Conversations with Nose Hairs  

secret_lade 47F
13998 posts
8/5/2021 6:17 pm
Conversations with Nose Hairs


I can honestly say.... They aren't always the most professional.

Not sure how we'd gotten onto the topic of cremation, but I'd revealed to him that I had looked inside the box that contained my mother's ashes after I'd retrieved them from my father's apartment when he died.

"Why would you do that?"

"I don't know, I'm just nosey like that. I wanted to see what they looked like. They're all contained in a sealed bag, it's not like they're all loose in there."

"What if someone put googly eyes in there, like it was looking up at you?"

"What person in their right mind is going to put googly eyes on someone's cremated ashes?"

"You!"

I laughed pretty hard.... Mostly because I now totally wanted whoever it is that ends up cremating me one day to put some fricking googly eyes on my remains, inside the box, so anyone who dares to be curious gets a nice nice little surprise looking up at them when they open that box!

"It's official, that's going in my will!"

Everyone loves a googly eyed surprise!

Happy Thursday!

TicklePlease 53F  
13650 posts
8/9/2021 7:17 am

    Quoting seems6666:
    Okaaaaaay then... errrr why?
here39s why I don't want to miss an opportunity like this one...


secret_lade 47F
8761 posts
8/6/2021 4:02 pm

    Quoting citizen4722:
    It may be a morbid subject but that was damn well funny
I'm glad you got a laugh out of it!


secret_lade 47F
8761 posts
8/6/2021 4:01 pm

    Quoting elderberry50:
    I'm gonna have my ashes put into a box that has a push button. When the button is pushed you will hear a maniacal laugh
I thought you were going to say.... When the button's pushed I get ejected out. LOL Talk about intense!


secret_lade 47F
8761 posts
8/6/2021 3:59 pm

    Quoting CL_Love:
    I totally love your sense of humor. Thanks for the giggle.
Thank you! And, you're welcome!


secret_lade 47F
8761 posts
8/6/2021 3:59 pm

    Quoting Blueyedguy823:
    Are you kidding me?? I'm going to insist my family puts BIG googly eyes on the urn and display it prominently in the living room for a minimum of 2 years so everyone can see it around the holidays. (And maybe I will be able to see them and their reactions too!)
Now that's a conversation piece!! LOL Love it!


secret_lade 47F
8761 posts
8/6/2021 3:58 pm

    Quoting TicklePlease:
    You know... I keep a bag of emergency googly eyes in my pocketbook but never ONCE did I think of putting them inside someones cremains box!!!

    I'm either slipping or I'm not 100% going to hell yet.
I need to invest in some emergency googly eyes.... How have I not thought of that??


secret_lade 47F
8761 posts
8/6/2021 3:56 pm

    Quoting 69ereatwetpussy:
    Iololololololll
    You got it add a little sign "what you looking at" or "are you looking at me looking at you"

    I want to be reloaded into shotgun shell and on the end of each opening day of the deer season I'm shoot into the woods.
    Just hope this person does not load me in while he is on stand waiting for the buck of a life time and shoot him will me lololololol

    Let hope and pray we don't see this day soon XOXO
My ex husband wants to be put into shot gun shells too! Must be a hunting thing...


secret_lade 47F
8761 posts
8/6/2021 3:55 pm

    Quoting mc_justmc:
    I wonder what the Spawn's reaction will be....
You know she will be the first one to break into my box to check out my ashes! LOL


secret_lade 47F
8761 posts
8/6/2021 3:54 pm

    Quoting pagancountrygirl:
    Now there's going to be a whole niche market for googly eyes for cremated remains!
    I've gotta say, I would have enjoyed seeing googly eyes on my mom's bag of ashes. She was the type that would have "rolled her eyes" at such a silly gesture, but I would have laughed myself silly over it!
I think you're right.... We may have started something here with the googly eyes. LOL


secret_lade 47F
8761 posts
8/6/2021 3:49 pm

    Quoting John324864:
    Also need a note saying "just remember I will always be watching you".......lol.
Oh! Funny!! LOL


citizen4722 63M  
73456 posts
8/6/2021 12:55 pm

It may be a morbid subject but that was damn well funny


seems6666 51F
4761 posts
8/6/2021 8:49 am

    Quoting TicklePlease:
    You know... I keep a bag of emergency googly eyes in my pocketbook but never ONCE did I think of putting them inside someones cremains box!!!

    I'm either slipping or I'm not 100% going to hell yet.
Okaaaaaay then... errrr why?


elderberry50 71M
91 posts
8/6/2021 8:02 am

I'm gonna have my ashes put into a box that has a push button. When the button is pushed you will hear a maniacal laugh


CL_Love 49M/48F
367 posts
8/6/2021 6:37 am

I totally love your sense of humor. Thanks for the giggle.


Blueyedguy823 55M  
987 posts
8/6/2021 6:05 am

Are you kidding me?? I'm going to insist my family puts BIG googly eyes on the urn and display it prominently in the living room for a minimum of 2 years so everyone can see it around the holidays. (And maybe I will be able to see them and their reactions too!)


TicklePlease 53F  
13650 posts
8/6/2021 5:04 am

You know... I keep a bag of emergency googly eyes in my pocketbook but never ONCE did I think of putting them inside someones cremains box!!!

I'm either slipping or I'm not 100% going to hell yet.


