ATTENTION: IM sucks. Please send a message. FUN, squeaky clean, professional COUPLE with a TRULY BI FEMALE (doesn't just play one on TV) wants the pleasure of your company. In fact, we are wanted in at least 7 states. NO -- not THAT way! Fantasies R us! Got one, SAY so!! Let's make it happen. We like everything from mild to wild as long as there's respect for all involved. Manners matter. Few hard rules. Same room, FULL SWAP only. Soft swap is for Match and Christian Mingle geeks. But we respect boundaries and your right to be as boring as you'd like. Male is straight but loves that his lady loves ladies as well. He pays extra for that!! If your lady isn't BI, that's NOT a deal breaker--few things are. Sympathy card to follow. We are VERY open minded about this kinky world in which we play. We don't judge, so don't hold back on expressing your fantasies. We may even steal a few of your ideas. Single guys, we will contact YOU when the need arises. To get our attention, you need to be "talented" enough to make a Clydesdale gasp. Sorry, but single guys have LOTS of competition. And one-line messages demonstrate an equivalent number of brain cells. EFFORT = RESULTS. We are real and reliable and won't waste your time or opportunities with flakey stuff. Have airplane -- will travel. DON'T LET DISTANCE DETER YOU. WE ARE CLOSER THAN YOU THINK. Fly to the beach with us? But you have to be great to be with or we won't fly you back. 8>P Locations frequently visited: Florida panhandle, Florida in general, Hilton Head, Savannah, Asheville, NE Alabama. Charleston. Want to become our new favorite destination? Please be a good excuse to burn $5 AVGAS. So what are you waiting for?

Mi persona ideal: Age is just a number and no one is perfect. For us, it's all about the personal and live sexual chemistry. Couples with a BI female jump to the front of the line. But that's not a show-stopper.

Please be good, considerate, and timely communicators; and with BOTH of you, enthusiastic participants. If we extend invitations, they have reasonable expiration dates. So don't get insulted if we have moved on to plan B if you don't respond in a day or so. First come, first to GET to cum. New York rules apply here.

IF you are too shy (or special) to give up a cell number for TEXT or another form of contact info to exchange photos, etc. Well . . . no guts, no glory. Not to worry, we are VERY discreet with your photos and info. Nobody wants to pay enough for them, anyway.

High libidos and twisted humor are mucho desirable. We hate having to give CPR or water-board folks to get maximum performance.

If you've read this far, why aren't you typing a message yet?