This Week in Review  

secret_lade 47F
13998 posts
8/8/2021 12:25 pm
This Week in Review

1. Cleaned the Spawn's bedroom.


Holy hell, that's six hours of misery I never want to experience again. That bedroom could have been used as a set prop for the movie 'Hostel'.

Thing's I discovered during that journey:

* An orange snow sled hidden under the bed. Really?!? When did we get a snow sled?

* The closet door had been off the track for so long she literally didn't remember a time when it actually worked. Why did she not tell me about it??

* A little pile of sunflower seeds in the far corner of the bedroom. Wouldn't normally be so bad, except, none of us actually eat sunflower seeds.

* The bedroom carpet beneath all that junk. I had to empty the vacuum canister three times while we uncovered the floor, section by section, but it eventually made it's appearance.

* Together, the Spawn and I can accomplish anything!

2. Sewer gnats are a real thing.


I'm still grossed out by the whole ordeal, but thanks to all the suggestions I received, I've got the situation nearly taken care of.



3. Apartment Complex Stud has officially moved out.


I know, I know! This time I know for certain. He knocked on my door and said "Hey, I'm moving out today."

I wonder who will wind up being the next occupants in the apartment across the hall....

4. Someone needs to invent an adult bib.


It's a little embarrassing eating my lunch with a napkin tucked into the neck of my shirt.... But I've decided I'm just going to have to do it!

Every single day last week I wound up dropping food onto my chest while I was eating lunch.

* Monday - salad dressing coated tomato

* Tuesday - gravy dribble from a Healthy Choice tv dinner

* Wednesday - broccoli floret from yet another Healthy Choice tv dinner

* Thursday - yogurt from a blueberry that clung to the bottom of my spoon until I got it nearly to my lips. I swear to God there's a fucking bull's-eye on my chest!

* Friday - chicken from my grilled caesar chicken salad wrap

I've taken to eating my lunch with a Tide pen and hand wipes.

Classy!

And there you have it.... Another Sunday in the books.

Let's just hope that next week is just as exciting.

Happy Sunday!

69ereatwetpussy 59M
6188 posts
8/11/2021 4:30 am

Love to move on in as long as can enjoy some dinner with you maybe on you.


secret_lade 47F
8761 posts
8/9/2021 8:13 pm

    Quoting spunkycumfun:
    There's nothing wrong with food dribbling down your chest!
It's a little awkward when you still have to work the rest of the day! LOL "Eyes up here, buddy, not on the food stains!" LOL


secret_lade 47F
8761 posts
8/9/2021 8:12 pm

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    The sunflowers seeds had me thinking "mouse".
I'm thinking mouse too... But who knows how long ago. I've never actually seen one here, and now I've got the kitty, so it may have been a while. That bedroom has been a pit for quite some time.


secret_lade 47F
8761 posts
8/9/2021 8:10 pm

    Quoting lindoboy100:
    McLade!!!!

    I'd like to offer my services as a chest-cleaner, if I may. My rates are very reasonable, I'm a hard worker, and I can offer a guarantee of 100% satisfaction........if you're interested, please just let me know!

    Hope you're well otherwise lovely girl, or as well as you can be.
With a 100% satisfaction guarantee... How could I not be interested?? LOL Aside from missing the Boot Camp Boy and dealing with the aftermath of my dad's death, I've been doing well.


secret_lade 47F
8761 posts
8/9/2021 8:07 pm

    Quoting citizen4722:
    Were their actual flowers growing from those sunflower seeds? They had enough compost from the carpet
No actual flowers, just seeds. Phew!!


secret_lade 47F
8761 posts
8/9/2021 8:06 pm

Me too!


Blueyedguy823 55M  
987 posts
8/9/2021 9:49 am

I'm glad it worked!


citizen4722 63M  
73456 posts
8/9/2021 9:01 am

Were their actual flowers growing from those sunflower seeds? They had enough compost from the carpet


lindoboy100 58M
23884 posts
8/9/2021 6:25 am

McLade!!!!

I'd like to offer my services as a chest-cleaner, if I may. My rates are very reasonable, I'm a hard worker, and I can offer a guarantee of 100% satisfaction........if you're interested, please just let me know!

Hope you're well otherwise lovely girl, or as well as you can be.

