Love is in the air....  

secret_lade 47F
13998 posts
8/16/2021 5:32 pm
Love is in the air....


For everyone but me.

In the past two weeks I've had two friends get married, three friends announce their undying love to new boyfriends, and one friend announce her engagement.

I'd be lying if I didn't say I was a little bit jealous.

Ugh!

Meanwhile I'm sitting at home with the Tilly Cat being brutalized by the Spawn.

My excitement today??

Testing out my new Lume deodorant to see if it actually works.

After a long day of running around the store and sweating my ass off the 'Pit Test' revealed....

That baby is NOT your !

Oh, wait.... That's Maury Povich's line...

The 'Pit Test' revealed the Lume stuff actually works.

How could it not with such ingenious marketing though?!?

"With a gentle kiss and a wave goodbye, we sent your order on its way. Your Lume is officially en route to your loving arms! No need to wait outside by the mailbox. You can see your order status below."

Goodbye white smears on dark clothing and the smell of armpit mixed with powder....

Happy Monday!

secret_lade 47F
8761 posts
8/19/2021 3:29 pm

    Quoting Weeload2:
    The pit test hmmmm. Put my mind back on it's leash because it was running away with visuals !

    โ™ซ we had joy we had fun we had seasons in the sun โ™ซ ~ by Terry Jacks

    ~Wee~

I'll tell you what, this Lume stuff is fantastic. I'll never use regular deodorant again.


Weeload2 58M
774 posts
8/17/2021 4:01 pm

The pit test hmmmm. Put my mind back on it's leash because it was running away with visuals !

โ™ซ we had joy we had fun we had seasons in the sun โ™ซ ~ by Terry Jacks

~Wee~


๐•‹๐•™๐•’๐•Ÿ๐•œ๐•ค ๐•—๐• ๐•ฃ ๐•“๐•–๐•š๐•Ÿ๐•˜ ๐•ช๐• ๐•ฆ


secret_lade 47F
8761 posts
8/17/2021 3:54 pm

    Quoting citizen4722:
    Lindo nicked my line
    Let us spray you'll soon be loved up.
Let us pray....


secret_lade 47F
8761 posts
8/17/2021 3:53 pm

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    Woohoo!!!! That would be exciting in MY life.
Contain your excitement now, MC.... LOL


secret_lade 47F
8761 posts
8/17/2021 3:51 pm

    Quoting spunkycumfun:
    I love watching deodorant adverts. The Lynx Africa advert here in England more-or-less guarantees love at first sniff!
I don't know who does the advertising for Lume, but it is unforgettable! You can't help but think to yourself, I've got to try this!


secret_lade 47F
8761 posts
8/17/2021 3:49 pm

    Quoting big54al:
    According to the Lume commercials, it'll deodorize semen left on your skin. I offer to try that out with you
Oh my... Ha ha ha! A little experimentation?


secret_lade 47F
8761 posts
8/17/2021 3:48 pm

    Quoting lindoboy100:
    Ah now McLade, are you sure this isn't a freudian slip.....as in, love is in the hair........as in, you're in love with McNoseHair?

    Now, I'm sure there are websites for pit-snifffery, in fact, a long time ago I did a post about that particular profession - would you believe that Arm Pit Sniffing is a recognised job title in certain organisations, and not just manufacturers of deodorant products??

    I used to call those white smears pit-marks - in honour of skiddies........
You forget.... Nose Hairs has a girlfriend. The only love in the air there is between the two of them.

Now that you mention it, I DO remember your pit sniffing post! I remembered thinking, I wonder how much these people make to sniff armpits! Yikes! LOL


secret_lade 47F
8761 posts
8/17/2021 3:44 pm

    Quoting jolielaide:
    you do realize they are putting their desperate ducks in a row just in case there happens to be another shit-show-shut-down-quarantine-in-place-better isolate. no one wants to go through that, again, alone, so people are coupling, cuffing or whatever you want to call it.

    but, hey, onward n' upward, right? see how grand love is when they start complaining about the little things like skid mark underwear.
Ha ha ha ha Skid mark underwear.... That cracked me up. I hadn't thought about the whole COVID connection, you might be on to something. It does seem weird to me that 'all of the sudden' everyone I know is in a serious relationship out of nowhere.


citizen4722 63M  
73456 posts
8/17/2021 12:57 pm

Lindo nicked my line
Let us spray you'll soon be loved up.


mc_justmc 61M  
6837 posts
8/17/2021 4:00 am

Woohoo!!!! That would be exciting in MY life.


spunkycumfun 61M/66F
39294 posts
8/17/2021 3:26 am

I love watching deodorant adverts. The Lynx Africa advert here in England more-or-less guarantees love at first sniff!


big54al 67M
2244 posts
8/17/2021 2:59 am

According to the Lume commercials, it'll deodorize semen left on your skin. I offer to try that out with you


lindoboy100 58M
23884 posts
8/17/2021 2:17 am

Ah now McLade, are you sure this isn't a freudian slip.....as in, love is in the hair........as in, you're in love with McNoseHair?

Now, I'm sure there are websites for pit-snifffery, in fact, a long time ago I did a post about that particular profession - would you believe that Arm Pit Sniffing is a recognised job title in certain organisations, and not just manufacturers of deodorant products??

