Swordofbacon 30 / M
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Portland, Oregon, United States
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Swordofbacon 30/M
Portland, Oregon
I work in the service industry as a cook at a seafood restaurant so maybe I'll cook you dinner. I'm 5'11" weigh 140 lbs, finding out that I've had a very vanilla sex life so I'm staying open minded, fully vaccinated as of 5/9/2021. Also I very much dislike writing these (but I think everyone does). PUT THIS WARNING ON YOUR PROFILE PEOPLE. GO YOUR PROFILE NAME AND SEE WHY. WARNING: Any institutions using this site or any of its associated sites for studies or projects - You do NOT have my permission to use any of my profile or pictures in any form or forum both current and future. If you have or do, it will be considered a serious violation of my privacy and will be subject to legal ramifications

My Ideal Person Honestly just someone who I can conversate with and be myself around.

  • 30 / male
  • Portland, Oregon, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Looking For:  Women
Birthdate: December 29, 1991
Relocate?: Maybe/Yes
Marital Status: Single
Height: 5 ft 11 in / 180-182 cm
Body Type: Slim/Petite
Smoking: I'm a light/social smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I use some recreational drugs
Education: Some college
Occupation: Cook
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Prefer not to say
Have Children: No
Want Children: Maybe
Male Endowment: Long/Average
Circumcised: Yes
Speaks: English
Hair Color: Blonde
Hair Length: Medium
Eye Color: Blue
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