Almost three years in Northern California now- so it's time to stop posing as a transplant. Isn't it? Maybe the cultural distinctions between NoCal and SoCal are insurmountable and one always will feel like an expatriate. Or maybe I am just alone in my longing for L.A. I do love the lack of traffic though. Anyway- the bio: I used to be a programmer for a living and a poet for a life; my life is still poetry but my living comes from retail these days. Also back in school completing my prerequisites for nursing school. In the past I've also had some experience social servicing, book selling, gas pumping, beer tapping, and substance abuse counseling. Somewhere in there I also waited on a few thousand tables... (Now This is where I get to sound snobby and hopefully a bit eclectic also) I am a talented cook with an extensive appetite for food, along a voracious hunger for film and music and selective but diverse interest in novels, philosophy, history and board games. I am enjoying an indulgence in the films of Wong Kar-Wai, the novels of Jeanette Winter, Veronica Mars on DVD and dry aged prime beef. i also watch lots - too much, really- lots of TV. right now it is all about Mad Men of course, but also looking forward to Dexter starting. Oh and Mighty B is adorable- you should catch her! UPDATE: still love prime beef but also making some luxurious vegetarian casseroles and mastering the fine art of a Point Reyes blue cheese souffle. Also digging on the piano of Horace Tapscott, the poetry of Cesar Vallejo, and the pictures of Nan Goldin. EVEN MORE UPDATES HIGHLIGHTING MY TASTES: I should be reading Pale Fire or To The Lighthouse but instead I am lost in the last sea of Lost and spending an unhealthy amount of time with the characters over at the USA network. Burn Notice, anyone? Listening to a lot of Myley Cyrus/Hannah Montana, Selena Gomez and something called the Jonas Brothers. My seven year old has hijacked my ITunes. AND I am looking for someone funny sexy smart and kind someone to open the ground beneath my feet...

My Ideal Person i am looking for someone funny sexy smart and kind

Also someone who could help me overcome my aversion to punctuation and capitalization. Someone who doesn't complain about having to lose those last twenty pounds, or has an unwillingness to enjoy carbs, or has an aversion to reading books - or watching TV.
A sense of the sublime and the ridiculous is essential.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Light Bondage, Candle Wax, Spanking, Role Playing, Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Blindfolds, Massage

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I have cybersex quite often.

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