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Is it just me?
Posted:Aug 18, 2016 8:41 pm
Last Updated:Aug 19, 2016 4:06 pm
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Or, does the hair net on the bald guy seem a little..... Unnecessary??

My and I ate out last night and the guy who delivered a portion of our meal was completely bald, yet wearing a hair net.

Overkill? Um, I'm thinking yes.

Even my asked me why someone who doesn't have hair had to wear a hair net.

She's 8 years old.
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It's National I Love My Feet Day!
Posted:Aug 17, 2016 5:53 pm
Last Updated:Aug 18, 2016 8:42 pm
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What better way to celebrate than with a couple of photos!





In other news.....

It was a completely shitty day at work today.

My coworker who cried on my shoulder last week because she was so poor she had to take her to the food pantry to get groceries was in the store today.

SHOPPING!!

I would like to add, this was the SECOND time this week she was in shopping.

Poor, huh.... Food Pantry, huh.....

I feel a little disgusted when I see her. From the day she started it's all been a huge pity party for her. Something is ALWAYS going on. If it's not her imagined health scares it's her finances. When it's not her finances she isn't getting along well with our other coworkers and crying because they are 'mean' to her.

If I hear her talk about buying underwear at a yard sale one more time I'm going to scream. Maybe if she hadn't spent $700 on 'greens' and vitamins 3 weeks ago she could afford a new pair of fucking underwear.
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Thank God for small miracles!
Posted:Aug 16, 2016 2:47 pm
Last Updated:Aug 17, 2016 2:29 am
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Air conditioning that works!

Spanx!!

$20 found in a pocket!

Caffeine!

old enough to do chores!

Silence!

Shows to binge watch on Netflix!

Genuine appreciation!

Leggings!
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Lake Michigan Perfection
Posted:Aug 15, 2016 6:47 pm
Last Updated:Aug 16, 2016 4:49 pm
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I spent the afternoon at Sturgeon Bay.

So beautiful....

The water was as calm as I've ever seen Lake Michigan, and warm. I literally spent 2 hours playing and lounging in the water.

Depressing to think summer is beginning to wind down and school will be starting soon.

Ugh.....

Afterward we stopped at DQ for a bite to eat. Saw my reflection in a window and nearly died.

Totally flashing way to much cleavage.

I wasn't really planning on stopping anywhere after swimming, so I had only thrown on a pair of cut off jean shorts and a light open front sweater to wear over my bathing suit. The problem was, bathing suit conceals nothing in the cleavage area.

Yep, I'm pretty sure I was looking fairly trampy.

Oh well, this was probably my last trip up this year, I'm sure the good folks of Mackinaw will have forgotten me by next year.
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Would you rather.....
Posted:Aug 15, 2016 7:20 am
Last Updated:Aug 31, 2016 12:19 am
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Be with an attractive woman who is a little overweight?

Or....

Be with a homely woman sporting a rocking body?

All honesty is much appreciated. As someone who has been battling body image issues, I would love to get some outside perspective on the subject. Personally, I prefer a handsome guy with a little meat on his bones. Yum!
It doesn't matter, beauty is in the eye of the beholder.
Definitely beauty, weight is variable.
Rocking body! I'm not interested in the face anyway!
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Observations I Made Today
Posted:Aug 14, 2016 5:59 pm
Last Updated:Aug 16, 2016 11:29 am
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1. Believe it or not, I never noticed until TODAY that it was Huey Lewis in the gymnasium who turns down Marty McFly when he auditions in Back to the Future.

2. Even though it's 3 times as expensive, clinical strength deodorant ISN'T any better than regular strength.

3. will do ANY chore to get their electronics privileges back.

4. Former coworkers who have NOT improved their life situations since you last saw them will go out of their way to avoid you in public situations.

5. I go out of my way to approach people who go out of their way to avoid me. I want to know the juicy details of their misery.

