On today's episode of "The Spawn Chronicles"  

secret_lade 47F
13998 posts
8/12/2021 4:27 pm
On today's episode of "The Spawn Chronicles"


Secret_lade and the Spawn are in the drive-thru line at McDonalds.

"What do you want?"

"I don't know."

"What do you mean you don't know?? You're the one who cried because you wanted to go to McDonald's."

"I didn't think it would work. You're normally much meaner."

"Really?!? That's what you tell your mother who went out of her way to take you to a fast food place when she said she was cutting fast food out of her life??"

"Consider this a test of your willpower. I think you'll pass."

Saved by the drive-thru speaker! After what seemed like an hour, she finally made up her mind and we headed up to the window to pay.

"I hate it when they do that."

"When they do what? What are you talking about?"

In usual McDonald's drive-thru fashion, I started inching my way forward from the payment window to the pick-up window.

"Guys. You're clueless. That guy was low-key flirting with you."

Rolling her eyes in the back seat, visibly disgusted.

"Him? He was like 5 years old. I don't think so."

"Really Mom?? 'Have a beautiful day', 'You guys look like you're having fun'.... And just because someone is younger than you are it doesn't make them 5."

Scoffing in the back seat, her lip was curled in disgust.

"Awww.... Look at that. He could be your new Dad!!"

She did not find me very humorous.

I thought I was hilarious.

Happy Thursday!

citizen4722 63M  
73456 posts
8/15/2021 11:29 am

    Quoting secret_lade:
    Fives? Hmmm.... Is that a European thing? I feel like I'm missing the inside joke.
They usually ask you if you want fries with your meal. He was five you said


secret_lade 47F
8761 posts
8/14/2021 4:10 pm

    Quoting Erogedyne:
    Now you can keep her off balance by feigning interest in younger guys.
That's not a bad idea, actually. She would just LOVE that! LOL


secret_lade 47F
8761 posts
8/14/2021 4:09 pm

Fives? Hmmm.... Is that a European thing? I feel like I'm missing the inside joke.


secret_lade 47F
8761 posts
8/14/2021 4:06 pm

I should be getting her bread and water!


secret_lade 47F
8761 posts
8/14/2021 4:05 pm

    Quoting Weeload2:
    It sounds like I would enjoy being your pet fly. Just hanging around and watching it unfold in real life

    ♫ I got.. two tickets to paradise ♫ ~ by Eddy Money

    ~Wee~

It's never a dull moment. Today my daughter was being a shit while I was walking through an arts and crafts fair.... Acting all sullen and too good to be seen with me right in front of my coworker that I went with. We ended up having a stare down right in the middle of everything... I was the one who was embarrassed.


secret_lade 47F
8761 posts
8/14/2021 4:02 pm

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    For the last 3 decades I've screamed "McWorms" when I hear the name of that restaurant. This summer I hit their drive thru for the 1st time in 30 yrs for an order of fries. I always loved their fries.
OMG! I love their fries too! I've recently cut pop, junk food, bunch of stuff out of my diet.... Including their fries.


secret_lade 47F
8761 posts
8/14/2021 4:00 pm

    Quoting spunkycumfun:
    Kids I come across never get my humour!
My daughter definitely doesn't get my humor... She's completely embarrassed by me.


Erogedyne 69M
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8/13/2021 4:10 pm

Now you can keep her off balance by feigning interest in younger guys.

Please check out my latest blog post "Happy Thanksgiving To One And All"


citizen4722 63M  
73456 posts
8/13/2021 1:11 pm

"Do you want fives with that?"


upsidedownsky 41M  
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8/13/2021 11:31 am



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boobwhisperer69 58M  
7831 posts
8/13/2021 9:52 am

Just get her a Happy Meal!!!