Nada más que fallas......


mc_justmc 61M  
6837 posts
8/9/2021 4:56 am

The sunflowers seeds had me thinking "mouse".


secret_lade 47F
8761 posts
8/9/2021 3:53 am

    Quoting boobwhisperer69:
    We MUST see the chest to evaluate the situation and advise a game-plan!!!! Seriously!!!!!
Hmmm.... I think I may have posted a pic of it once, a while ago. Maybe its time to post a new one.


secret_lade 47F
8761 posts
8/9/2021 3:50 am

    Quoting 69ereatwetpussy:
    Ild help you clean up the mess on your chest.
    We where all kids at one time and rooms could get out of control troll.
    As for your stud living may you have a new one to take his place.
    If I was looking Ild move in .lololll
You want to be the new Apartment Complex Stud? I hear they're accepting applications.... LOL


secret_lade 47F
8761 posts
8/9/2021 3:49 am

    Quoting name3223:
    sounds like an interesting week
When sewer gnats, adult bibs, and house cleaning are the highlights of your week.... I don't know that interesting is the right term. Boring? Maybe... LOL


secret_lade 47F
8761 posts
8/9/2021 3:45 am

    Quoting topherific:
    totally freaked out about the 'sewer gnats'!
I know! Me too!! Yikes!


secret_lade 47F
8761 posts
8/9/2021 3:45 am

I totally need this shirt! LOL


secret_lade 47F
8761 posts
8/9/2021 3:44 am

    Quoting  :

Nope, it never is....


secret_lade 47F
8761 posts
8/9/2021 3:43 am

Yes it was!


secret_lade 47F
8761 posts
8/9/2021 3:43 am

    Quoting MrWrong4RghtNow:
    Strangely enough, my takeaway from your post was the notion of offering my services as a chest cleanser. Why should pallattes have all the fun?
    (I am pro bib supporter and anti drain gnat abolisher by the way)
Good to know, good to know....


spunkycumfun 61M/66F
39294 posts
8/9/2021 3:25 am

There's nothing wrong with food dribbling down your chest!


MrWrong4RghtNow 55M  
2195 posts
8/9/2021 1:41 am

Strangely enough, my takeaway from your post was the notion of offering my services as a chest cleanser. Why should pallattes have all the fun?
(I am pro bib supporter and anti drain gnat abolisher by the way)

My name is MrWrong and I approved this comment


GuyBeau75 46M
1 post
8/8/2021 11:00 pm

Wow what a week


benard69 63M/63F  
6205 posts
8/8/2021 6:51 pm


topherific 59M  
5149 posts
8/8/2021 6:32 pm

totally freaked out about the 'sewer gnats'!


name3223 38M
1 post
8/8/2021 6:29 pm

sounds like an interesting week


69ereatwetpussy 59M
6188 posts
8/8/2021 6:11 pm

Ild help you clean up the mess on your chest.
We where all kids at one time and rooms could get out of control troll.
As for your stud living may you have a new one to take his place.
If I was looking Ild move in .lololll


boobwhisperer69 58M  
7831 posts
8/8/2021 5:43 pm

We MUST see the chest to evaluate the situation and advise a game-plan!!!! Seriously!!!!!


secret_lade 47F
8761 posts
8/8/2021 4:46 pm

    Quoting agedfun1:
    Italians wear bibs when eating. Nothing wrong with that.

    [image]
Oh, I'm totally on board with the bib thing! I saw the cheese on his bib and thought.... Yep! That's me alright!


secret_lade 47F
8761 posts
8/8/2021 4:42 pm

    Quoting lonlyforlove2:
    Well You are still here, looks like you come throught it unscaved. Congrats and now get ready for next weeek!!!
Yes, I did manage to make it through the week. Phew!!


secret_lade 47F
8761 posts
8/8/2021 4:41 pm

    Quoting big54al:
    A thought occurred to me: Jade should post a pic of her chest with a bulls eye on it!
Ha ha ha ha.... You know, that's not a bad idea.


secret_lade 47F
8761 posts
8/8/2021 4:29 pm

    Quoting Erogedyne:
    If you often have weeks like that, you'll never need to worry about being bored!
This is pretty much the norm for me.... Never a dull moment!


agedfun1 74M

8/8/2021 3:47 pm

Italians wear bibs when eating. Nothing wrong with that.

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lonlyforlove2 78M
22909 posts
8/8/2021 3:40 pm

Well You are still here, looks like you come throught it unscaved. Congrats and now get ready for next weeek!!!

Be sure to check in at "Lonly's Place" you may get a smile

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big54al 67M
2244 posts
8/8/2021 3:21 pm

A thought occurred to me: Jade should post a pic of her chest with a bulls eye on it!


Erogedyne 69M
894 posts
8/8/2021 2:53 pm

If you often have weeks like that, you'll never need to worry about being bored!

Please check out my latest blog post "Happy Thanksgiving To One And All"


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