I'm a quiet guy who has a talented tongue. My likes are women who like recieving oral (not necessarily giving) and being licked all over before they recieve mind blowing multiple orgasms. I feel a woman's body should be savored and teased all over by my tongue, mouth, hands and fingers. Don't judge me by my age, judge me by my drive. Humor is important. You need to be able to laugh at yourself before laughing at me or others. I mean really, this is a quasi "sex" site, so why take everything so serious? Let's just have fun and make each other's toes curl. I'm sorry, but women who like to dress up like Nancy Reagan won't get any response from me. And, come to think of it, men who dress up like Nancy Reagan won't get a response either. Also ladies...if you are into whipped cream and strawberries that would be a plus. Matter of fact, let me know before you come over. I can give you my shopping list. Oh, and swing by the dry cleaners too. My Batman Underoos are done and ready to be picked up. Muff Divers, Inc. "No muff too tough, we dive at Five"

Mijn Ideale Persoon: I want the following:

1. A woman who enjoys recieving oral sex, as well as other things.

2 A woman who laughs and can make me laugh.

3. A woman who isn't afraid to try new things, new positions, new adventures.

4. A woman who is not egotistical.

5. A woman who enjoys life and lives it to the fullest.

6. A woman who is comfortable with who she is and has self confidence.

7. A woman who can talk about sex without blushing, and a woman who can talk about blushing without sex.

8. At least be able to combine letters correctly in a word. Please be coherent in your typing.

9. I have a problem with midgets. Unless they have a flat head for me to set my drink upon while I recieve a blow job, I will not respond to them.

10. If you're gay, homosexual(or what ever the politically correct word currently is) I say Good for you. Please don't try to convert me. The only teabags I like are in my coffee cup, thank you very much.

Wat zijn uw favoriete muzikanten of bands?:
AC DC, Pink Floyd, The Byrds, Lynard Skynard, Alan Jackson,
Toby Keith,

Over welke locatie voor een seksuele ontmoeting fantaseert u?:
behind the counter at Victoria Secrets

Welke seksuele activiteiten winden u op?:
Orale seks geven, Orale seks ontvangen, Anale seks, Speeltjes (Vibrators/Dildo's/enz.), Rimmen, Lichte bondage, Billenkoek, Rollenspelen, Gelijktijdig masturberen, Spelen met etenswaren, "Thuisfilmpjes" maken, Deelnemen aan erotische fotografie, Blinddoeken, Massage, Open to Most Anything

Welke factoren zijn het belangrijkst wanneer u op zoek bent naar een seksuele partner?:
Seksuele ervaring, Fysieke aantrekkingskracht, Dezelfde/soortgelijke fetisjen, Discreet kunnen zijn, Libido, Bereidheid om openlijk alles te bespreken en te proberen, Bereidheid een ongebonden seksuele relatie aan te gaan, Creativiteits-/Kinkniveau, A sense of humor

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