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Introduction
Oh shit !!
I bet you thought you were getting two girls who were into some girl on girl action while we both lick your manly balls??!!??
We hate to be the bearer of bad news, but we're not that type of couple. I know, I feel you. You thought you were getting two for the price of one. The ultimate male fantasy! Two chicks all up on your man meat!
Who are we? And why, you may ask, are we doing this?
Truth be known, we're just a couple of lunatics with too much time on their hands. We both perv. We both blog. We both lick the bacon and cheese whiz off of each other's nipples! And now we're going ghetto and combining one account, to blog under one name. To share our fucked up idealistic ways and talk about titty fucking with grits, bacon, and cheap ass beer - among other unknown shenanigans.
Mmmmm, bacon!
In our spare time, she (notlikehereither) likes to run around in superman underoos, scaring the homeless with her big mama jamas, knocking out bitches one naked nipple at a time. While, I (Ariel) have a special place in my heart for KFC shanks and fucking with people one mile at a time.
It truly is quite magical.
Before you ask....yes, we know each other. Yes, we hang out. Yes, she has smuggled my entire head in her massive tittays....while I motor-boated those coveted beauties on cam.
Neither of us like to lick the vajayjay, otherwise we'd be fucking each other in all naked, girly glory. Although, she has pictured me fucking. Notlikeher is a dirty fucking girl!
Notlikeher is the Z in my zen and *I* am the grits in her ass crack.
This profile is a work in progress. Stay tuned.
My Ideal Person Um, do you have a penis? Are you a man? Do you know how to string two sentences together coherently?
If you answered yes to the above questions, congratulations!
Not meeting anyone through this profile. Considering the location is between Point A (Ariel) and Point B (notlikehereither), it would be kind of redundant, don't ya think?
My Ideal Person Um, do you have a penis? Are you a man? Do you know how to string two sentences together coherently?
If you answered yes to the above questions, congratulations!
Not meeting anyone through this profile. Considering the location is between Point A (Ariel) and Point B (notlikehereither), it would be kind of redundant, don't ya think?
Information
Sexual Orientation:
Straight / Straight
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Looking For: Men |
Marital Status: | Single | ||
Swinger Type: | Not applicable | ||
Speaks: | English | ||
Have Children: | Yes. We live together. | ||
Want Children: | Happy with what we have | ||
Our Trophy Case: | |||
Birthdate: | November 21, 1978 |
Relocate?: | Prefer not to say |
Marital Status: | Single |
Height: | 5 ft 8 in / 172-175 cm |
Body Type: | Average |
Smoking: | I'm a light/social smoker |
Drinking: | I'm a light/social drinker |
Drugs: | I don't use drugs |
Education: | BA/BS (4 years college) |
Occupation: | Bum |
Race: | Caucasian |
Religion: | Not applicable |
Have Children: | Yes. We live together. |
Want Children: | Happy with what we have |
Bra Size: | 36 / 80 D |
Speaks: | English |