SexyWittyFunDSM 51 / 49 / C
"witty and lusty"
Tenino, Washington, United States
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SexyWittyFunDSM 51/C
Tenino, Washington
We are a well-traveled, educated, wildly sensual, and sexually fun-loving couple. He is a brilliant, creative, kinky fucker. She is athletic, naughty, witty, sexy, and enjoys shenanigans. Do you dare? Come take a walk on the wild side. If you are writing us and you don't have a picture in your profile please include one, then, please tell us what you enjoy doing with a couple, and don't worry you won't scare us as honesty really works. Please do not message us with one/two-word messages like "U R Hot" or "Sexy Ass". If you choose to write to us, please do it with the intention of showing up and meeting. We aren't here to titillate, get pen pals, text buddies, or trade endless pictures, we are here to have a great time, in person, with like-minded, sex-positive people.

My Ideal Person Easygoing man, woman, couple, or group. No jealousy, no drama, no diseases. We enjoy Stag and Vixen hotwife, mfmf, mfm and, if the wind blows that way, mmf. Please be intelligent and able to laugh at yourself. It’s all about pleasure and fun after all. Once more, we are not here for pic trading endless chatting, or long, drawn-out emails, we are here to meet others and play if we click.

  • 51/49 / Couple (man/woman)
  • Tenino, Washington, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Straight / Bi-sexual
Looking For:  Men, Women, Couples (man/woman), Groups or Couples (2 men)
Marital Status: Married
Swinger Type: Sex with others
Speaks: English
Our Trophy Case:
Birthdate: June 16, 1971 July 26, 1973
Relocate?: Prefer not to say Prefer not to say
Height: 6 ft 3 in / 190-193 cm 5 ft 5 in
Body Type: Athletic Athletic
Smoking: I'm a cigar/pipe smoker I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: Prefer not to say Prefer not to say
Education: Master's degree BA/BS (4 years college)
Race: Caucasian Caucasian
Religion: Prefer not to say Prefer not to say
Male Endowment: Long/Average N/A
Circumcised: Yes N/A
Bra Size: N/A 34 / 75 B
Hair Color: Blonde Blonde
Hair Length: Shaved Long
Eye Color: Blue Green
Glasses or Contacts: None None