If given a choice....  

secret_lade 47F
13999 posts
10/12/2021 3:45 pm
If given a choice....


I'd pick shoving a dried out corn cob up my ass before watching the movie 'Anaconda' ever again.

Now that's 89 minutes of my life that I'll never get back again.

I've gotta wonder....

Just how in the hell did they get so many notable actors to star in such a cheesy movie??

Good God....

Between Jennifer Lopez's lack of eyebrows, Owen Wilson's yellow hair, Ice Cube's stereotype role with the ghuetto blaster, and the tacky 'romantic' scenes and writing intermingled with imminent danger, I didn't know whether I wanted to poke my eyes out or vomit.

Egads....

Note to self: Do not listen to coworkers when they say to you... "What do you mean you haven't watched that movie?!? It's awesome!" They lie.

Happy Tuesday!

Unzipmeslowly51 51M
542 posts
11/6/2021 2:16 pm

You seem adamant about that๐Ÿ˜๐Ÿ˜


secret_lade 47F
8762 posts
11/6/2021 7:24 am

    Quoting Unzipmeslowly51:
    It could be cosy...we could ignore the movie๐Ÿ˜Š
I would definitely be ignoring the movie.


secret_lade 47F
8762 posts
11/6/2021 7:23 am

    Quoting SCMale4U1000:
    Here's a scary thought...maybe they actually find the movie "Awesome" amp;
That is a scary thought....


SCMale4U1000 61M  
22 posts
11/5/2021 5:49 pm

Here's a scary thought...maybe they actually find the movie "Awesome" amp;

"Where words fail, music speaks." Hans Christian Anderson


Unzipmeslowly51 51M
542 posts
11/5/2021 4:47 am

It could be cosy...we could ignore the movie๐Ÿ˜Š


secret_lade 47F
8762 posts
11/4/2021 3:23 pm

    Quoting Unzipmeslowly51:
    Ive got 2 tickets to the sequel...back row seats...interested๐Ÿ˜Š
ooh! Back row seating!


Squirt_Professor 67M/54F  
50 posts
11/3/2021 6:44 am

Are you asking yourself if your coworkers actually like you? Or..., maybe they were just playing a mean joke om you.


Unzipmeslowly51 51M
542 posts
11/1/2021 4:40 pm

Ive got 2 tickets to the sequel...back row seats...interested๐Ÿ˜Š


suckit2020 44M
15 posts
10/20/2021 1:33 pm

horrible movie


citizen4722 63M  
73456 posts
10/14/2021 12:35 pm

I've seen 'Anaconda' but only once!
I watched 'The Conjuring' last night but as I'd watched it before, it wasn't as scary as the first time. Horror movies never are!


Erogedyne 69M
894 posts
10/14/2021 5:04 am

I know what you're talking about!

I hate it when I find myself watching a movie like that! I'll usually watch it through the end, all the while hoping that it gets better or shows some redeeming moral or purpose other than to separate me from some of my money.

Lately, if a movie doesn't captivate me within the first 10 minutes, I stop it and find a different movie to watch. The concept of streaming movie channels is a wonderful thing!

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secret_lade 47F
8762 posts
10/13/2021 9:36 pm

    Quoting jolielaide:
    no, secret_lade, anaconda is the movie you put on when you gotta clean around the house; it plays in the background and you listen for the cheesy dialog and lol. that movie was billed as a horror/thriller when really it should have been a horror/comedy like the betty white picture lake placid which also had "so many notable actors" chasing after a devouring reptilia too. not suggesting that you sit down for lake placid but if you ever need to clean the house, . ..
Now, I actually do like Lake Placid. Not sure why, it is also super cheesy.... Maybe I just like Betty White? Lol


secret_lade 47F
8762 posts
10/13/2021 9:34 pm

    Quoting CaseyCat:
    I never even watched it, that's how dumb I thought it was from the get go
You're the wise one!


