Male Pictures ad Profiles  

silkiesoft1958 63F
49 posts
5/9/2021 2:33 pm
Male Pictures ad Profiles

When browsing through some recommended profiles today, it occurred to me that men need help when taking and posting pictures on here.

For the love of God, please TRY to impress us. Some of what I see is downright scary, unprofessional and makes you look dumber than a rock for posting it.

1. Less is better. No need to post a thousand bad pictures of yourself. We get the gist of what you look like in 1-3. Otherwise, you seem overeager and self-absorbed.
2. Put the camera phone down. Use your timer or a tripod. No one wants to see your phone in the picture and especially not if it covers up your face or the flash is captured.
3. GET OUT OF THE MENS ROOM. I have seen enough urinals and men’s bathrooms to last me a lifetime. Who gets naked in there anyway?
4. One profile is enough. Do not need to see you spread everywhere on the site. Does not increase your odds.
5. No smoking, drugs, or guns. Cannot believe I have to say that, but really??
6. Particularly important: Only post recent pictures. Think about how it would be if the tables were turned.
7. SMILE. Why are you trying to look like a thug? You are trying to attract someone here not keep them away. That guy with the grill needs to keep his mouth shut though or he will never get laid.
8. Go easy on the dick pics. Do not introduce yourself with that. I know this is a sex site, but if you open with that you have no where to go when/if you actually get into the bedroom.
9. Many of you probably have better mugshots with the DOC because they are done professionally. If you cannot produce a nice picture, ask your cellmate to help you.
10. Half a head. I do not know how this began but it is not cool. There is no benefit to me seeing the top of your bald head or your ceiling fan. I have no interest in those two things.
11. Men of color: You guys can radically change your appearance so be sure to indicate which is your current look. It is weird to get something I was not looking for when you show up.
12. Get out of your car. I know you love it, but I am hoping you will love me more.
13. Unless you are advertising as a couple, no women in your pics. If you want to hook a new woman, leave the former ones behind. Not even a finger—I am serious.
14. Go easy on the friends. If you have double digit friends or more, it makes us wonder if you sleep with all of them. Not a good look.
15. Pick your screen name carefully. We get all the activities you like to do. Don’t identify yourself by them. You may think you are a good pussy eater, but you probably are not as good as you think. True story. Many times. Still looking for the Holy Grail…
16. Check your spelling. Hard to take you seriously if you want discretion but cannot spell discreet. I have seen some hideous spelling and grammar errors on profiles. Check your profile and check it often. We do. If things change, update it.

Remember your profile is like a resume and your pictures are attachments to your cover letter. You are trying to land a gig here so act like you deserve it. You can sell yourself without sounding obnoxious. Be real. Be honest and have fun! You will meet way more quality women if you follow these guidelines.

Ciao. Or as one clown said it: Chow.

redrockrascal 63M  
23579 posts
5/9/2021 2:56 pm

A funny take on an ongoing theme

When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.

The only thing we have to fear is fear itself.

pagancountrygirl 64F  
6465 posts
5/9/2021 3:33 pm

" Check your profile and check it often. We do. If things change, update it."
I've seen a profile that had little on it except "50 yo while male". The profile showed his age to be 62. we know how thick the dust was on that profile....and his dick.

Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!

silkiesoft1958 replies on 5/9/2021 6:44 pm:
I hear you sister. I lost track of how many 6'4" guys showed up at my door looking like garden gnomes with glasses. More like 5'4".

randy56192 66M

5/9/2021 3:53 pm

I love it; lots of GREAT comments. My pet peeve on the male profiles I look at is all the lame-ass shots with the guy looking in a bathroom mirror and all I see is his cell phone, completely obscuring him. That's your best effort? Really? Get a full-length mirror and a good quality digital camera if you actually care about putting decent pics on a profile.

Art4urPleasure 56M  
593 posts
5/9/2021 4:33 pm

wow you Rock! I agree completely with your feedback. Great work! I would enjoy hearing your thoughts

silkiesoft1958 replies on 5/9/2021 6:46 pm:
Thanks. I enjoy writing. It keeps me sane. Might as well make some of this things funny. Makes them easier to swallow.

alwaysthinking57 58M
22 posts
5/9/2021 6:36 pm

you know we all spent our money looking and hoping, good money for fake profiles. wish i would have made a website

Mason4Woodworker 48M
252 posts
5/9/2021 7:27 pm

thank you, dear Silkie

naturally you have right with a lot of your statements, totally agree

but, you forget the opposide from this " medal " here, the women's profiles

include your first picture, your actual main photo, a good example, sorry

please not misunderstand, okay ?

but, when ladies here show only her eyes or her lips ( ps. I talk now from the mouth ^^ ), her hands, the feets, or the face is only half to see in the preview, or the face is behind a mask, or the face is hidden by hair, or the eyes are hidden behind a sunglasses, or the smartphone is before all etc.

that all is same so not the best view, other can have by the first look on it

from only genitals as pictures ( no matter, which gender ) ... we don't must speak, naturally important before a maybe first meeting in reality, also the check by cam, but, that doesn't make also the best view from a real human

and the greatest nonsense are ( not only here ) men profiles with women pictures ... or women profiles with men pictures, totally unserious, sorry

Paulxx001 65M  
22616 posts
5/9/2021 7:35 pm

Good safety tips. Thanks ❗ ❗ 😎

Mark61Smith 61M

5/9/2021 8:01 pm

Sister, You are barking up the wrong tree. Most of the men here are looking for other men or something in between. Like it is said, "Don't cast your pearls among swine."

sweet0necter 48F  
2059 posts
5/9/2021 9:09 pm

Unless they ask men do not appreciate nor care for advice about thier profile... I told one guy he should check the background of the pictures he posts.. it was full of empty fastfood bags and cans bottles etc.. common your inviting me over?

Ultraviolet_Sol 42M  
622 posts
5/9/2021 11:34 pm

Informational info.

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bisexxpoet 51M  
9 posts
5/11/2021 10:25 am

why do i feel stupid. i will try better.


Paddymanc69 43M
39 posts
5/16/2021 1:04 pm

Hi I'd love some advice if you would like to talk me through it

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