I used to call those white smears pit-marks - in honour of skiddies........

Nada mรกs que fallas......


jolielaide 50F  
1710 posts
8/17/2021 12:09 am

you do realize they are putting their desperate ducks in a row just in case there happens to be another shit-show-shut-down-quarantine-in-place-better isolate. no one wants to go through that, again, alone, so people are coupling, cuffing or whatever you want to call it.

but, hey, onward n' upward, right? see how grand love is when they start complaining about the little things like skid mark underwear.


secret_lade 47F
8761 posts
8/16/2021 10:06 pm

    Quoting lonlyforlove2:
    Congrats , sounds like you have the ultimate.. Give it a month and see if the evaluation is the same..
I don't really want to be engaged or get married.... I just want to find someone to hangout with. Laugh at my jokes. Maybe smell my pits when i do deodorant challenges....


boobwhisperer69 58M  
7831 posts
8/16/2021 10:05 pm

Blow your friends away!!! Tell them you have become a Lesbian!! Watch their faces!!!!!


secret_lade 47F
8761 posts
8/16/2021 10:01 pm

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    Five, is four more than most; count yourself lucky.๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ‘

    Now THERE'S someone I've lost track of. Wow! Dja know he's 82, and I forgot he's still married to Connie. I remember when she was an item. And she STILL looks good. ๐Ÿ˜Ž

    I'd have a fellow employee do a double-check on those armpits for you. Your stuff never smells the way you think it does. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

    I'm kidding... ๐Ÿ˜‚
    But can you imagine? Wouldn't that be funny? Look for Nose Hair guy (*or whoever*)
    "Ugh, can you please step into my office for a sec? I need your help with something."

    Ya think anyone would realize it might be a joke, or would it take a couple of sniffs? ๐Ÿ˜ถ
Never fear..... It was the Spawn who performed the ultimate whiff test.

Spawn seal of approval!


secret_lade 47F
8761 posts
8/16/2021 9:55 pm

    Quoting hippiechick1967:
    You actually bought the stuff? Their commercials have been cracking me up for months now and, like the Poo-Pourri commercials a few years back, I wasn't sure if it was a real product at first. So you're like the first one on the block to get it?
It was because of the commercials that I bought it!! Soooooo expensive! I'm going to give it a try on my feet tomorrow too! Lol


secret_lade 47F
8761 posts
8/16/2021 9:51 pm

    Quoting 57FredFred:
    Maybe you need new friends? Sorry, that was too good to pass up.
I definitely need new single friends..... I don't think I even have any anymore.


lonlyforlove2 78M
22909 posts
8/16/2021 9:22 pm

Congrats , sounds like you have the ultimate.. Give it a month and see if the evaluation is the same..

Be sure to check in at "Lonly's Place" you may get a smile

be sure to check:
Problem solving made easy, the southern way
The Saga of the ol lonly man
Major companies are waking up


Paulxx001 64M
21898 posts
8/16/2021 9:09 pm

Five, is four more than most; count yourself lucky.๐Ÿ˜Š๐Ÿ‘

Now THERE'S someone I've lost track of. Wow! Dja know he's 82, and I forgot he's still married to Connie. I remember when she was an item. And she STILL looks good. ๐Ÿ˜Ž

I'd have a fellow employee do a double-check on those armpits for you. Your stuff never smells the way you think it does. ๐Ÿ˜ฎ

I'm kidding... ๐Ÿ˜‚
But can you imagine? Wouldn't that be funny? Look for Nose Hair guy (*or whoever*)
"Ugh, can you please step into my office for a sec? I need your help with something."

Ya think anyone would realize it might be a joke, or would it take a couple of sniffs? ๐Ÿ˜ถ


hippiechick1967 57F
13154 posts
8/16/2021 9:06 pm

You actually bought the stuff? Their commercials have been cracking me up for months now and, like the Poo-Pourri commercials a few years back, I wasn't sure if it was a real product at first. So you're like the first one on the block to get it?

Elevate me...


57FredFred 64M  
739 posts
8/16/2021 7:37 pm

Maybe you need new friends? Sorry, that was too good to pass up.


secret_lade 47F
8761 posts
8/16/2021 5:34 pm

For everyone but me.

In the past two weeks I've had two friends get married, three friends announce their undying love to new boyfriends, and one friend announce her engagement.

I'd be lying if I didn't say I was a little bit jealous.

Ugh!

Meanwhile I'm sitting at home with the Tilly Cat being brutalized by the Spawn.

My excitement today??

Testing out my new Lume deodorant to see if it actually works.

After a long day of running around the store and sweating my ass off the 'Pit Test' revealed....

That baby is NOT your son!

Oh, wait.... That's Maury Povich's line...

The 'Pit Test' revealed the Lume stuff actually works.

How could it not with such ingenious marketing though?!?

"With a gentle kiss and a wave goodbye, we sent your order on its way. Your Lume is officially en route to your loving arms! No need to wait outside by the mailbox. You can see your order status below."

Goodbye white smears on dark clothing and the smell of armpit mixed with powder....

Happy Monday!


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