[B]Lousy at cards....Lucky in love?? Well being divorced once, maybe not LOL[/B] Let's see, tall single (divorced) black male. I am either considered witty or offensive - its your choice - Hehehehe - all depends on your sense of humour. If you like sarcasm, slightly twisted or warped, a hint of innuendo amd rarely politically correct - I just may be your man. Coming up on 9 months here in Calgary, moved from Ontario where I was born and raised I am straight, not bi or bi-curious - sorry guys [COLOR darkblue]Baby are you from Tennessee? 'Cause You're the only TEN I see I'll treat ya like AllState - you'll be in good hands I'm alot like UPS, only its not what can Brown do for you, but what can Black do for you?? Honey do you have a map?? I am lost in your eyes!! Let's rearrange the alphabet and put U and I together Nice shoes.....let's fuck! [/COLOR] That will be the [B]last[/B] time you hear crappy pick up lines from me, Get them out of the way now & early, then you can get to know the REAL me. I am just over 6 feet 6 inches tall - yes that's right, I am a tall drink of water. I am a solidly built man, about 240lbs so I dont blow away in any of these chinook winds. I've got my proverbial shit together, I dont do drama, I speak whats on my mind, I dont BS - you shouldnt either.

我的理想對象: My IDEAL person, oh bring me your toothless, balding, un-employed, hairy arm-pitted, size 15X, unwashed masses!!

OK dont, PLEASE, really I am serious, dont !

Physically I dont have a type, women can be beautiful/hot/sexy/gorgeous/holy shit look at her.....in various heights, hair colours and dress sizes.

I am 40, not 18 - I learned long ago that attitude and outlook are alot more important to determining a woman's appeal than what jeans she can wiggle into.

I enjoy a partner who is outgoing, who is intelligent (an advanced education DOESNT necessarily translate to intelligence), someone who has and can clearly state opinions of her own, someone with self confidence, with goals and ambitions of her own.

You dont need to be a Rhodes Scholar or a Neurosurgeon. If you're 7 sandwiches shy of a picnic, we are NOT getting past hello.