The Douche Canoe strikes again!  

secret_lade 47F
13998 posts
8/2/2021 5:54 pm
The Douche Canoe strikes again!


Apparently the fact that I haven't changed my profile is getting under Kingkai's skin....

Today's message states simply

Sooner than later please
8/2/2021 7:16 am


Who is he to decide what I do and do not state in my profile? When did this asshole become the foremost authority in human sexuality?

I'm taking a break from meeting therefore I MUST be a lesbian.

He's acting like a dick, I guess that makes him a dildo....

secret_lade 47F
8761 posts
8/3/2021 6:09 pm

    Quoting citizen4722:
    I hope the douche canoe sinks without trace
Me too!


secret_lade 47F
8761 posts
8/3/2021 6:08 pm

    Quoting topherific:
    oh cool, you're a lesbian! do you switch hit? (have no idea what that means
I think that's a guy thing....


secret_lade 47F
8761 posts
8/3/2021 6:07 pm

    Quoting 69ereatwetpussy:
    Good morning sunshine hope your day is as beautiful as you
    I'm glad you block him
    I hoped you would
    People are strange when they are stranger
    You don't need and more stress in you day.
    Now you should live in peace one down many more to come.
    XOXO
It's pretty sad that people treat others this way.... I couldn't imagine doing this to someone else. Low class, all the way!


secret_lade 47F
8761 posts
8/3/2021 6:03 pm

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    I hope he doesn't live in your area.
He lives about an hour from me.... So, close enough.


citizen4722 63M  
73456 posts
8/3/2021 12:48 pm

I hope the douche canoe sinks without trace


topherific 59M  
5149 posts
8/3/2021 8:35 am

oh cool, you're a lesbian! do you switch hit? (have no idea what that means


69ereatwetpussy 59M
6188 posts
8/3/2021 4:20 am

Good morning sunshine hope your day is as beautiful as you
I'm glad you block him
I hoped you would
People are strange when they are stranger
You don't need and more stress in you day.
Now you should live in peace one down many more to come.
XOXO


mc_justmc 61M  
6837 posts
8/3/2021 4:13 am

I hope he doesn't live in your area.


secret_lade 47F
8761 posts
8/3/2021 12:01 am

Then you'll love this guy! Lol


secret_lade 47F
8761 posts
8/3/2021 12:00 am

    Quoting patchdriver:
    Does he understand English? His profile is in Maylasian or whatever language that is.
I didn't include the whole screen name, it would be a policy violation if I did. I left off the number.... This guy's profile is in English, it says he lives in TC.


secret_lade 47F
8761 posts
8/2/2021 11:58 pm

I don't think his canoe is big enough to support his weight.... Ha ha ha ha


secret_lade 47F
8761 posts
8/2/2021 11:55 pm

    Quoting lonlyforlove2:
    It is a shame that some men are just not REAL men!!! just smile and look forward!!!
I will do that.


secret_lade 47F
8761 posts
8/2/2021 11:54 pm

    Quoting pagancountrygirl:
    Does that mean you need to shove a battery up his ass to turn him on? lol
    Might be time to use that block feature so he won't have an option to leave you alone.
I did block him... I'm not wasting my time and energy on assholes anymore.


pytimesx 61M
987 posts
8/2/2021 10:46 pm

More like a dilhole


patchdriver 66M/66F  
130 posts
8/2/2021 9:51 pm

Does he understand English? His profile is in Maylasian or whatever language that is.


Mystic_Writer 48M  
4158 posts
8/2/2021 6:44 pm

    Quoting Mystic_Writer:
    Since he already has the douche canoe, tell him to cry you a river, hope in the douche canoe and float the fuck away.
*hop in


Mystic_Writer 48M  
4158 posts
8/2/2021 6:43 pm

Since he already has the douche canoe, tell him to cry you a river, hope in the douche canoe and float the fuck away.


kahnfused 61M
339 posts
8/2/2021 6:30 pm

Yannow.... it's none of my business but I think you should change your profile. I'd suggest starting with small modifications ...work your way up to it. May I suggest " punctuation" ? I would add and errant comma in a discrete location, a period out of place. Challenge douch' nozzle to find each one, one at a time. Seems fitting to me. His concern is that you change your profile and compliance should be rewarded... maybe an "atta' girl". Since he seems obsessed with reading your profile, this could yield him endless hours of fun.

A win-win ?

Count me out, I can;t read profiles but I do appreciate the pictures when I can...well at least the first three in the line-up... and thumbnails at that.

Enjoy whatever choice you make and don;t let the idjuts get to you.


lonlyforlove2 78M
22909 posts
8/2/2021 6:28 pm

It is a shame that some men are just not REAL men!!! just smile and look forward!!!

Be sure to check in at "Lonly's Place" you may get a smile

be sure to check:
Problem solving made easy, the southern way
The Saga of the ol lonly man
Major companies are waking up


pagancountrygirl 64F
6209 posts
8/2/2021 6:23 pm

Does that mean you need to shove a battery up his ass to turn him on? lol
Might be time to use that block feature so he won't have an option to leave you alone.

Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


secret_lade 47F
8761 posts
8/2/2021 5:59 pm

Apparently the fact that I haven't changed my profile is getting under Kingkai's skin....

Today's message states simply

Sooner than later please
8/2/2021 7:16 am

Who is he to decide what I do and do not state in my profile? When did this asshole become the foremost authority in human sexuality?

I'm taking a break from meeting therefore I MUST be a lesbian.

He's acting like a dick, I guess that makes him a dildo....


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