OK, so the blowjob contest profile did not work either. Damn, I was sure that was going to work. I mean, who wouldn't wanna give me a blowjob, right? But, no, just more chinese girls writing that they are looking for a soulmate and that they want to marry me. Can someone please explain to me what the fuck is up with all the Chinese women who want to marry me? I get that I'm sexy as hell, especially when I'm 14,000 miles away from you, but let's get real. 36 women who I've never met and who live in China think I'm 'the one'? you mean to tell me the 10 guys to each one of you is not shaking your tree, but this graybeard across the globe makes you all wet? So OK, I'm not here to meet my soulmate (in China or anywhere else). I'm here to get laid. Terrible idea on a site such as this, but I'm naive that way. i'm a very tall (and apparently very sexy to Chinese women) man with a graying beard & mustache, as if you did get that. I'm intelligent, insightful, naïve, and fairly stupid if I think the site is gonna work. I'm looking for, hopefully, a long term FWB. Right now leaning more toward the "with Benefits" part, but hopefully someone I can talk to & be friends with, too. Chemistry is really what it's all about. I'd like there to be a bit of fascination both mentally and physically. I really want to be where I am excited to get together with you, and you are excited to get together with me, and the anticipation makes riding the train an erotic experience since I'm thinking about wrestling with you. I want to fumble around like agers, with all the nervousness and yearning, and in the process prove that we're not agers but people who just want to enjoy each other, have some strenuous fun, and get some excitement back. I want to please you, and be so turned on that a premature ejaculation is a genuine risk (don't worry. I recover). If the occasional butterflies, and maybe some really nasty thoughts, are what you're missing too, then get in touch and let's meet..

My Ideal Person I love more mature, sensual, sexy and sexual women. Yes, you young girls are great, but I like to take time in bed and have both of us sated and happy, not just exhausted.

Where bodies are concerned, I don't really have a type. You can be fit and trim or struggling with your weight and I don't care...as long as you own how sexy you are and aren't afraid of it. I'ma fan of natural, unshaved women; I love that you're a woman, not a girl. I love that you look, smell, and taste like a woman.

I love tight, round asses, and have been known to get whiplash when passing a really great butt. I try to be discreet, but really...who hide admiring a beautiful sunset? A beautiful thing should be appreciated.

but I digress. I'm a fan of all breasts that I have so far encountered in life. I love full lips, bedroom eyes, women who can kick my ass, confidence without all consuming ego, and nipple piercing.

My ideal woman is sexy and sexual, knows what she's got and knows how to please and be pleased. She knows how to express here desire, her satisfaction, her lust. I love to give pleasure, and expect that she wants to give it back.

I love just a touch of kink, some dirty talk, showers together (especially if the showering is the least of what we're doing), sexy underwear and lingerie, and nice perfume...Chanel's Coco is a personal favorite, and I've been known to get hard just smelling it on random women walking down the street. Its pretty Pavlovian, to be honest, and I admit that the guy walking past you who just an insta-bone probably is a touch...weird. Still, stuff just does it for me.

I'm pretty open to trying new things in the bedroom as long as it doesn't end up in a trip to the ER or police station (unless, you know, there's some prison fantasy thing we're working on).

I'm looking for discretion, but I'm certainly no prude. Sexy and sexual pics get me as excited as any other guy, and certainly get my attention.

I can be a bit selective about who I contact, so please don't be offended if I don't message you back. I may not be interested, but I will not knowingly be a jerk to anyone here. We're all here for the same reason, at the end of the day.

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
OOh. teacher. Still get hot with that one. Coach in the locker
room/shower. Babysitter, horny nun, flight attendant.
I've got a whole cast of characters

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
A bed, The beach, A moving vehicle (i.e. car), The middle of a park, An airplane, A dark back alley, A movie theatre, A remote wilderness spot, Under a waterfall, My desk at work, My parents' front lawn, A swimming pool or hot tub, A store dressing room, A hotel room, No particular place, Anywhere

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Tia Leone is the only one I can think of.

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've done it so many times that I've forgotten how to type with two hands.

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