Not sure what to put here. Mom said I should tell you about myself. She's usually right. She's nice enough to let me use her car to go to work when I have a job. Right now my goal is back hair removal by summer and then I can have the moles removed before the Star Trek Convention in fall where I'll be going as a Klingon. I'm into video games and I'm a proud dungeon master! Wanna play? Ok. Still with me? Im a normal divorced professional who works in the city and lives and loves in the country! During the week I'm a Manager at a large corporation and by weekend I'm a farmer (part time). I live on 200 private acres and rescue and train dogs when I find them. I'm a handyman and a family historian who loves working in the yard, cooking and hanging by the campfire under the stars. It's been over a year now since my divorce and I have done all of the societal steps back to health and am just wanting a fricken date! Would love to find someone to spend a nice evening maybe having dinner at Disney and enjoying a fireworks show and a walk on the boardwalk or a nice home grilled meal and wine by the fire. If there's a second date cool! Anyone who can quote Mel Brooks or recite rediculous movies are a plus! Would love to learn new things like how to ride a or play a guitar! Interested? Anyone? Im normal. Im real (trust me...I'd go lower than 52!) and I'm willing to prove it in any way that makes you comfortable but can't share face pics here. Ill share as many as you like after we "chat" but if you would like to see some that are less than G rated thats cool but you'll have to ask. Im not the kind of guy who assumes you wanna see my junk! I can pass the test without it! Im just missing something. Age, Race make no difference to me. Just ask me anything and I will gladly answer. Help me find something!

My Ideal Person A lady who is confident, strong, smart, independent, adventurous, witty and affectionate. Oh...and horny! It would be nice if she was horny!

Tell one of your favorite sexual fantasies. Don't hold back!:
Don't know that there fantasies but I sure have some
fun ideas! Ever been tied up with M&M's?

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Sexual experience

Ever fantasized about having sex with a celebrity? Who? What turns you on about them?:
Already did that. Fulfilled childhood fantasy. Be nice
I might tell you!

Have you ever had cybersex?:
Not yet, but I definitely want to try it.

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