secret_lade 47F
8762 posts
10/13/2021 9:33 pm

    Quoting spunkycumfun:
    Given your review, I won't be watching Anaconda!
Wise choice!


secret_lade 47F
8762 posts
10/13/2021 9:32 pm

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    89 mins? I think I watched about 10 mins before I quit.
I should have quit!


secret_lade 47F
8762 posts
10/13/2021 9:31 pm

    Quoting MrWrong4RghtNow:
    Use butter next time. Sheesh! Oh and I love Anaconda because of its sheer stupidity. That and Deep Blue Sea are just unabashedly good Bad movies.
    And you forgot to mention Jon Voight's performance as the anti-Quint!! Lol
I forgot about Deep Blue Sea... ugh, yes! Also terrible. Lol


jolielaide 50F  
1710 posts
10/13/2021 12:04 pm

no, secret_lade, anaconda is the movie you put on when you gotta clean around the house; it plays in the background and you listen for the cheesy dialog and lol. that movie was billed as a horror/thriller when really it should have been a horror/comedy like the betty white picture lake placid which also had "so many notable actors" chasing after a devouring reptilia too. not suggesting that you sit down for lake placid but if you ever need to clean the house, . ..


CaseyCat 56F  
69 posts
10/13/2021 6:57 am

I never even watched it, that's how dumb I thought it was from the get go


spunkycumfun 61M/66F
39295 posts
10/13/2021 4:55 am

Given your review, I won't be watching Anaconda!


mc_justmc 61M  
6839 posts
10/13/2021 4:14 am

89 mins? I think I watched about 10 mins before I quit.


MrWrong4RghtNow 55M  
2195 posts
10/13/2021 1:32 am

Use butter next time. Sheesh! Oh and I love Anaconda because of its sheer stupidity. That and Deep Blue Sea are just unabashedly good Bad movies.
And you forgot to mention Jon Voight's performance as the anti-Quint!! Lol

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secret_lade 47F
8762 posts
10/13/2021 1:08 am

    Quoting benard69:
    Gonna have to hide the Corn Cobs again...(Smiles)
Damn! LOL


secret_lade 47F
8762 posts
10/13/2021 1:08 am

    Quoting pagancountrygirl:
    Ah yes....gotta love it when EVERYONE knows what movie you would enjoy watching! Yeah...I don't think so. I've had a few people tell me I HAVE to watch a particular movie. No, actually I DON'T! But now I may start telling them I will if they will shove a dried out corn cob up their ass if I do!
    Thanks for a new way to deter their attempts to pick my entertainment!
Ha ha ha ha The corncob scale. The better the movie, the more willing they will be to insert that cob! Ha! I'm dying.


secret_lade 47F
8762 posts
10/13/2021 1:03 am

    Quoting  :

So, so true! I've watched enough movies to know this for a fact!


secret_lade 47F
8762 posts
10/13/2021 1:02 am

    Quoting coolpoolguy3:
    You know the sad part is it must have made money since they made a sequel (Anacondas). Yeah never saw the sequel the first one was enough for me.
It was an all star cast that was very diverse. I'm sure there were enough fans of each individual actor thinking to themselves "I can't wait to see this movie because [actor] is in it!" that it did sell millions. It definitely did not deserve millions.


secret_lade 47F
8762 posts
10/13/2021 12:59 am

    Quoting lonlyforlove2:
    As you know there is a lot of this junk being put on the market, all they want is for you to pay to se it once...Have a good day and sometimes you just can't un-see these things..
If I could unsee one thing today, I would want to unsee that! Ugh!!


secret_lade 47F
8762 posts
10/13/2021 12:59 am

    Quoting Only_one_14:
    Iโ€™ve lost many hours watching stupid movies people thought were great! Iโ€™m searching for a corn cob now! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜˜
Ha ha ha ha.... You might want to go easy on the corn cob. It's a pain in the ass. LOL


secret_lade 47F
8762 posts
10/13/2021 12:58 am

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    They โ€” your work buddies โ€” were probably impressed with that snake; he had a lot of character, although... he didn't say much.
    Yeah, well, you know how I feel about things that slither.
    I squinted when I watched that flick.
    Now that you mention it, she had no eyebrows? ๐Ÿค”

    Hmmm... Maybe I gotta check it out again. I didn't realize that it was a comedy.

