[B][/B][B][/B]Our availability is pretty limited sometimes but always up for meeting new friends. If you are visiting let us know and will see if we can connect. Please note the below remarks, we have been on this site for a while now and have noticed an exponential amount of fake profiles on here or ones that live in 'cyber space' only. We are real and looking for real meets only. She is bi, he is straight. Our pics and vids are for your amusement, our time is not. Unless we are meeting up with you, we will not send any additional pics to you on here or via text. We do not correspond via commercial email, either use the email here or text us if we get that far. He is straight only, and while we respect everyone's lifestyle choices we have decided to refrain from playing with couples with gay/bi males. Nothing against you guys, that is just our peral choice. Also note that our schedules rarely let us plan for more than a week out, but that said if you know what dates you will be in town let us know and will see if we can work something out.

La mia persona ideale: Currently seeking couples, both local and visitors. However, please note the following:

- Please be height/weight proportionate

- Our schedules are very sporadic so we may not be available when you are. Weekends are typically best for us.

- Try to be within +/- 10 years or so of our age. As always exceptions can be made, we have seen some rough 30 somethings and some hot 50+ somethings.

- For couples, ideally we would both like to play but do understand that not all ladies can handle his size. Chemistry usually trumps everything but there should be a level of attraction there to pique our interest. We have both been in the lifetyle for a hot minute and are not really shocked by anything, but our 'kinks' are probably relatively vanilla in the grand spectrum of things.

- At a minimum have a full body shot on your profile of who will be playing. Neither of us like to be surprised by outdated or inaccurate photos. You don't have to be a hard body but if you can't own what you have and post a full body shot we are not interested in playing email tag to get a full body shot. Those that say 'I have a public job' give us a break, we highly doubt you will be recognized by anyone on here with just a body shot (though with the bulge he has going on he has probably made a few people suspicious ha). If you have mostly overly cropped photos (no full body shots), no videos, profiles that are not filled out or "prefer not to say" listed, we will probably not be interested.

Please note his size. Many ladies decline because of it and that is understandable but we prefer full disclosure as from our experience 'surprise' dates have been disappointing and frustrating.

Also no questions about his junk please. If you dig it, cool if you don't then click away. If you want to send a nice comment those are definitely appreciated but not interested in engaging in any personal conversations centered around his junk.