69ereatwetpussy 59M
6188 posts
8/6/2021 5:03 am

Iololololololll
You got it add a little sign "what you looking at" or "are you looking at me looking at you"

I want to be reloaded into shotgun shell and on the end of each opening day of the deer season I'm shoot into the woods.
Just hope this person does not load me in while he is on stand waiting for the buck of a life time and shoot him will me lololololol

Let hope and pray we don't see this day soon XOXO


mc_justmc 61M  
6837 posts
8/6/2021 4:04 am

I wonder what the Spawn's reaction will be....


secret_lade 47F
8761 posts
8/6/2021 3:49 am

    Quoting bbuckwwheat:
    Now we have confirmation that the Spawn takes after her mother!
Sssshhhhhh..... Don't tell anyone! LOL


pagancountrygirl 64F
6209 posts
8/6/2021 3:46 am

Now there's going to be a whole niche market for googly eyes for cremated remains!
I've gotta say, I would have enjoyed seeing googly eyes on my mom's bag of ashes. She was the type that would have "rolled her eyes" at such a silly gesture, but I would have laughed myself silly over it!

Pagan
Hmmmm....I know I left that wand around here somewhere!


secret_lade 47F
8761 posts
8/6/2021 3:44 am

    Quoting Erogedyne:
    You certainly have some strange conversations! I do like that.

    And I like the googly eyes idea too!
Not gonna lie.... The majority of my non work related conversations are pretty much like this. Could be the reason so many people like to hang out in my office. You never know what the topic of conversation is going to be about.


John324864 73M  
1223 posts
8/6/2021 3:44 am

Also need a note saying "just remember I will always be watching you".......lol.


secret_lade 47F
8761 posts
8/6/2021 3:42 am

    Quoting justskin1:
    Now THAT sounds like a great idea! May I steal it?
    I do wonder what the Spawn would think if that. Would she do a "OMG mom, only you would think if something like that!" or get a bad case of the giggles?
    I have to love a woman with an offbeat sense of humor and it sounds like nose hairs has you pegged.
    Hope you have a happy Friday and a great weekend.
You may absolutely steal that idea! I did end up telling my daughter about it and she was not impressed. LOL You have a happy Friday and a great weekend too!


secret_lade 47F
8761 posts
8/6/2021 3:39 am

    Quoting agedfun1:
    Can never tell where they will pop up!

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I just love googly eyes.... They can add life to anything!


secret_lade 47F
8761 posts
8/6/2021 3:39 am

I think so too!


secret_lade 47F
8761 posts
8/6/2021 3:38 am

Less than 10% of any of our conversations are work related.... They're usually a whole lot of conversation about nothing.


secret_lade 47F
8761 posts
8/6/2021 3:37 am

    Quoting  :

I thought so too! I told my daughter about it last night, she rolled her eyes and said I was too weird for her. Me?? Too weird for her.... LOL


secret_lade 47F
8761 posts
8/6/2021 3:36 am

    Quoting spunkycumfun:
    The googly eyes would certainly enliven your funeral!
Nobody would know about the googly eyes unless they opened the box! LOL


spunkycumfun 61M/66F
39294 posts
8/6/2021 1:46 am

The googly eyes would certainly enliven your funeral!


ProfessorNaught 108M
1395 posts
8/5/2021 10:35 pm

I'm starting to see what you mean about him


boobwhisperer69 58M  
7831 posts
8/5/2021 9:31 pm

That's funny as hell!!!!


bbuckwwheat 62M
6176 posts
8/5/2021 9:28 pm

Now we have confirmation that the Spawn takes after her mother!

Private mailbox at my blog bbuckwwheat
Fayette, Iowa


agedfun1 74M

8/5/2021 8:30 pm

Can never tell where they will pop up!

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Equal opportunity chatter here. All topics fair game from A to Z. Private mailbox blog agedfun1.


justskin1 69M
12792 posts
8/5/2021 8:25 pm

Now THAT sounds like a great idea! May I steal it?
I do wonder what the Spawn would think if that. Would she do a "OMG mom, only you would think if something like that!" or get a bad case of the giggles?
I have to love a woman with an offbeat sense of humor and it sounds like nose hairs has you pegged.
Hope you have a happy Friday and a great weekend.

If you see me in the real world, come say "Hi Justskin."

I always behave. Preferably not well.


Erogedyne 69M
894 posts
8/5/2021 8:09 pm

You certainly have some strange conversations! I do like that.

And I like the googly eyes idea too!

Please check out my latest blog post "Happy Thanksgiving To One And All"


secret_lade 47F
8761 posts
8/5/2021 6:19 pm

I can honestly say.... They aren't always the most professional.

Not sure how we'd gotten onto the topic of cremation, but I'd revealed to him that I had looked inside the box that contained my mother's ashes after I'd retrieved them from my father's apartment when he died.

"Why would you do that?"

"I don't know, I'm just nosey like that. I wanted to see what they looked like. They're all contained in a sealed bag, it's not like they're all loose in there."

"What if someone put googly eyes in there, like it was looking up at you?"

"What person in their right mind is going to put googly eyes on someone's cremated ashes?"

"You!"

I laughed pretty hard.... Mostly because I now totally wanted whoever it is that ends up cremating me one day to put some fricking googly eyes on my remains, inside the box, so anyone who dares to be curious gets a nice nice little surprise looking up at them when they open that box!

"It's official, that's going in my will!"

Everyone loves a googly eyed surprise!

Happy Thursday!


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