I get it!  

secret_lade 47F
13999 posts
8/14/2021 4:49 pm
I get it!


I'm a woman, you're a woman... We have the parts.

It certainly doesn't mean I want see your parts!

The leaders and employees where I work wear a uniform.

Ill fitting....

Shapeless....

A complete blight society...

But they wear them, nonetheless, as it's required.

"I'm going need a different size shirt, I think. This one is tight in the shoulders."

One of the new leaders that started last week has an odd body shape and I've been trying like hell find her a uniform shirt / size that will work with her.

"That was the men's XL, right? Let's try the women's 2x, it might be looser in the shoulders because they're cut bigger in the chest."

I handed her the shirts and asked if she'd like try them in the restroom.

"Nah, I'm good. I always have a shirt underneath."

Um.... yah. By shirt she was referring an extremely small spaghetti strap tank top with one shoulder hanging by a thread.

", woah.... Ok, guess you're trying here."

"We've got the parts. I'm ok with it."

And.... I prefer not see yours, thank you! So, no... I'm not ok with it.

", yikes. That one fits worse than the men's shirt."

"It's these." Half Naked Leader cupped her breasts and rolled her eyes. "I need start wearing the right bra. I've just always worn a sports bra and it just isn't going work with these shirts."

And I'm officially uncomfortable!

"It does help have the right under-gear."

Good God, what am I supposed say that? Your sports bra gives you a uni-boob and the reason why you can't find a button down shirt to fit you is because they're hanging down to your waist??

It was finally decided that the men's 2x shirt was the best fit for her, there was just going to be a lot to tuck in.....

And, I hope to God this is the last time I ever have to do this again!

secret_lade 47F
8762 posts
8/16/2021 4:43 pm

    Quoting citizen4722:
    My leg length in trousers is 28"...but you can't buy them in the shops anymore it seems (they all now start at 30" )
My oldest son takes a 34 inch leg length.... Also something you can't find very often. He's tough to shop for.


secret_lade 47F
8762 posts
8/16/2021 4:42 pm

    Quoting positively4you:
    If they are hanging, I assume she is not young. I would think she would know how important a proper bra fit is. If not, just tuck those mommas in your waist band and move on.
She's had 4 kids, she's never worn the correct bra, and she's close to my age. So many things not in her favor.... Yikes!


secret_lade 47F
8762 posts
8/16/2021 4:40 pm

    Quoting lindoboy100:
    Maybe she qualifies for an exemption and should be allowed to go topless, for entirely practical reasons of course.........

    .......hey, it might even increase foot traffic and improve sales.......

    Also, you might qualify for trauma leave?
Personally, I think I prefer the 'not topless' option.... I've seen nearly topless, and, that was too much.


secret_lade 47F
8762 posts
8/16/2021 4:38 pm

    Quoting CL_Love:
    Sounds like one of those ladies you see at Walmart in her house slippers and pajama pants with no bra on. Yikes.
Honestly, she very well could be one of those ladies!!


CL_Love 49M/48F
367 posts
8/16/2021 8:24 am

Sounds like one of those ladies you see at Walmart in her house slippers and pajama pants with no bra on. Yikes.


lindoboy100 58M
23884 posts
8/16/2021 2:48 am

Maybe she qualifies for an exemption and should be allowed to go topless, for entirely practical reasons of course.........

.......hey, it might even increase foot traffic and improve sales.......

Also, you might qualify for trauma leave?

