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Sarcastocunt 52 / F
"God gave man a brain and a penis, but only enough blood to run one at a time"
Kansas City, Kansas, United States
 
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Sarcastocunt 52/F
Kansas City, Kansas
IF YOUR FIRST MESSAGE IS A FREAKING BOOK FORGET IT, TRYING TO DEAL WITH THIS SITE IS STUPID ENOUGH WITHOUT ALL THAT NONSENSE
Introduction
The name says it all. If you enter into a conversation with me and expect a shy, submissive type you will be sorely mistaken. I am relatively nice, fun loving, silly, and fun, unless met with stupidity, willful ignorance, or plain old meanness. In a relationship, but he is away a lot, so side entertainment could be an option for us when we are apart. That being said, finding a playmate isn't easy for me. I am a firm believer in time, place circumstance. OH and I am shallow, if you aren't sexy af, you better be highly intelligent, or have a brilliant perality. I have my silver fox, thank you, I am looking for someone younger so they can keep up with my sexual appetite.

My Ideal Person Male or female that is also attracted to my S.O. NSA and DTF, 21-40, easy on the eyes, fit, and nice.
Oh and has a full life of their own!!! I am a busy lady, you should be able to entertain yourself with work, friends, family, concerts, live theater....SOMETHING!

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Pink Floyd, Phish, String cheese Incident, Gov't
Mule

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
I have fulfilled all but one. That one I don't plan of
fulfilling, but it is a gang bang of about 12 men of all shapes, sizes, and flavors.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
A little of each

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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Information
  • 52 / female
  • Kansas City, Kansas, United States
Sexual Orientation:
Bi-curious / Prefer not to say
Looking For:  Men, Women, Couples (man/woman) or Groups
Birthdate: March 20, 1972
Relocate?: No
Marital Status: Single
Height: 5 ft 2 in / 157-160 cm
Body Type: Slim/Petite
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I use some recreational drugs
Education: Prefer not to say
Occupation: Tomboy
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Pagan
Have Children: Yes. We do not live together.
Want Children: Happy with what I have
Bra Size: 34 / 75 B
Speaks: English
Hair Color: Red/Auburn
Hair Length: Long
Eye Color: Hazel
Glasses or Contacts: Glasses