Currently dating someone who doesn't mind if I play on the side. Also interested in either BF watching or having a full MFM. Witty, smart, professional who has her life together. Just looking for fun with a guy I can hold a conversation with who also has their life together. (This is important. If you sound like a moron or fuckboy, I will never be turned on by you). I'm also quite open minded and non-judgmental when it comes to stuff in the bedroom. Also - I'm a BBW. If this isn't your type, no worries, but please know this before messaging me.

理想の相手： Single. NOT MARRIED.
Knows the difference between there, their, and they're. (Bonus points for Oxford comma usage).

Dad bods are a total turn on.

Wouldn't mind a couple, but BOTH parties must be involved and active participates. No "she's ok with stuff" people!

Side note: Guys who craft some bullshit generic message that they send to anyone that catches their eye can save themselves the time. The generic / mass sent messages are obvious. If you can’t bother to put effort into a two sentence intro, wtf would I assume you’d put effort in anywhere else?