    Ever watch a movie that's SO bad, ya gotta sit through the whole thing to see how much worse it can be? ๐Ÿค”

    I think about the time I'll never get back, whenever I read a stupid email at work or go to a meeting that was a complete waste of time or like today... I was put on hold by my cable company for fourteen and a half minutes, so they could verify something that I already knew โ€” my fricken converter is blown. ๐Ÿ˜ถโ—โ—
The movie 'Bernie'.... Watched the entire movie because I couldn't believe it was an actual movie. Not even the fact that Jack Black is in it could save it. Oh my!!


secret_lade 47F
8762 posts
10/13/2021 12:56 am

    Quoting oldbstrd55:
    I think the trailer summed it up for me, knowing they use the best scenes for a trailer and wasn't impressed.
I should have watched the trailer.... I told my coworker though that I was going to watch the movie when I got home. I did. I completely regret it. In my entire life, never thought I'd ever see John Voight vommited out of a snake, yet there i was, watching upchuck Voight wink at browless Jen Lopez.


secret_lade 47F
8762 posts
10/13/2021 12:51 am

    Quoting 62Mature4young:
    I seem to have a sense about movies, good, bad or painful flops--never did see Anaconda, nor a host of others.

    They just don't make a lot of good movies--mostly stinkers. I am finding more and more that the old classics appeal most, and nothing much of anything recently filmed.

    There are so many remakes and redux's and prequels, sequels, etc that are all so badly made the special effects artists should end up with all the awards
I am not a fan of the remakes or retooling of movies. Sequels are never as good as the original, they're usually a second stab at the same story only this time they've amped up everything trying for bigger and better! Never works....


secret_lade 47F
8762 posts
10/13/2021 12:45 am

    Quoting CUMHANDLEME:
    I'm surprised you watched the entire movie
It's one of those... I started it now I've got to finish it things. Not one of my best tic's.


CUMHANDLEME 59F  
790 posts
10/12/2021 10:34 pm

I'm surprised you watched the entire movie

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topherific 59M  
5149 posts
10/12/2021 7:51 pm


62Mature4young 62M
232 posts
10/12/2021 7:19 pm

I seem to have a sense about movies, good, bad or painful flops--never did see Anaconda, nor a host of others.

They just don't make a lot of good movies--mostly stinkers. I am finding more and more that the old classics appeal most, and nothing much of anything recently filmed.

There are so many remakes and redux's and prequels, sequels, etc that are all so badly made the special effects artists should end up with all the awards


oldbstrd55 64M
3210 posts
10/12/2021 7:10 pm

I think the trailer summed it up for me, knowing they use the best scenes for a trailer and wasn't impressed.


Paulxx001 64M
21898 posts
10/12/2021 6:37 pm

They โ€” your work buddies โ€” were probably impressed with that snake; he had a lot of character, although... he didn't say much.
Yeah, well, you know how I feel about things that slither.
I squinted when I watched that flick.
Now that you mention it, she had no eyebrows? ๐Ÿค”

Hmmm... Maybe I gotta check it out again. I didn't realize that it was a comedy.

Ever watch a movie that's SO bad, ya gotta sit through the whole thing to see how much worse it can be? ๐Ÿค”

I think about the time I'll never get back, whenever I read a stupid email at work or go to a meeting that was a complete waste of time or like today... I was put on hold by my cable company for fourteen and a half minutes, so they could verify something that I already knew โ€” my fricken converter is blown. ๐Ÿ˜ถโ—โ—


Only_one_14 52F
4056 posts
10/12/2021 6:21 pm

Iโ€™ve lost many hours watching stupid movies people thought were great! Iโ€™m searching for a corn cob now! ๐Ÿ˜‚๐Ÿ˜˜

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lonlyforlove2 78M
22909 posts
10/12/2021 6:20 pm

As you know there is a lot of this junk being put on the market, all they want is for you to pay to se it once...Have a good day and sometimes you just can't un-see these things..

