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marriedcretin 52 / M
"married bloke"
Tomball, Texas, United States
 
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marriedcretin 52/M
Tomball, Texas
Introduction
I am a nerd, films, music and books matter to me. As does running. True to my nerd calling, the films and books are mostly scifi and fantasy and the music has to have guitars and written by someone who can play their own instruments. I have a very dry sarcastic sense of humour. If I could be anyone I would be Sam Vimes and if you know who that is, then we're already friends. I do have a blog. I would like you to read it. Oh and I'm not a cretin, I'm using the 18th century French meaning of the word. It roughly translated to mean human being. I like obscure facts too.

My Ideal Person Size, shape, colour is not important, I look for a cheeky smile and a knowing glint in the eye. To me, the brain is the most important erogenous zone. Thrill me with your mind before you get your boobs out. Sometimes I'll want sex and sometimes lunch and a good gossip. Or a book recommendation. And then sex. Discretion is very important to me. I want to be your naughty secret, something to bring a sparkle to your eye and an unexpected smile to your face, a secret that others wonder about, spectulate even, but you never tell.

Information
  • 52 / male
  • Tomball, Texas, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Straight
Looking For:  Women
Birthdate: April 4, 1970
Relocate?: No
Marital Status: Married
Height: Prefer not to say
Body Type: Average
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I don't use drugs
Education: PhD/MD/Post doctorate
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Agnostic
Male Endowment: Average/Average
Circumcised: No
Speaks: English, drywit
Hair Color: Salt and Pepper
Hair Length: Shaved
Eye Color: Blue
Glasses or Contacts: Glasses
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