First and Foremost, if you are looking at our profile to get your jollies, STOP!!!, Please get a life. We are an honest, sincere couple looking for the same. If you are not interested don’t waste our time nor yours. SINGLE MEN WILL BE IGNORED. UNDER 45’s WILL BE IGNORED. Fun, sexy, classy couple looking for a like-minded woman or couple who loves to do a variety of things in and out of the bedroom, no drama, ddf, and willing to live life to the fullest. We love cooking out, live music, bowling, shooting pool, breweries, good 80’s movies, hanging out and listening to awesome music, Just a normal couple that likes to spice things up. Must be on the same page with their partner or no deal. We don’t do secrets and neither should you. Smoking anything other than brisket is a deal breaker.

My Ideal Person Single guys, women who bounce around from couples to men, and women with implants please move on. If you’re not within a hour traveling, it won’t work for us, we are busy and value our time as much as yours. For us to reply you should be transparent, open-minded, and honest. You'll need your own teeth, and not live with yo Mama. NO SMOKERS. DEAL BREAKER. We avoid politics, religion, and any other tempestuous topics! He loves curves and the booty, I love curves and boobs! He is straight but will gladly share me and join in with a woman if you both allow. He loves to please, especially orally.. and is damn good at teasing and pleasuring a women, but must be little to no pussy hair. Happy for a soft or full swap, maybe leading to separate rooms eventually if all parties are happy and comfortable, but we are never pushy or selfish. We want to enjoy each others experiences as a couple and hope you feel the same. If your DNA is misguided, we are not the ones. I am not fond of beards and lots of facial hair, don't mind a hairy body at all! Just be manscaped... Mister T need not apply.
No drama issues needed, we are not the jealous type, we are here for a great time with a compatible female/couple. Alchemy is key, mutual intellect, respect and discretion is paramount. Please know we won’t respond if you’re under 45; no gym freaks, just not that way inclined. So long as your partner, wife or husband knows you can play, we can talk. Send us a message, we are safe fun sexy and laugh at life’s idiosyncrasies.

What location do you fantasize about for a sexual encounter?:
No particular place

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Toys (Vibrators/Dildos/etc.), Threesomes, Mutual Masturbation, Voyeurism, Blindfolds, Massage

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Physical attraction, Ability to be discreet, Open to ménage à trois and/or orgies, Sexual appetite, Willingness to freely discuss and try anything, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship

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