[U]UPDATE #1!![/U] I was [B]NEVER[/B] on here looking for guys. I can get a guy anywhere, why would I come to the internet? Many of the guys on here are losers, anyway (Read: That doesn't mean all, and I'm only referring to single guys, not the male half of a M-F couple). So please, single guys, don't waste your time on me. If I want a dick, I'll pick up the phone and call a friend or go to a bar, not log online. But due to 1) the sheer number of couples I've been talking to, and 2) a few bad experiences (not in per, fortunately), I'm also [B]no longer looking for couples[/B]--with a few exceptions, as follows: - If we've already made contact, regardless of how often we talk or e-mail, then my new anti-couple rule does not apply to you. - If [B]I[/B] contact [B]you[/B], either with a wink, a hotlist add, or an e-mail (note that that does NOT say by merely viewing your profile), then you're obviously an exception to this new rule. That still doesn't mean you're exceptional--[I]that's[/I] something you'll have to prove to me. - [B]Couples[/B], if you ARE interested in me, simply send me a wink. I'll either wink or write back. [U]UPDATE #2!![/U] Classes are starting up again soon, and I'll be busy with those...and I'm also kiiiiind of starting to see someone. Moving very slowly, though. Still looking for the right girl, though, or the right couple (depending on the how impressed I am with the female half, lol).

My Ideal Person See above.