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2NDCHANCE4FUN 50 / M
"“I’m kind of an asshole”"
CALGARY/EDMONTON, Alberta, Canada
 
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2NDCHANCE4FUN 50/M
CALGARY/EDMONTON, Alberta , Canada
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Introduction
When I was a little boy, I thought the definition of sex was to kiss while you were naked. So one night, I got out of the bath and kissed my cat on the nose. Then I remembered I was naked, and I ran downstairs, crying “I had sex with the cat!” You should have seen my mom’s face. So… you probably wanna know more about me now, and whether or not you should message me about grabbing drinks and possibly having the most fun ever together. To help you decide, here are some testimonials: “Sex was great, but he’s kind of an asshole.” - My Ex “Always shared his cookies with me.” - Kelly from Kindergarten “If you break his heart, I will cut you.” - Sister “Yeah, you’re kind of attractive I guess” - a complete stranger Oh, and before you send me the best message ever, you should know one thing: If all you wanna do is “netflix and chill” (i.e. booty-call me when you get drunk)… you should make like a rubber ball and BOUNCE. (there’s a lot of crazies on here, yikes) But you know what? There’s also some really interesting, passionate and attractive women… So let’s see what happens. Just don’t treat me like your latest “fuckboi” or your personal ATM machine… that’s the biggest turn off in the world. Intrigue me. Send me a message that will make a tiny little smile crawl across my face when I read it. Challenge me. Seduce me. If you can ;) Anyways, if you’re cute, FUN and have a slightly dorky side… then let’s be BFFN’s (best friends for now). Miss you already, - C P.S. Girls who message first are sexy AF P.P.S. Seriously tho, just say hi and let me take it from there - I’m not on this site much, so if you’re interested, message me and I’ll get an email notification. P.P.P.S… I’m a Gemini. Don’t say I didn’t warn you… I always seem to get asked for this so I am adding it to my profile. Midliffe crisis probably not but after ending a long term relationship this guy needs some spice in life. What can I say ex husband, ex boyfriend now could be your boy toy LOL. I lead a busy life not looking for headgames or any BS for this season in my life I am looking for fun. I am looking for a playmate now let me describe that a bit more. FWB might as well be called a fuck buddy but that is a better name because most don't know what being a friend means . I want a playmate someone who wants to play someone who wants to enjoy experiences in and out of the bedroom. Someone who wants to just get up and run away for a weekend. I like a little kink but lets not get too extreme and love roll play. Roll play can be an evening a weekend or forever. The bottom line is I just want to play.

My Ideal Person You should message me if:

You can dance or just want to try

You can afford to support my expensive Pokemon habit

You need someone to kill bugs or open jars.

You want to come over and make spaghetti sandwiches.

You like to laugh, you don’t take yourself too seriously, and you think you can actually keep up with me.

If interested, you should please provide:
- A selfie
- Your best pickup line

Let me add some more to that.

I am looking for some who wants adventure definitely sexual but also out of the bedroom. So if weekend getaways and day trips and spontaneous things are your zest we could have fun. Not looking for commitments other then you want to have fun and yes it is all about sex.

I am looking for someone who has a zest for life and especially sex. Like I said not looking for anything really serious just some fun. If you are adventurous and mildly kinky you are probably going to have a lot of fun together. If the thought of being out for a nice dinner somewhere fancy trying to keep a straight face because I just turned on a remote vibrator as the waitress tried to take your order. Sounds like a fun dinner out you are my kind of girl. If you are the kind of woman who loves being out in public and wants to flash me her pussy with a chance of being caught doing it you are my kind of girl. If you are the kind of girl who would like to sit on a guys chest while masturbating to orgasm or rubbing your pussy all over my face you are my kind of girl. If the thought of lieing spread eagle on a bed while having every inch of your body kissed and teased you are my kind of girl. If you love long repeated marathon sex you are my kind of girl. If being on a boat in the middle of a busy lake having your pussy eaten sounds like fun you are probably my kind of girl. If shopping and while trying on clothes we both sneak into a change room you could be my kind of girl. If you are the kind of woman who can think of adventurous things to do to my body and I am not shy you are most likely my kind of girl. Hope this isn't too blunt but why be shy.

If you don't like to look after yourself and your hygenie you are not my kind of girl. If I come to your place and it is filthy I would leave.

I have now met with quite a few couples and wow what a great time and I am looking to expand on that. I am looking to expand on this lifestyle a lot more. Please though take the time to read my profile. I am not Bi or even a smidge curious. I don't however mind playing together and am not looking for just single encounters with your wife or GF. If you are the kind of couple who like roleplay or even fullfilling fantasies make sure you hit me up.

What types of sexual activities turn you on?:
Giving Oral Sex, Receiving Oral Sex, Anal Sex, Fetishes, Light Bondage, Handcuffs/Shackles, Breast/Nipple Torture, Clamps, etc., pretty open to, new experiences

What factors are most important to you when looking for a sexual partner?:
Same/similar fetishes, Ability to be discreet, Sexual appetite, Agreeable to a commitment free sexual relationship, Creativity/Kinkiness level

Have you ever had cybersex?:
I've tried it, but it's just not the same.

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Information
  • 50 / male
  • CALGARY/EDMONTON, Alberta, Canada
Sexual Orientation:
Straight
Looking For:  Women, Couples (man/woman) or Couples (2 women)
Birthdate: June 11, 1972
Relocate?: No
Marital Status: Separated
Height: >195 cm
Body Type: Athletic
Smoking: I'm a non-smoker
Drinking: I'm a light/social drinker
Drugs: I don't use drugs
Education: BA/BS (4 years college)
Race: Caucasian
Religion: Not applicable
Have Children: Yes. We live together.
Want Children: No
Male Endowment: Long/Thick
Circumcised: Yes
Speaks: English
Hair Color: Brown
Hair Length: Medium
Eye Color: Brown
Glasses or Contacts: Glasses
My Trophy Case: