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Numptyandbumpty 58 / 56 / C
"if you want to know ...ask..... c i c ..numptyandbumpty......i will tell longer a full member so please use the above to say hi ...and more .....Chris x"
Stockport, Cheshire, United Kingdom
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Last Visit: Within last 3 months
Member Since: January 5, 2017

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Numptyandbumpty 58/C
Stockport, Cheshire , United Kingdom
not full anymore so cant reply sadly...get me on K..1..K if you want to chat.....chris only now but love to hear off any and everyone x
hi everyone......i have told others this on K..K.......but will also explain here name is chris.......the sexy lady on our profile and pics n vids is jane......she is my girlfriend........i have a wife...( but nothing in the bedroom has happened for years sadly) and a family....jane also has a family of her own so due to lockdowns etc we have not been able to see each other for you can imagine it is very very frustrating ....but thankfully this site helps a if you see me on it will only be me...but please come say hi i love to chat to naughty people....anyone...who can get the mind thinking and the body tingling.....thank you all for all the lovely comments etc on our pics/vids please keep them coming (me be shy ......i love to hear off you all...thank you...chris xx

My Ideal Person anyone who is not too serious....naughty....horny .....and is just after a little fun and thrills to keep off the boredom.....male ...or female.....naughty is naughty ....and if you have dressed pics on your profile then even better i love clothes ...lingerie.....much more than naked please come say hi.
Chris xx

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I have cybersex quite often.

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  • 58/56 / Couple (man/woman)
  • Stockport, Cheshire, United Kingdom
Sexual Orientation:
Bi-curious / Bi-curious
Looking For:  Men, Women, Couples (man/woman), Groups, Couples (2 women), Couples (2 men) or Trans
Marital Status: Attached
Swinger Type: Touching others but no sex
Speaks: English
Have Children: Yes. We live together.
Want Children: Happy with what we have
Our Trophy Case:
Birthdate: August 31, 1964 November 3, 1966
Relocate?: No No
Height: 5 ft 11 in / 180-182 cm 5 ft 1 in
Body Type: Athletic Ample
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I don't use drugs I don't use drugs
Education: Prefer not to say Prefer not to say
Race: Caucasian Caucasian
Religion: Not applicable Not applicable
Male Endowment: Average/Average N/A
Circumcised: No N/A
Bra Size: N/A 36 / 80 C
Hair Color: Hair? What Hair? Black
Hair Length: Receding Long
Eye Color: Brown Brown
Glasses or Contacts: None Glasses