Looking for a some fun with her. Both professionals (whatever that means), drama-drug-disease free, and like having a little more free spirited type fun. For her.

Mijn Ideale Persoon: Clean, odor free, with good to great teeth. This is a minimum standard, but no means inclusionary, or the extent, of what she finds attractive. Needs to have above average intelligence, or at the least the ability to maintain witty, captivating conversation. Does not end any sentence with "and shit". Any. Ever. Would prefer you do not currently, or have taken in the past, any active role as a civil war reenactor. Spectating with subdued enthusiasm would be acceptable. Or, if you had to do so as a course of your profession. Your belt should not be stamped, tooled, embossed, or otherwise identified, with your own name. Someone else's name on your belt would indicate it is either fashionable or should have an interesting story as to how it came into your possession. Fashionable, is a sense of style and appropriatness. We care nothing of labels, name brands, or where it's from. Affliction alone will get you blocked. Yes, we are best of friends with 4, that is four, pro MMA fighters. They do NOT wear affliction. If you are 40 or over, we will offer you free life advice: no Affliction attire, and do not use the Tendr app. #yourwelcome. We would prefer you have not been in a position to have made ends meet by working the showers or parking lots of truck stops. However, we are not judgmental (unless it is for a high entertainment value) and are willing to accept some things in your life as "not our business"...and shit. We would love to profess how visible we are in the community, but anyone she will be interested in, is most likely not living off the grid themselves. We, do however, respect our ability to walk among the boring, and will most assuredly guard and protect you ability to do the same. If we meet, and you wish to discuss religion, that is no problem. Just please be prepared to have hurt feelings, and plan on googling a bunch of words and facts. Speaking of words, monosyllabism is a disease to us. And awkward. And, yes, that is the correct spelling. We are a little slow getting our profile back up to par, but will have pictures uploaded again soon. Best regards, C & M

Oh, important note, if you think ball gags are turn-on, or own a gimp mask, we most assuradly are not the couple for you. More specifically, she is not a woman you need to waste time having fantasies about binding and pissing on. Each to their own, though, and best of luck "master, sir". Last item: She. Does. Not. Like. Her. Ass. Smacked. Nor, do I. A manly tap to my ass signifying it's my turn, though, would most acceptable. Or, as a celebratory acknowledgement of a "good game". Happy shopping, boys!

Oh, lastly, the two P's - proper Punctuation. No Pubes. Would you put an uneducated Chi-a-pet in your mouth? Nor, will she.