[U][B][SIZE 3]Please no one liners, I don't care how cute you are or how interesting you may be in real life, think about it this is my first introduction to you if you come at me with a one liner, you're not very interesting at all.[/SIZE][/B][/U] [SIZE 4]I am generally not interested in men over 40 unless you're part of a couple and even then I am very very picky and I have to like your wife/girlfriend just as much as I like you; think about it being with someone that's 40+ is reaching into parent territory... I don't have Daddy issues my parents are not divorced and I was raised by both parents I don't need a father figure to fuck if you're over 40 single and look over 40 don't bother contacting me, I'll find you if I am interested. Also and this is really irritating you're grown men please don't say you're 28 and in reality you're 50 I don't care that your [U]insert per that lies to you to make you feel better here[/U] tells you you look 28 believe me you look 50 or close too I will not meet you or if I do and the pictures that I saw of you are from 10 to 15 years ago I will leave I've done it before I don't change my mind when meeting you in per, I am quite firm on my limits and a hard limit of mine is lying about your age.... if you had any chance out of hell that I would be interested in you its out of the window with that lie. And no your mid life crisis is not an excuse for hitting on someone half your age and lying about YOUR age. And yes I am ranting because if you look at my profile on the left hand side it says preferences like Age, Race, Gender and so forth... if there is a big red [U][B][COLOR darkred]X[/COLOR][/B][/U] where age is under your column and you're single then don't bother contacting me; unless you have something very valuable to offer besides a penis I can get that any day of the week from someone that's 22-32 and no your size, no matter how "big" and wonderful it might be wont really attract me, I've probably been with bigger. [/SIZE] This rewrite has been long in the making and I never got to it, it could be because I didn't think either anyone would read or be interested in reading what makes me tick. I have found a while ago that I really didn't know myself as well as I thought I did so I have in the last 4 or 5 years gotten to know myself better and this is what I came up with: I am mainly an extrovert but I am also in a small part an introvert. I have been described by many as friendly, outgoing, flirtatious, honest, adaptable, tolerant, etc. I have found I am all of the above on the surface but I am many other things as well I have found I can be sociable, outgoing, talkative, responsive, easy going lively, carefree, touchy, restless, aggressive, excitable, changeable, stubborn, impulsive,honest, optimistic, active and that I have strong leadership abilities. In one word I am a well rounded individual with an even stronger perality. I love to travel (wish gas was cheaper), swim, carry intelligent conversations and of course have sex. I consider myself highly sexual and have done more than some people twice my age. While I do have quite the amount of notches on my post, I am very picky so you have to use your brain to attract me and you have to look good; I am not desperate to add to my number just to say I scored if you're worth it we'll probably meet and as my testimonials say you will have the time of your life! :) I believe I am good at carrying intelligent conversations, swimming, driving, being a pain in the ass, and not to toot my own horn or anything but I believe I am really good at sex. I love giving and receiving oral. I like girls just as much as I like guys if not a little more. So why you ask yourself is such a well rounded individual as me here? Well I love meeting people and I love having lots of sex as long as there is some physical or mental connection. OH and did I mention [COLOR red]I really really love anal and I want to try DP at some point with someone I [B]trust[/B]. [/COLOR]Do you think you got what it takes? {=} WARNING!! Any institutions, individuals, and/or third parties using this site and/or any of its associated sites for studies or projects, and/or any duplication (for any rea) and/or posting to any site - You do NOT have my permission to use any of my profile and/or pictures in any form or forum -past, current and future-. If you have or do, it will be considered a serious violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications under the Privacy Act, Copyright Protection Act and/or other.

My Ideal Person I am really not interested in single guys but for those select few blessed with bigger than average dicks and a nice intellect I would like to talk to you oh and BTW you must be circumcised if you want oral. I am on the other hand highly interested in couples and single females if you are interested please don't hesitate to email me I hardly ever check my winks so winking at me wouldn't get my attention. I am also looking into joining genuine honest groups since I really love group sex LOL. I am looking for someone that can carry on an INTELLIGENT conversation which is my biggest turn on, I also crave familiarity and close connections with people, though I do have an appetite for adventure that always craves to be stated so if you are interested in fun adventures and sensuality I am your gal. As a note I am not interested in one night stands... sex is always better the second time

One LAST Note: Married Guys
I am not interested in doing anything with you without your wife being there... I don't like drama anywhere but the theater.

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
The middle of a park, An airplane, A dark back alley, A remote wilderness spot, Under a waterfall, My desk at work

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Sadomasochism, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Light Bondage, Candle Wax, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Handcuffs/Shackles, Blindfolds, Leather, Massage

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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