I'm too smart for my own good, too charming to waste time with empty flattery, too much of a people per to sit around watching television, and too tired of the bar scene to waste time trolling. I'm a political liberal, a writer, a sax player, a guy who hates bullies and always sticks up for the underdog. I'm in good shape, but don't have time to make fitness a career. I've traveled a lot, loved a lot, raised a family, been wild, been mild. I won't lie to you, but I hate hurting people's feelings so I might sometimes tell you what I think you want to hear. I'm a firm believer in karma and I always try to pay it forward. I'll bet everything I own that I can make you laugh almost at will. I want people to be happy, self assured, and relaxed when I'm with them. Life is one amazing mystery, isn't it?

My Ideal Person Someone who is not already in a committed relationship. Helping someone cheat on someone else never ends well. It may be the ultimate expression of bad karma. I'm looking for a relationship with the person who makes me smile when I think of them, reveal myself when I'm with them, inspire me to fuck like an out of control rock star when they're in the mood, and makes me see the other side of every opinion.

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
too many to mention

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Light Bondage, Role Playing, Mutual Masturbation, Making Home "Movies", Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Physical attraction, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
I don't know any celebrities

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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