UPDATE COMING: We have long since moved out of CA, are older/wiser/more sarcastic....LOL So please hang tight while we update the photos and profile content here. Honestly we completely forgot about this account for... well quite sometime now. She is now 43, and he is 48. Wife: 42/43 Mommy of 1 extraordinary kiddo , Home business owner x2, 5'1" 250lbs, curvy, fluffy, FUN, HILARIOUS (I think so anyways), Sexy, Hair is constantly changing.. depending on what color dye I'm sporting. Tattooed, and ALWAYS wanting more. Avid reader, knitter, and into anything crafty. Also a painter and chalk artist. Getting back into jogging/5ks and 10ks, yoga, rowing.. would love a workout partner! THE HUBBY: 48, 6'1", 320lbs light brown hair, green eyes, with some facial hair: muscular teddy bear physique. Meaning his arms and legs are muscular, his middle has gotten a tad fluffy. IT Slave/Guru, Car Fanatic/Enthusiast, Gun Enthusiast, All around great guy. He's the strong silent type, and I constantly have to tell people he doesn't hate the world his face just looks like that. LOL (Resting bitch face) He's the sweetest guy with a heart of gold once you get past a somewhat intimidating exterior. He has an excellent if somewhat dry sense of humor. We have a myriad of interests, and are always looking for others with similar and different interests. Hubby is about to undergo corrective and reconstructive cervical spinal surgeries in August, so he's not likely to be playing with anyone for awhile, but he and we are open to getting to know people while he heals. 1:Honestly, Communication and Transparency. We have long since grown from this profile being created and we are POLYAMOROUS. Meaning we are NOT trying to unicorn hunt a wonderful woman to abscond away in our home just for us and not let the world see her flower bloom. Nor are we looking to do that to a wonderful man either. Or a stupendously wonderful trans human. No, we just want to get to know YOU for YOU. You want to talk to my hubby- Do it! I, the wife, do not own nor control him (unless its my turn to be the Domme/Mistress) ;) I want my husband to find wonderful individuals to be in his life and our Iives. If you want to get to know me, the wife, do so, but approach with manners. I have ZERO time to suffer fools and refuse to do so. Also, just because I'm Poly doesn't mean I'm going to sleep with you. lol Not how it works. 2. We're cute. Yes I said cute. Not gorgeous, not some lithe model or Barbie/Ken doll look alike. (Good thing since Ken doesn't have working parts... oh my! LOL) Since people seem to need some sort of label on things: The wife might be considered a small BBW. This label varies GREATLY from one per to another, one culture to another and even within the BBW community. So what we can say is this: she's short, very curvy and have some fluff- I don't seem to have a problem attracting people- but again that's also subjective. HE could be considered a BBM or BHM (Big Husky Man?) 3.We have opinions and a sense of humor if you don't like these traits in a couple, do NOT bother responding to us. - Alternately, if you don't have the ability to form your own opinions, or your sense of humor is on the level with say... armpit noises and fart jokes- well I've been through 6th grade, haven't you? lol 4. We're would like people that would like to have continued contact beyond the bedroom (or car, or hotel, or wherever the deed happens). We'd like to make friends. It would be amazing if we could find another couple that has s, as they'll know our struggle with not being able to get freaky at the drop of a hat. More often than not, things require planning. 5. This is where we talk about you.... oh wonderful eh? lol You have one or more of the following attributes: (preferably MORE than one) In no particular order. - Sense of humor ( this is key and is worth double points lemme tell ya ) - Semblance of intelligence - Ability to comprehend, read and make decisions on occasion - Employed or working towards being employed (or conversely also a Stay At Home Parent.... as I am one as well as a two-time home business owner) - Independent, but appreciate the company of someone else. - Positive outlook on life - Sense of adventure, willing to try new things. - Love of food - Love of animals, we have three cats and a fish tank. - Cute - Witty.... yes humor and wit are two separate categories. The ability to laugh at this posting yet still want to get to know us. :-D He now works from home mostly, but we also have a tween who takes up plenty of our precious time. So if you are worth knowing, he will make time! I am a mobile Neuromuscular Therapist and travel all over the greater DFW area for , so between that and our , and my various painting I am busy- but if you are worth it I will make time. Hang in there with us I like to think we're worth it.

My Ideal Person Real People. Men, Women.. Couples whatever. People who are capable of being themselves without a pretext. People who understand that individuals are to be respected until they show that they do not deserve it anymore.

Just be yourself, that's all anyone can hope for.

Ok I guess it's time to put into the forefront again a very pertinent piece of information. Since I think no one reads the "view other responses" section. We know this is going to severely cut down on the amount of responses we get, but we can deal with it.

The wife has HSV2 - Born with it, had 2 occurrences in her adult life and has not passed it on to any of her partners ever *knock on every piece of wood* I take herbal supplements that act as preventative for the virals in my system and this has sustained me much better than pharmaceuticals have. I am happy to discuss, at length with you, but I encourage you to do your research. There is plenty of information out there these days. It isn't a life sentence and while I practice safety, I don't treat it as the end of the world.

So there you have it, take it, leave it, deny it, I don't care- We're still having fun with or without you. LOL

What are your favorite musicians or bands?:
Aerosmith, Tool, Maroon 5, Enya, Depeche Mode, Train,
Tom Petty

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Sadomasochism, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Rimming, Fetishes, Light Bondage, Candle Wax, Spanking, Threesomes, Slave/Master, Mutual Masturbation, Food Play, Making Home "Movies", Participating in Erotic Photography, Voyeurism, Handcuffs/Shackles, Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc., Blindfolds, Leather, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience, Physical attraction, Same/similar fetishes, Experience in a certain role (top/bottom; master/slave), Open to ménage à trois and/or orgies, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, A little of each

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Eh, I prefer real people, with real and not scripted creativity.
Sure celebrities are real people, but likely too much effort
involved and media attention to be involved with one.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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