Succulent....  

secret_lade 47F
14501 posts
8/17/2021 4:13 pm
Succulent....


Is it just me? Or, does this word sound a little....

Sinful.

I was checking out the house plants when I heard a male voice ask from behind me....

"Are you looking for anything in particular?"

"Yes, I kind of need something hearty, easily taken care of. I was thinking..... A succulent?"

I turned just in time to see my sales guy turn five shades of red.

Chuckling a little, I said it again.

"Succulent."

"Ok, now you're just being mean."

I half heartedly apologized but couldn't contain my laughter. This was BY FAR the funniest thing I'd seen all day.

Happy Tuesday!

homme197645 46M

9/4/2021 3:44 pm

hummmmmmmmmmm magnifique


secret_lade 47F
9030 posts
8/31/2021 3:54 am

    Quoting Sakwes77:
    I suspect the word was not the only reason he reacted the way he did.

    I've seen pictures of you, I'm pretty sure that if I met you in person I'd blush too.

    Why? Well because it's embarrassing when one's body reacts when you don't want it to.
    That word would only make it worse.
Thank you for stopping by today.... I've met a few guys that made me blush, too... So I can totally understand the feeling.


Sakwes77 67M  
153 posts
8/30/2021 6:50 am

I suspect the word was not the only reason he reacted the way he did.

I've seen pictures of you, I'm pretty sure that if I met you in person I'd blush too.

Why? Well because it's embarrassing when one's body reacts when you don't want it to.
That word would only make it worse.


secret_lade 47F
9030 posts
8/19/2021 3:24 pm

I made it a point to use it in a sentence at work yesterday. OMG.... That was funny. It was at lunch and the person I was talking to said "You know I don't like those big words. English please." Ha ha ha ha


secret_lade 47F
9030 posts
8/19/2021 3:22 pm

    Quoting CL_Love:
    Grins - I might have to go shopping for some plants soon. LOL
I'll keep my fingers crossed that you get this guy... He was pretty entertaining. LOL


secret_lade 47F
9030 posts
8/19/2021 3:21 pm

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    It must sound sexual, look at all the creeps this post attracted.
Even Heathen made an appearance!! Who woulda thunk it??


secret_lade 47F
9030 posts
8/19/2021 3:20 pm

Ooh! Word play!!


secret_lade 47F
9030 posts
8/19/2021 3:19 pm

    Quoting nsnguystill:
    OMG! OMG! i just love the way you wrote Succulent!
    so hot
    so erotic
    i just can't catch my breath!!
I didn't even need to moan.... LOL


citizen4722 64M  
74215 posts
8/18/2021 12:28 pm

It does have a certain ring to it


CL_Love 49M/48F
419 posts
8/18/2021 6:49 am

Grins - I might have to go shopping for some plants soon. LOL


mc_justmc 61M  
6928 posts
8/18/2021 4:07 am

It must sound sexual, look at all the creeps this post attracted.


spunkycumfun 61M/66F  
40582 posts
8/18/2021 3:51 am

The word succulent sucks!


secret_lade 47F
9030 posts
8/18/2021 2:46 am

    Quoting Pegsarefun:
    If you had moaned before or after saying succulent that would have been teasing
There was no moaning involved so it was not teasing. LOL


secret_lade 47F
9030 posts
8/18/2021 2:46 am

    Quoting boobwhisperer69:
    Were you making a circle with your fingers near your mouth by ant chance????
LOL Nope, no circles. I did wave a fly away and nearly drop one of the plants... Does that count??


nsnguystill 69M
412 posts
8/18/2021 2:45 am

OMG! OMG! i just love the way you wrote Succulent!
so hot
so erotic
i just can't catch my breath!!

there is a world of difference between insane and stupid


secret_lade 47F
9030 posts
8/18/2021 2:44 am

    Quoting  :

Happy Wednesday!


secret_lade 47F
9030 posts
8/18/2021 2:43 am

    Quoting positively4you:
    Were you licking your lips when you said it? 🤔
My back was turned to him when I first said it, actually. I didn't see his reaction until I turned to look over my shoulder. My true impression was, he was more embarrassed that he didn't really know what a succulent was and not over the word itself. It was me, I'm the one who twisted it.


secret_lade 47F
9030 posts
8/18/2021 2:38 am

    Quoting HairyDave2021:
    Probably the way you said it more so than the word itself. How very naughty.
Hmmm.... I guess the throaty, low toned drawl isn't the correct approach?? Ha ha ha ha

Yah, no, I said it normally. LOL


secret_lade 47F
9030 posts
8/18/2021 2:36 am

    Quoting justskin1:
    Well, I have to admit that the word is rather sensual but certainly not one to cause embarrassment. You have me wondering how young the man was and what sort of erotic thoughts were running through his head when he asked his question. I will also entertain the possibility that you have a very, very sexy voice.
He was about my age, so, not super young or anything. I really do think he didn't have much experience working in that department and that may have had more to do with it all. We spent quite a bit of time reading the information tags before I landed on the 3 plants I purchased.


