Have you seen my boobs?  

secret_lade 47F
13998 posts
10/18/2021 4:03 pm
Have you seen my boobs?


If you know me in real life, today you probably did.

Ugh....

I was all over the store doing my Monday stuff when one of my new hires showed up early for onboarding.

"Hi, I'm [secret_lade], are you here to onboard?"

"Yes, sorry I'm early. You weren't in your office when I first got here."

"That's ok, we'll just get started early."

"This is a awkward, but I think I should tell you your shirt is unbuttoned in a bad spot. I can see stuff."

"What?!?"

Looking down I could clearly see what she was talking about.

"Oh My God, why didn't anyone TELL me this earlier???"

I had managed to button the buttons, but this shirt had a hidden on meant keep the seam together in the chest area so you didn't button the top button at the neck.

I'd missed the .

Which meant every time I made any sort of movement the top of my shirt came open exposing nearly, if not all, of my brassiere encased chesticles.

Fantastic!

"If helps, that's a cute bra."

"Um, nope, doesn't help."

wasn't much else I could do but roll with it and laugh. I snapped the top snap and said to the new hire....

"So, yah, welcome to the team. "

Happy Monday!

Unzipmeslowly51 51M
542 posts
10/21/2021 4:43 pm

    Quoting secret_lade:
    One of these days, I may just post another pic. If you share the goods too often, people stop looking forward to seeing them.
I look forward to that. Im sure i wouldnt get bored😊


secret_lade 47F
8761 posts
10/21/2021 1:55 am

    Quoting spunkycumfun:
    Accidents do happen. It's ashame these accidents didn't happen in my workplace though I did once walk into the toilet where a woman was sitting down but I didn't see anything! She had left the door unlocked just in case you think I'm a pervert!
I had a coworker walk in on me like that once. Talk about horrifying. LOL


secret_lade 47F
8761 posts
10/21/2021 1:54 am

    Quoting salty_one_65:
    I've heard of some employers expressing a "open door" culture, but, this goes above and beyond!

What can I say.... We are the leaders in our field. LOL


secret_lade 47F
8761 posts
10/21/2021 1:53 am

    Quoting bbuckwwheat:
    I always enjoy reading about your adventures.
Thank you, I'm glad you enjoy them!


secret_lade 47F
8761 posts
10/21/2021 1:53 am

    Quoting 69ereatwetpussy:
    Well one never knows with the new tires of fashion is these days.
    If I was there ild wouldn't say much about it untill the end of the day lololol
    You must not been with that many men that morning for you would have had to deer them staring at you.
    Oh it a bra people where less at the beach.
    Not like all the button pop open and the girls came swinging out
    Slapping some in there face.
    On second thought that sounds like a lot of fun
    Lesson learned now in the morning dress in a mirror turn around check out your fine ass
    Have a wonderful day beautiful and be proud of your breast God made them just for us to look at lol
Now that I think about it, I wasn't interacting with any men that morning but I think the snap was also closed most of the morning. I was telling the story to one of my coworkers and she had reminding me that I was digging through boxes of paperwork to find our safety binders and I think it had come undone then. That was right before I headed up to get the new girl.


secret_lade 47F
8761 posts
10/21/2021 1:49 am

    Quoting Unzipmeslowly51:
    Hell...im sure we would all like a look at your chesticles😊x
One of these days, I may just post another pic. If you share the goods too often, people stop looking forward to seeing them.


secret_lade 47F
8761 posts
10/21/2021 1:47 am

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    Wow, I feel cheated. Nobody flashed me when I started my job.
Come work for me, we're hiring. Ha ha ha ha ha


secret_lade 47F
8761 posts
10/21/2021 1:47 am

    Quoting big54al:
    Pics or it didn't happen!
Too late now.... It would have to be a recreation. LOL


fwblook4unow 41M
123 posts
10/20/2021 3:25 am

Secret_lade, your pic in your bra with your shirt half open is very seductive and attrative. Those two pics of you in the little nightie....very hot😘 You have a beautiful body😉


boobwhisperer69 58M  
7831 posts
10/19/2021 9:19 pm

When can I interview?????


citizen4722 63M  
73456 posts
10/19/2021 8:55 am

Good of her to tell you about your miss-hap. If that were me, I'd probably just stare with my mouth open, drooling all over the place while my face turned bright red!