Nada más que fallas......


positively4you 72F  
4513 posts
8/15/2021 2:32 pm

If they are hanging, I assume she is not young. I would think she would know how important a proper bra fit is. If not, just tuck those mommas in your waist band and move on.


citizen4722 63M  
73456 posts
8/15/2021 11:02 am

My leg length in trousers is 28"...but you can't buy them in the shops anymore it seems (they all now start at 30" )


secret_lade 47F
8762 posts
8/15/2021 8:49 am

    Quoting Weeload2:
    Occupational hazard !
    At least them boulders didn't roll all the way down to her knees that would classify it as a severe danger zone. You might have had to set up caution cones around the area. Now that I think about it, there are those who will play in those zones...hmmmmm

    ♫ but your thoughts will be wandering.. the way they always do ♫ ~ 'Turn The Page' by Bob Seger

    ~Wee~


I'm not one of those danger seekers...... So double up on the caution cones.


secret_lade 47F
8762 posts
8/15/2021 8:46 am

    Quoting Contipatrio:
    Some people just lack self awareness. What makes them think they don't make others uncomfortable with their inappropriate actions? Or, maybe they do and just don't care. SMH
Personally, I think a lot of people are just selfish, they don't care about other's thoughts of feelings. "I'm ok with it, that's all I care about."


Weeload2 58M
774 posts
8/15/2021 5:47 am

Occupational hazard !
At least them boulders didn't roll all the way down to her knees that would classify it as a severe danger zone. You might have had to set up caution cones around the area. Now that I think about it, there are those who will play in those zones...hmmmmm

♫ but your thoughts will be wandering.. the way they always do ♫ ~ 'Turn The Page' by Bob Seger

~Wee~



𝕋𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕜𝕤 𝕗𝕠𝕣 𝕓𝕖𝕚𝕟𝕘 𝕪𝕠𝕦


secret_lade 47F
8762 posts
8/15/2021 5:29 am

    Quoting spunkycumfun:
    Your job sounds interesting to say the least!
It's a new adventure every day..... LOL


secret_lade 47F
8762 posts
8/15/2021 5:27 am

    Quoting westcountygirl:
    I know this shouldnt happen, but that story turned me on! lol i am soooo sorry.... sorta. thanks for sharing! love your blog!
I would have traded you spots in a heartbeat! LOL I'd gladly allow you to clothe the new leader! Thanks for reading my blog, I'm glad you enjoy it!


secret_lade 47F
8762 posts
8/15/2021 5:17 am

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    Uniboob? I don't think I ever wanted to hear that. I met a woman who described hers as "38 long".
Ha ha ha 38 long... That made me laugh.


Contipatrio 67M
46 posts
8/15/2021 5:13 am

Some people just lack self awareness. What makes them think they don't make others uncomfortable with their inappropriate actions? Or, maybe they do and just don't care. SMH


mc_justmc 61M  
6839 posts
8/15/2021 4:28 am

Uniboob? I don't think I ever wanted to hear that. I met a woman who described hers as "38 long".


westcountygirl 55M/48F
135 posts
8/15/2021 4:14 am

I know this shouldnt happen, but that story turned me on! lol i am soooo sorry.... sorta. thanks for sharing! love your blog!


spunkycumfun 61M/66F
39295 posts
8/15/2021 3:16 am

Your job sounds interesting to say the least!


secret_lade 47F
8762 posts
8/15/2021 12:43 am

    Quoting  :

I 100% agree! It was at that moment that I realized I should be getting paid way more than I do.


secret_lade 47F
8762 posts
8/15/2021 12:40 am

    Quoting pagancountrygirl:
    Yikes! Maybe suggest that in order to avoid even the smallest possibility of a sexual harassment type situation, she should change in the restroom...and it's not an option, regardless of what she may (or may not) have on underneath.
    Sooo...will you be needing therapy after seeing that particular sight?
In the 4 years I've worked there, I've never had anyone ever do that. It was crazy. Not even the guys changed their shirts in front of me. It was truly uncomfortable.


pagancountrygirl 64F
6210 posts
8/14/2021 8:10 pm

Yikes! Maybe suggest that in order to avoid even the smallest possibility of a sexual harassment type situation, she should change in the restroom...and it's not an option, regardless of what she may (or may not) have on underneath.
Sooo...will you be needing therapy after seeing that particular sight?

Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


secret_lade 47F
8762 posts
8/14/2021 4:50 pm

Happy Saturday!


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