SuezyQsterIsBack 36 / F
"[Got A Fist Full Of Whiskey, My Bottle Just Bit Me]"
BumFuckMethCentral, Pennsylvania, United States
 
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SuezyQsterIsBack 36/F
BumFuckMethCentral, Pennsylvania
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Introduction
1] Proud mother fucking Veteran and momma to my own crotch goblin. (fuck you if you're offended. that word is funny as fuck lol) 2] Tattoos make up for my lack of tanning. 3] One part of me can be romantic and the other part, well, is a fucking asshole. 4] Full time mom, full time student, full time aunt, part time vet. 5] Yes, I am fully aware I have fat on my ass. Yes, I know some people don't like that. No, I don't give a flying fuck about your opinions. SO pass me my God damn steak and shut your mouth. 6] My napping game is mightily strong. 7] I'm fluent mainly in English but I mastered sarcasm. 8] I have a personality and an attitude. You'll figure out which one is for you. 9] Born and bred in NJ. Refrain from the Snookie jokes. 10] Whiskey is the breakfast for champions. Writer's Note: If You Feel Inclined To Steal My Info, Do Not Be Surprised When You Have To Sell It Back To Me. It Is That Bad.

My Ideal Person I get along with pretty much everyone. Unless you're a chauvinistic, cockless douche canoe. Then I have no fucking reason to know you, let alone put up with you.

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1] We will meet in public. Don't worry. My sister already has your info in case I end up on a missing person's report.

2] S T O P S E N D I N G C O C K S H O T S. Seriously.

3] I will politely tell you "no" if I want to.

4] Don't act like a dick and I won't act like a cunt. We're all here to have some kind of fun. Don't fucking spoil it.

5] Protection is a FUCKING MUST.

6] Be who you are. Everyone else is taken.

7] Whether it's 1 time or a 1000 times, I will still do my own thing and continue with my life. I don't need complications.

8] No, I don't want to meet your parents.

9] No fucking sleep overs.

10] I know I've always said I don't need a sugar daddy buuuuuuut fuck. The shit is tempting.

Information
  • 36 / female
  • BumFuckMethCentral, Pennsylvania, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Bi-sexual / Prefer not to say
Looking For:  Men or Women
Birthdate: February 11, 1986
Relocate?: No
Marital Status: Single
Height: 5 ft 4 in / 162-165 cm
Body Type: Average
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I don't use drugs
Education: Associate degree (2 years college)
Occupation: Student
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Christian
Have Children: Yes. We live together.
Want Children: Happy with what I have
Bra Size: 38 / 85 C
Speaks: English
Hair Color: Red/Auburn
Hair Length: Short
Eye Color: Blue
Glasses or Contacts: Either
My Trophy Case: