WILLY WARMER WEATHER  

spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
29879 posts
1/12/2022 9:55 am
WILLY WARMER WEATHER



I am so cold. My apartment has very high ceilings - it is part of a converted lace factory building; it is difficult and expensive to heat up. It is one of the reasons why I am moving to a bungalow on the edge of the city.

To keep the cold at bay, I am wearing three tops and two pairs of socks and I remain clothed when I go to bed. I need a big, woolly willy warmer; if only I knew someone who is a good knitter!

Have you ever been given a willy warmer by someone. or have you given a willy warmer to someone?
Do you have any advice on how I can keep my willy warm?


A willy warmer, sometimes known as a cocksock, has a long history. It is claimed that Croatian men living in the mountains traditionally wore willy warmers to prevent their willies getting frostbite. In cold Norway, men wore willy warmers made from the fur of a squirrel.

In the Faroe Islands, a Danish archipelago in the freezing waters of the North Atlantic, men often wore two mittens; one mitten, a kallvottur, on their willy and another mitten, a purrivottur, over their balls. Also, there was a Faroese tradition where a woman would give a willy warmer, called a forhyse, to a man she was interested in; if the man was interested in her, he would keep the gift and, if not interested, he would return the gift.

Below is me half-naked wearing a kallvottur; I cannot wear a purrivottur because my balls have gone into hiding as it is far too cold!



spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41166 posts
1/12/2022 9:56 am

It should read kallvøttur and purrivøttur but the site does not recognise the letter ø, the twenty-ninth letter of the Faroese alphabet. It is no wonder that I have not come across any Faroese members on the site.


staci_19702 51T  
3767 posts
1/12/2022 10:40 am

Omg!! I want one!!!
Sometimes when I’m hunting, and is sooooo cold, I have put hand warmers in between my undies and my thermals. Haven’t wanted to try direct contact.
You poor little shivering thing!

Have a great day! 💋
Staci


EnigmaInitiative 54F  
6054 posts
1/12/2022 11:00 am

Have you ever been given a willy warmer by someone. or have you given a willy warmer to someone?

Nope, but they're fucking adorable.

Do you have any advice on how I can keep my willy warm?

I have a thought, but, alas,the pond...

I'm glad you're moving, that sounds miserable.

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Tmptrzz 59F  
107033 posts
1/12/2022 12:04 pm

I am sorry to hear your so cold you know there is someone on the site that used to make those Willy Warmers, but I can't seem to recall who it was. I hope you find who makes them and they can make you one to stay warm.

I hope you enjoy your Hump Day..

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


Paulxx001 65M  
22616 posts
1/12/2022 12:04 pm

Hmmm... the stuff you learn on these pages. 😶❗❗


sexyldy1000 65F  
9606 posts
1/12/2022 12:13 pm

I have also heard them called a Peter Heater. One Christmas, I remember one of the males in the household getting one, and being so red-faced 😡 when he opened it in front of everyone.


smartasswoman 64F  
35813 posts
1/12/2022 12:24 pm

Well, you are already aware that I’ve never knitted one of these.

Coming from a very cold climate, I can tell you that male cross country skiers often wear briefs underneath their tights that have a special panel of wind proof material sewn to the front. That’s my only contribution to this topic.

Well, and also, I’m glad that the female anatomy isn’t so “out there”!


BicuriousCar 62F
76 posts
1/12/2022 12:41 pm

That is soo cute!


citizen4722 64M  
74582 posts
1/12/2022 12:50 pm

Does an old sock count as a willy warmer?
I'll say no more
Happy HNW


LadiesR2B1rst 58M  
2735 posts
1/12/2022 1:52 pm

I've never had one of those "Willy warmers" but, it looks like a good idea for every single guy to have one. Thanks for sharing.


Leegs2012 49M  
96125 posts
1/12/2022 2:32 pm

I hate the cold weather. I love it when it is hot out. I wear less clothes.


secret_lade 48F  
9227 posts
1/12/2022 4:02 pm

He he he he.... I like your smile!


lonlyforlove2 79M  
32704 posts
1/12/2022 6:56 pm

Stay in where it is warm, keep your pants on!! It will be OK. I got faith in you!

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PonyGirl1965 56F  
22090 posts
1/12/2022 8:17 pm

I really want to play with your willy warmer


author51 59F  
130010 posts
1/12/2022 10:52 pm

One has got to keep a willie warm somehow my friend.. Those are adorable and loved the interesting facts about Willie Warmers...xoxo


pal334 67M  
45821 posts
1/13/2022 6:40 am

I have a Willy Warmer made by a dear lady. The preparation stage was so much fun. She took a long time, but I was so happy . [image]

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CleavageFan4U 65M  
69374 posts
1/13/2022 8:17 am

Have you ever been given a willy warmer by someone. or have you given a willy warmer to someone? - Nope, but hope remains.

Do you have any advice on how I can keep my willy warm? - Put it someplace warm, and preferably wet too.

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lok4fun500 M  
51897 posts
1/13/2022 8:43 am

It just so happens I have a warmer!
[image]


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41166 posts
1/15/2022 3:28 am

    Quoting staci_19702:
    Omg!! I want one!!!
    Sometimes when I’m hunting, and is sooooo cold, I have put hand warmers in between my undies and my thermals. Haven’t wanted to try direct contact.
    You poor little shivering thing!
My hands are often down my trousers in a futile effort to keep warm!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41166 posts
1/15/2022 3:28 am

    Quoting EnigmaInitiative:
    Have you ever been given a willy warmer by someone. or have you given a willy warmer to someone?

    Nope, but they're fucking adorable.

    Do you have any advice on how I can keep my willy warm?

    I have a thought, but, alas,the pond...

    I'm glad you're moving, that sounds miserable.
That damn pond!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41166 posts
1/15/2022 3:53 am

    Quoting  :

I think a golf club cover would make for a great design for a willy warmer!
I've just sent you a mail; hope you get it.


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41166 posts
1/15/2022 3:53 am

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    I am sorry to hear your so cold you know there is someone on the site that used to make those Willy Warmers, but I can't seem to recall who it was. I hope you find who makes them and they can make you one to stay warm.

    I hope you enjoy your Hump Day..
A willy warmer maker would make a fortune over here at the moment!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41166 posts
1/15/2022 3:54 am

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Hmmm... the stuff you learn on these pages. 😶❗❗
This site sometimes serves more educational than sexual purposes!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41166 posts
1/15/2022 3:56 am

    Quoting sexyldy1000:
    I have also heard them called a Peter Heater. One Christmas, I remember one of the males in the household getting one, and being so red-faced 😡 when he opened it in front of everyone.
I've not come across the Peter Heater term for a willy warmer, but I've now added it to my vocabulary!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41166 posts
1/15/2022 3:57 am

    Quoting smartasswoman:
    Well, you are already aware that I’ve never knitted one of these.

    Coming from a very cold climate, I can tell you that male cross country skiers often wear briefs underneath their tights that have a special panel of wind proof material sewn to the front. That’s my only contribution to this topic.

    Well, and also, I’m glad that the female anatomy isn’t so “out there”!
A man's balls are often better at predicting the weather than a barometer!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41166 posts
1/15/2022 3:58 am

I thought the willy warmer is cute too!
Thanks for stopping by.


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41166 posts
1/15/2022 11:08 am

    Quoting citizen4722:
    Does an old sock count as a willy warmer?
    I'll say no more
    Happy HNW
I think a sock would work well as a willy warmer. Now I know what to do with my odd socks!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41166 posts
1/15/2022 11:12 am

    Quoting LadiesR2B1rst:
    I've never had one of those "Willy warmers" but, it looks like a good idea for every single guy to have one. Thanks for sharing.
A willy warmer would be the perfect present for many men.


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41166 posts
1/15/2022 11:13 am

    Quoting  :

I've just sent another mail. Hope it gets through this time!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41166 posts
1/15/2022 11:14 am

    Quoting Leegs2012:
    I hate the cold weather. I love it when it is hot out. I wear less clothes.
There's cold and cold and it's bone-chilling cold here!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41166 posts
1/15/2022 11:14 am

    Quoting secret_lade:
    He he he he.... I like your smile!
I always try to smile!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41166 posts
1/15/2022 11:16 am

    Quoting lonlyforlove2:
    Stay in where it is warm, keep your pants on!! It will be OK. I got faith in you!
The problem is that it's cold inside and even colder outside, but my survival training is kicking in!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41166 posts
1/15/2022 11:16 am

    Quoting PonyGirl1965:
    I really want to play with your willy warmer
I'd love you to be my willy warmer player!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41166 posts
1/15/2022 11:17 am

    Quoting author51:
    One has got to keep a willie warm somehow my friend.. Those are adorable and loved the interesting facts about Willie Warmers...xoxo
Until this post, I never knew willy warmers had history!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41166 posts
1/15/2022 11:18 am

    Quoting pal334:
    I have a Willy Warmer made by a dear lady. The preparation stage was so much fun. She took a long time, but I was so happy . [image]
That willy warmer will certainly do its job!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41166 posts
1/15/2022 11:19 am

Given there a few accomplished knitters in blogland, I'm surprised they haven't equipped all men with willy warmers!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41166 posts
1/15/2022 11:20 am

    Quoting lok4fun500:
    It just so happens I have a warmer!
    [image]
Your willy looks very snug and cosy in your willy warmer!


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41166 posts
1/20/2022 1:36 am

    Quoting  :

Unfortunately I've not received your reply.The site is conspiring against you. I'll leave a comment on your private blog post instead.


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41166 posts
1/21/2022 5:17 am

    Quoting  :

My comment on your mailbox got banned and denied! I'll send another mail.


Unzipmeslowly51x 52M
216 posts
1/29/2022 8:44 am

I could use one too...its freezing here😊x


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41166 posts
1/29/2022 9:34 am

I hope someone knits you a big willy warmer!
Thanks for stopping by.


Unzipmeslowly51x 52M
216 posts
1/30/2022 10:10 pm

A small boys should fit well😊


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41166 posts
1/31/2022 2:25 am


You need to factor in an erection when choosing the right size!


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