Weeload2 58M
774 posts
8/13/2021 7:54 am

It sounds like I would enjoy being your pet fly. Just hanging around and watching it unfold in real life

♫ I got.. two tickets to paradise ♫ ~ by Eddy Money

~Wee~


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WyoCowboy7751 68M
2326 posts
8/13/2021 4:44 am

Pull into McDonald's Drive-Thru Lane, then suddenly they decide that they want Potato Ole's & Breakfast Burrito instead !


mc_justmc 61M  
6837 posts
8/13/2021 4:36 am

For the last 3 decades I've screamed "McWorms" when I hear the name of that restaurant. This summer I hit their drive thru for the 1st time in 30 yrs for an order of fries. I always loved their fries.


spunkycumfun 61M/66F
39294 posts
8/13/2021 4:29 am

Kids I come across never get my humour!


secret_lade 47F
8761 posts
8/13/2021 2:52 am

    Quoting lindoboy100:


    Ah McLade, quick as a flash, genius response.........that sounds like a good premise for a sitcom - My StepDad is 5!
Ha ha ha ha.... Yikes!!


secret_lade 47F
8761 posts
8/13/2021 2:50 am

    Quoting allgud69xxx:
    Perhaps, if you hadn’t been quite so exasperated by the Spawn, maybe you’d have picked up on the vibe the guy was putting down. You never know, he works at a burger joint … maybe he just wanted to know more about your buns … Unfortunately, there is another possibility. Given your not-entirely-satisfying luck lately with “needing” a bib at meals, there might have been something unintentionally attracting his attention to your bosom? Now you’re going have to regularly cruise the drive-through, to try and find him again … ? Probably best not to mention any of this to the Spawn, though, because she may hurt herself laughing.
She was something else, that's for sure! I honestly think he was just a young man trying to be pleasant to customers. Oh, and believe it or not, nothing fell on my shirt while I was eating lunch yesterday!! Granted, I had a ham sandwich.... But still.... LOL


secret_lade 47F
8761 posts
8/13/2021 2:43 am

    Quoting MrWrong4RghtNow:
    You should have asked him for some secret sauce as you picked as you picked up her meal. Twisting the screws is just a perk. Right?
Personally, I think the kid was just being nice and she was being a moody teenager. She was mad at me because "I never got to do anything!"


secret_lade 47F
8761 posts
8/13/2021 2:41 am

    Quoting benard69:
    Just take her for a McScary...
Ha ha ha ha... OMG! That is funny!


secret_lade 47F
8761 posts
8/13/2021 2:40 am

    Quoting lonlyforlove2:
    Been there and done that.. they want and want and when you get to the stop to order, they not even sure it is the right place... Just Smile it will be OK..!!
She was being a real stinker yesterday. Moody... Angry... Mixed with a little maniacal humor.... Ugh!


lindoboy100 58M
23884 posts
8/13/2021 1:34 am



Ah McLade, quick as a flash, genius response.........that sounds like a good premise for a sitcom - My StepDad is 5!

Nada más que fallas......


allgud69xxx 48M
468 posts
8/12/2021 10:41 pm

Perhaps, if you hadn’t been quite so exasperated by the Spawn, maybe you’d have picked up on the vibe the guy was putting down. You never know, he works at a burger joint … maybe he just wanted to know more about your buns … Unfortunately, there is another possibility. Given your not-entirely-satisfying luck lately with “needing” a bib at meals, there might have been something unintentionally attracting his attention to your bosom? Now you’re going have to regularly cruise the drive-through, to try and find him again … ? Probably best not to mention any of this to the Spawn, though, because she may hurt herself laughing.

-- allgud69xxx

Yeah ... that's right ... I went there ..
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secret_lade 47F
8761 posts
8/12/2021 7:33 pm

    Quoting lickeyzsplit:
    Funny how kids can be so -------- not sure how to put it ? Difficult some times your best friend one minute then call a fool the next -- just growing pains I hope!! my kids are older and they still do that ... Happy thursday !! xoxo
She is a stinker, through and through.


MrWrong4RghtNow 55M  
2195 posts
8/12/2021 7:29 pm

You should have asked him for some secret sauce as you picked as you picked up her meal. Twisting the screws is just a perk. Right?

My name is MrWrong and I approved this comment


benard69 63M/63F  
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8/12/2021 5:56 pm

Just take her for a McScary...


lonlyforlove2 78M
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8/12/2021 5:54 pm

Been there and done that.. they want and want and when you get to the stop to order, they not even sure it is the right place... Just Smile it will be OK..!!

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lickeyzsplit 59M  
1408 posts
8/12/2021 4:46 pm

Funny how kids can be so -------- not sure how to put it ? Difficult some times your best friend one minute then call a fool the next -- just growing pains I hope!! my kids are older and they still do that ... Happy thursday !! xoxo


secret_lade 47F
8761 posts
8/12/2021 4:30 pm

Would you like some fries with that shake??


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