Erogedyne 69M
894 posts
10/19/2021 8:25 am

Sounds like a memorable Monday!

I have two comment to offer here:
1) Embarassing incident, but looking at the big picture, no one got hurt, no one went to jail, no one had money taken away from them AND the new hire earned brownie points for reporting the issue to you before it became widely noticed in the store.

2) If you had been braless, this would have never been an issue. Had your boobs not been covered by that victorian torture device, you would have felt the breeze from the opening of your blouse front. You'd have probably found the neglected snap long before you met up with the new hire. (I'll rarely pass up a chance to advocate for 'brassiere freedom'!)

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spunkycumfun 61M/66F
39294 posts
10/19/2021 6:25 am

Accidents do happen. It's ashame these accidents didn't happen in my workplace though I did once walk into the toilet where a woman was sitting down but I didn't see anything! She had left the door unlocked just in case you think I'm a pervert!


salty_one_65 56M
63 posts
10/19/2021 5:34 am

I've heard of some employers expressing a "open door" culture, but, this goes above and beyond!


bbuckwwheat 62M
6176 posts
10/19/2021 5:19 am

I always enjoy reading about your adventures.

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69ereatwetpussy 59M
6188 posts
10/19/2021 5:18 am

Well one never knows with the new tires of fashion is these days.
If I was there ild wouldn't say much about it untill the end of the day lololol
You must not been with that many men that morning for you would have had to deer them staring at you.
Oh it a bra people where less at the beach.
Not like all the button pop open and the girls came swinging out
Slapping some in there face.
On second thought that sounds like a lot of fun
Lesson learned now in the morning dress in a mirror turn around check out your fine ass
Have a wonderful day beautiful and be proud of your breast God made them just for us to look at lol


Unzipmeslowly51 51M
542 posts
10/19/2021 3:19 am

Hell...im sure we would all like a look at your chesticles😊x


mc_justmc 61M  
6837 posts
10/19/2021 2:59 am

Wow, I feel cheated. Nobody flashed me when I started my job.


big54al 67M
2244 posts
10/19/2021 2:19 am

Pics or it didn't happen!


secret_lade 47F
8761 posts
10/19/2021 12:45 am

    Quoting Paulxx001:
    I think the site of a bra — in a work environment — is viewed in a professional manner as, non-sexual. I mean, that's the way I'd look at it.
    Show me (*post a pic*) and I'll give you my opinion. 🤔❗❗

    I've worked in an office where a woman's dress ripped in half, (*got caught up in a metal chair *) she was practically naked. She was wearing a black thong and skimpy bra. We all turned away...
    ... after having taken the appropriate pictures, and gawked for a few seconds. 😶
Now THAT would be horrifying! How flimsy was that dress material?? Thankfully, I've never experienced that. LOL


secret_lade 47F
8761 posts
10/19/2021 12:42 am

    Quoting benard69:
    It's one of them Orientations that turns into O-My-Tation...lol
Yikes! Ha ha ha ha ha


secret_lade 47F
8761 posts
10/19/2021 12:41 am

    Quoting topherific:
    would have liked to be a fly on the wall
I'll bet you would... LOL


secret_lade 47F
8761 posts
10/19/2021 12:41 am

    Quoting lok4fun500:
    I haven't seen your boobs!!
    can I?...can I?..
LOL I think I may have posted a pic of them at one time.... Perhaps it's time to post a tasteful recent photo.


secret_lade 47F
8761 posts
10/19/2021 12:37 am

    Quoting New2Midlo:
    I nominate myself as the male delegate who comments "I'd like to see your boobs."

    Hadda be done...
I think I may have posted a pic of my boobs on here at one time.... It's probably been quite a while ago now. Black bra, white button down shirt.


secret_lade 47F
8761 posts
10/19/2021 12:36 am

    Quoting pagancountrygirl:
    Ummm...silver lining....it was a woman who finally told you that your chesticles were somewhat exposed??? Oh...and no sliced olives were adorning your exposed chest??
    "I can see stuff." Yeah, that pretty much covers it. Or not, in this case...
Yes, silver linings! No olives! LOL We ended up getting a good laugh out of it, and I got to complain about how they make women's clothing with the secret snaps and clasps and buttons on the back of the neck.


secret_lade 47F
8761 posts
10/19/2021 12:28 am

    Quoting allgud69xxx:
    I’m sorry, but is the correct response to that title not, “[excited breath in] I thought you’d never ask!”? One of the fortunate things about being of my gender is that these sorts of things are much, much less likely to happen. Yay, boring-shaped clothes.