secret_lade 47F
9030 posts
8/18/2021 2:28 am

    Quoting  :

I'm pretty sure I said it normally. I think I was just approached by someone who didn't normally work in that department and wasn't expecting to hear words like 'succulent'. LOL


secret_lade 47F
9030 posts
8/18/2021 2:24 am

I ended up buy 3 potted ones for the Spawn's bedroom... Hence the need for it to be a hearty plant! It's gotta live in some harsh conditions.


secret_lade 47F
9030 posts
8/18/2021 2:23 am

    Quoting 69ereatwetpussy:
    Where would I find the most Succulent part of your body
    Would you enjoy sharing your Succulent with me.
    How Succulent Are to out right now lololololol.
Oh my.... That's a lot of 'succulents'. Ha ha ha ha


secret_lade 47F
9030 posts
8/18/2021 2:21 am

    Quoting pagancountrygirl:
    He should be thankful you didn't ask for something....prickly.
I *was* standing near the cactuses.... Just sayin'..... Ha ha ha ha


secret_lade 47F
9030 posts
8/18/2021 2:20 am

    Quoting lonlyforlove2:
    Did the guy not know of he many popular types of succulents he most likely was standing around.? Or did you say it in a sultry way?. It should have not sounded sinful to a sales person in a garden center... but one never knows..
This was at Wally World.... I don't think they are very selective in who is chosen to work in what department. I was more surprised that an actual employee asked me if I needed help.


secret_lade 47F
9030 posts
8/18/2021 2:15 am

I'm thinking it was not...


secret_lade 47F
9030 posts
8/18/2021 2:14 am

    Quoting lindoboy100:


    Was his name Len and he thought you were asking him a question?
I never saw a name badge but I don't think his name was Len. LOL


Pegsarefun 43M
76 posts
8/17/2021 11:58 pm

If you had moaned before or after saying succulent that would have been teasing


boobwhisperer69 59M  
8140 posts
8/17/2021 9:42 pm

Were you making a circle with your fingers near your mouth by ant chance????


positively4you 72F  
4573 posts
8/17/2021 8:12 pm

Were you licking your lips when you said it? 🤔


HairyDave2021 62M

8/17/2021 7:20 pm

Probably the way you said it more so than the word itself. How very naughty.


Heathen_G 63M
7966 posts
8/17/2021 7:10 pm

People don't ordinarily show embarrassment when that word is spoken. The guy obviously wanted to have sex with you, or was thinking about sex with you.


justskin1 70M
13067 posts
8/17/2021 6:45 pm

Well, I have to admit that the word is rather sensual but certainly not one to cause embarrassment. You have me wondering how young the man was and what sort of erotic thoughts were running through his head when he asked his question. I will also entertain the possibility that you have a very, very sexy voice.

If you see me in the real world, come say "Hi Justskin."

I always behave. Preferably not well.


topherific 59M
5188 posts
8/17/2021 6:28 pm

great word; cool plants


69ereatwetpussy 59M
6487 posts
8/17/2021 5:38 pm

Where would I find the most Succulent part of your body
Would you enjoy sharing your Succulent with me.
How Succulent Are to out right now lololololol.


pagancountrygirl 64F
6399 posts
8/17/2021 5:18 pm

He should be thankful you didn't ask for something....prickly.

Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


lonlyforlove2 79M  
30454 posts
8/17/2021 5:13 pm

Did the guy not know of he many popular types of succulents he most likely was standing around.? Or did you say it in a sultry way?. It should have not sounded sinful to a sales person in a garden center... but one never knows..

Stop by at lonlyforlove2
also see [post 4432866]
Check my blog on New Community, "A photo of my big Pecker"
also, " My Sunday afternoon with the kids'


missingthe_y 62M
66 posts
8/17/2021 5:11 pm

Perhaps his name was 'Lent'.


lindoboy100 59M  
23968 posts
8/17/2021 4:50 pm



Was his name Len and he thought you were asking him a question?


secret_lade 47F
9030 posts
8/17/2021 4:14 pm

Is it just me? Or, does this word sound a little....

Sinful.

I was checking out the house plants when I heard a male voice ask from behind me....

"Are you looking for anything in particular?"

"Yes, I kind of need something hearty, easily taken care of. I was thinking..... A succulent?"

I turned just in time to see my sales guy turn five shades of red.

Chuckling a little, I said it again.

"Succulent."

"Ok, now you're just being mean."

I half heartedly apologized but couldn't contain my laughter. This was BY FAR the funniest thing I'd seen all day.

Happy Tuesday!


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