We are experimental, whacky and uninhibited. We are also very much in love with each other. We are witty and articulate. Some of the lovely couples we would love to connect with on this site - there are a few pre-requisites. As you may imagine, there is no dearth of single guys pretending they're couples . So, in order that you may stand out from the rest of the pack, please: 1. Be straight! No offense intended to anyone, but both of us are straight, he's not bi-curious in the least. She is somewhat bi-curious, and the right woman can expand her horizons! Kissing and touching only though, for the time being. 2. Send us an email! Be descriptive, detailed and speak your mind. Your email will tell us a lot more about our potential compatibility than cock pics, so please don't hold anything back. Tell us what you like, how you like it and what you'd expect from us (of course we're going to take care of you as well ;)) 3. Send us a face pic! Although we do require that both of you be hygenic and healthy, she needs to know what you look like as well! Profile pics can, alas, be misleading - most of them because they're over a decade old! Recent pics will be truly appreciated. 4. Expect a slow, smoldering build-up (if and when we meet). She is not going to strip within 5 minutes (or even 30 minutes, for that matter) of our meeting. She hates a quick slam, as does he. So if you have something like 2 hours to kill, we're not the people for you. Finally (and this is for everyone still reading - thank you for your patience, by the way), be real, post comments to our pics so we know what you like (yes, they're all us, all real and all recent) and just be cool. Love to hear from ya! B & A

Mijn Ideale Persoon: We would love to meet a couple we can share some good times, and hot and tender moments with.