    The upside is that the new hire shouldn’t be under too many illusions, straight off the hop, of what might be experienced on this particular job. Oh well, tomorrow is another day, right? It will be better… only because there aren’t so many ways it go not-better? (hang in there, but don’t hang out …)
I'd asked a few of my coworkers throughout the day if they'd noticed it, and every one of them stated no. I'm hoping that maybe I wasn't moving around a lot so the fabric was laying flat against my skin and a non issue. I had reached out and grabbed paperwork from the new hire and waved at her as I was approaching her.... All those arm movements. Yikes!


MrWrong4RghtNow 55M  
2195 posts
10/19/2021 12:17 am

Well if I worked with you, there is no doubt you would have figured it sooner because my expression would have given it away. When it comes to boobs, I have no poker face.

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allgud69xxx 48M
468 posts
10/18/2021 9:47 pm

I’m sorry, but is the correct response to that title not, “[excited breath in] I thought you’d never ask!”? One of the fortunate things about being of my gender is that these sorts of things are much, much less likely to happen. Yay, boring-shaped clothes.

The upside is that the new hire shouldn’t be under too many illusions, straight off the hop, of what might be experienced on this particular job. Oh well, tomorrow is another day, right? It will be better… only because there aren’t so many ways it go not-better? (hang in there, but don’t hang out …)

-- allgud69xxx

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pagancountrygirl 64F
6209 posts
10/18/2021 7:45 pm

Ummm...silver lining....it was a woman who finally told you that your chesticles were somewhat exposed??? Oh...and no sliced olives were adorning your exposed chest??
"I can see stuff." Yeah, that pretty much covers it. Or not, in this case...

Pagan
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New2Midlo 52M  
1030 posts
10/18/2021 7:18 pm

I nominate myself as the male delegate who comments "I'd like to see your boobs."

Hadda be done...


lok4fun500 111M  
50928 posts
10/18/2021 7:13 pm

I haven't seen your boobs!!
can I?...can I?..




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topherific 59M  
5149 posts
10/18/2021 7:07 pm

would have liked to be a fly on the wall


benard69 63M/63F  
6205 posts
10/18/2021 7:05 pm

It's one of them Orientations that turns into O-My-Tation...lol


Paulxx001 64M
21898 posts
10/18/2021 6:47 pm

I think the site of a bra — in a work environment — is viewed in a professional manner as, non-sexual. I mean, that's the way I'd look at it.
Show me (*post a pic*) and I'll give you my opinion. 🤔❗❗

I've worked in an office where a woman's dress ripped in half, (*got caught up in a metal chair *) she was practically naked. She was wearing a black thong and skimpy bra. We all turned away...
... after having taken the appropriate pictures, and gawked for a few seconds. 😶


secret_lade 47F
8761 posts
10/18/2021 4:05 pm

If you know me in real life, today you probably did.

Ugh....

I was all over the store doing my Monday stuff when one of my new hires showed up early for onboarding.

"Hi, I'm [secret_lade], are you here to onboard?"

"Yes, sorry I'm early. You weren't in your office when I first got here."

"That's ok, we'll just get started early."

"This is a little awkward, but I think I should tell you your shirt is unbuttoned in a bad spot. I can see stuff."

"What?!?"

Looking down I could clearly see what she was talking about.

"Oh My God, why didn't anyone TELL me this earlier???"

I had managed to button the buttons, but this shirt had a hidden snap on it meant to keep the seam together in the chest area so you didn't have to button the top button at the neck.

I'd missed the snap.

Which meant every time I made any sort of movement the top of my shirt came open exposing nearly, if not all, of my brassiere encased chesticles.

Fantastic!

"If it helps, that's a cute bra."

"Um, nope, doesn't help."

There wasn't much else I could do but roll with it and laugh. I snapped the top snap and said to the new hire....

"So, yah, welcome to the team. "

Happy Monday!


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