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coolpoolguy3 55M
3300 posts
10/12/2021 6:20 pm

You know the sad part is it must have made money since they made a sequel (Anacondas). Yeah never saw the sequel the first one was enough for me.


pagancountrygirl 64F
6210 posts
10/12/2021 5:42 pm

Ah yes....gotta love it when EVERYONE knows what movie you would enjoy watching! Yeah...I don't think so. I've had a few people tell me I HAVE to watch a particular movie. No, actually I DON'T! But now I may start telling them I will if they will shove a dried out corn cob up their ass if I do!
Thanks for a new way to deter their attempts to pick my entertainment!

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benard69 63M/63F  
6205 posts
10/12/2021 5:35 pm

Gonna have to hide the Corn Cobs again...(Smiles)


secret_lade 47F
8762 posts
10/12/2021 5:09 pm

    Quoting Jules1590:
    "...shoving a dried out corn cob up my ass..."

    Well, similar to Anaconda, there's an image I can't un-see. Yikes.

    Well done!
Ha ha ha ha. Oops!! Didn't plan on permanently scarring the readers!


secret_lade 47F
8762 posts
10/12/2021 5:08 pm

    Quoting lok4fun500:
    ...even if I'm told it's awesome, I wouldn't watch it!
    can I hold the corn cob for you?
Peer pressure... I'm a sucker. Lol


secret_lade 47F
8762 posts
10/12/2021 5:06 pm

    Quoting lindoboy100:
    Well dodgy film, the only good thing about it was JLo's arse!
Eh.... I could live without seeing it. Lol.


secret_lade 47F
8762 posts
10/12/2021 5:04 pm

    Quoting 69ereatwetpussy:
    Yes there many movies I wasted time watching over the years. Do you ever see Water Would now there a classic lololol
I have not and don't plan to. Lol


fahrenheit451x2 60M
160 posts
10/12/2021 5:00 pm

Almost as good as Snakes on a Plane


69ereatwetpussy 59M
6188 posts
10/12/2021 4:46 pm

Yes there many movies I wasted time watching over the years. Do you ever see Water Would now there a classic lololol


lindoboy100 58M
23884 posts
10/12/2021 4:42 pm

Well dodgy film, the only good thing about it was JLo's arse!

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lickinfishy2 66M  
48 posts
10/12/2021 4:41 pm

Bingo!!!


lok4fun500 111M  
50928 posts
10/12/2021 4:38 pm

...even if I'm told it's awesome, I wouldn't watch it!
can I hold the corn cob for you?




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Jules1590 53F
7941 posts
10/12/2021 4:31 pm

"...shoving a dried out corn cob up my ass..."

Well, similar to Anaconda, there's an image I can't un-see. Yikes.

Well done!


secret_lade 47F
8762 posts
10/12/2021 3:46 pm

I'd pick shoving a dried out corn cob up my ass before watching the movie 'Anaconda' ever again.

Now that's 89 minutes of my life that I'll never get back again.

I've gotta wonder....

Just how in the hell did they get so many notable actors to star in such a cheesy movie??

Good God....

Between Jennifer Lopez's lack of eyebrows, Owen Wilson's yellow hair, Ice Cube's stereotype role with the ghuetto blaster, and the tacky 'romantic' scenes and writing intermingled with imminent danger, I didn't know whether I wanted to poke my eyes out or vomit.

Egads....

Note to self: Do not listen to coworkers when they say to you... "What do you mean you haven't watched that movie?!? It's awesome!" They lie.

Happy Tuesday!


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