Before you think otherwise after reading the rest of this, we are a really fun couple to spend time with. We know life is short, and want to enjoy it. However, there tends to be a lot of bull associated with people on these sites. If you can't be honest, go away. We just want to bring people smiles and memories. No single guys!!! Also! No one under 35, period!! Tired of the drama. We want old people like us. Yes we are old. It happens! If you truly can act mature, we might consider it, but your generation has been leaving a LOT to be desired as far as honesty and perality. If you are not honestly interested or planning on meeting us, please leave us be. We were here before. The Mrs got tired of drama after our last bad encounter spring of 16, and deleted our profile of over 10 years. She since realized that she missed the excitement and the good folks we have met. Will add more as we get time. We are an aging couple, that still likes a little extra fun. She is VERY bi, and he is strait, but not homophobic. She has RA, and it has been raising hell with her body, but the fun parts still work fine!

My Ideal Person First off, no single guys unless you are related to Mr Ed!!!

Please be close to HWP! Sorry, but we are not into bigger people. A little weight is fine, and in most cases, it looks great. Not looking for Ken and Barbie, but not Fred and Ethel Mertz either. Looking for (real) bi women and the occasional well equipped male. Strait couples will be considered, but with bi fems are preferred.

We are not against driving a little ways if there will be real honest people at the end of our trip, so please keep that in mind. For the time we wasted on fake people, we could have driven cross country at least twice.

Please, no more drama!