
Lie: He does not want to join us in this fantasy.

Truth: We are fun and easy to be around.
Lie: She is real uptight and he is a jerk.

We dare you to send us a message . . . it could lead to a night of strip poker (or spoons), spin the bottle, or truth or dare . . . you just never know!

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Fetishes, Candle Wax, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Blindfolds

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Physical attraction, Open to ménage à trois and/or orgies, Sexual appetite, A little of each

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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