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rm_Muffinman49 74 / M
"Drench me:. Seeking A Sweet, Passionate Squirter"
Portsmouth, Ohio, United States
 
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rm_Muffinman49 74/M
Portsmouth, Ohio
Introduction
Basically, I'm a frank, kind-hearted, laid-back type of guy, who would like to meet a lady for companionship, perhaps more. I like: spectator sports, especially at the college level; dinner/movies; museums/cultural and social events; walking/working out; antiques/collecting; reading/creative writing/photography; and traveling/Bed & Breakfast hostels. I'm a non-smoker and moderate drinker. I'm gregarious and outgoing--perhaps a little shy at first. Get me wound up and you'll find me fun-loving and witty, with an excellent sense of humor. I'm kind hearted and tender, but certainly not in a wimpy way. Most of all, I'm very giving and affectionate. I am seeking a woman of similar goals, interests and needs. Underneath this armor of sophistication and dignity, lies a man of raw, smoldering sexual passion!

My Ideal Person Where, oh where is my sexual soulmate? I am looking for an attractive, kind, loving woman in the 5'0"-5'8" range to share some affection/develop a possible relationship with. I always place a lady's pleasure ahead of mine, and if it "clicks," I'll stay with it. Not looking to bed every woman that comes along -- just seeking a dependable companion.

In general, I am attracted to women on the petite side, although I do have a weakness for heavier, blue-eyed blondes. Not particularly interested in Latin women unless they can speak fluent English. Not into big ole sloppy tits or women who are "all gums" when they smile.

But if you are not into letting me have a healthy taste of your sweet, feminine sugars, then please don't even bother to respond to this ad. While I have been often complimented in all areas of sexual prowess and adequacy (Work with me--melding together as true sexual partners in one another's arms--and I still have the drive to perform without Cialis or Viagra), I particularly pride myself in the ability to give oral sex. Honey, if you've got a G-spot, I can definitely get the juice out of it--and then savor every drop like Ponce de Leon drinking of his long-sought, Fountain of Youth. Can I rock the "little man in your boat" with my tongue? Baby, I can capsize the son-of-a-bitch...Ha!

Not on here to bid points, play spin the bottle or exchange juvenile, prick-tease texts. Just seeking a little kindness and affection.

In closing, I wonder if any of you ladies have ever had sex on a train? Baby, I can arrange it... All aboard!

Information
  • 74 / male
  • Portsmouth, Ohio, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Straight
Looking For:  Women, Groups or Couples (2 women)
Birthdate: September 24, 1949
Travels to: Charlottesville, Virginia, United States
Relocate?: No
Marital Status: Divorced
Height: 5 ft 9 in / 175-177 cm
Body Type: Average
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Education: BA/BS (4 years college)
Occupation: Professional
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Prefer not to say
Male Endowment: Average/Thick
Circumcised: Yes
Speaks: English
Hair Color: Blonde
Hair Length: Medium
Eye Color: Blue
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