6. Without realizing it, I picked a side in regards to the work place feud.

7. I only wear dangly earrings.

8. The hotter and muggier it is, the bitchier I get. Even though I say summer is my favorite season, I'm lying. I actually love fall.

9. Salt and pepper hair on men turns me on.

10. Even though I went grocery shopping yesterday, I had nothing to make a complete meal tonight for dinner. I MUST utilize a grocery list!!
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Another day in paradise....
Posted:Aug 12, 2016 7:33 pm
Last Updated:Aug 16, 2016 2:49 pm
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Everyone at work is feuding.

Really sucks.

I've heard about 5 sides to every story and honestly, I really don't give a crap. I could CARE LESS about any of it!!

That's the problem with being the nice, easy going one. Everyone wants you to take their side. Eventually this is going to end up burning me when I refuse to pick anyone's side.

I'm just ready for all the drama to come to an end.
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It's all in the dream.
Posted:Aug 12, 2016 7:16 am
Last Updated:Jan 24, 2022 3:16 pm
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I had such a bizarre dream last night.

In my dream I was getting dressed up to go out.

Nice dress, jewelry.....

But every time I went to grab a pair of shoes, there was something wrong with them. One pair was completely saturated as I pulled them out of the box. Another had mismatched shoes in the box. A third pair absolutely didn't match my outfit.

I actually woke up frustrated from this dream.

I'm certain the dream is a result of personal issues I've been working through over the past couple of months.
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How was my day?
Posted:Aug 11, 2016 3:56 pm
Last Updated:Jan 24, 2022 3:16 pm
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Let me tell you!

Who could have known that, in a retail sales position, you would have to go to such great lengths to satisfy a customer.

I certainly didn't...

But there I was, holding a woman's oxygen tank while she spritzed room sprays to see which ones didn't affect her lung issues. At one point she spritzed one, gagged, commented that she couldn't handle the scent, then spritzed it again to make sure.

Really?!

My last customer of the day was really the cherry on top of my sundae, though. It was a guy who openly stated, as he stepped through the door, that he was only looking and would not require any help from "helicopter sales people." He then proceeded to consume the next 45 minutes of my time as he asked me questions about products and requested demo's to see if they "made him stink pretty."

If people only knew how much of a jackass they look like when they proclaim such stupid shit.

Here's the thing. Retail stores employ sales associates to assist customers in making sales.

Pure and simple.

Our entire job, the whole time we are at work, is to ASSIST customers. So, the next time you are greeted at the door or have someone approach you and say hi, remember this.
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Eh, I guess it's a day.
Posted:Aug 11, 2016 12:29 am
Last Updated:Jan 24, 2022 3:16 pm
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And my evening ended with a confidence crushing blow to my ego.

Lovely.

It doesn't help that I've been unable to sleep, either. I just keep replaying things over in my mind.
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Longing
Posted:Aug 10, 2016 2:16 am
Last Updated:Sep 16, 2016 9:54 am
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I dreamed of him tonight.

His kind smile, his twinkling eyes......

Smiling up at him, we were about to kiss, soft music was playing in the background.

It was the first time, in a long time, I genuinely felt happy.

A few years have passed since I've actually seen or talked to him in real life. It didn't end terribly, it just kind of, ended. He was married, and I was single, there really never was a future for us, anyway.

I hate this dream.

It reawakened feelings I haven't felt in months, possibly years, and saddened me.
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Hot for orthodontist.....
Posted:Aug 9, 2016 8:18 am
Last Updated:Jan 24, 2022 3:16 pm
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My had an ortho appointment today.

I don't know if it's his accent, or his professional demeanor, whatever it is, I find him incredibly sexy.

Nerdy guys will always have a special spot in my heart.

It's too bad I always find myself in relationships with guys who are the exact opposite. They seem to be drawn to me, as if an unseen tractor beam is sucking them in.
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The bearded woman was back.
Posted:Aug 8, 2016 7:21 pm
Last Updated:Jan 24, 2022 3:16 pm
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It was in my old blog that I had written about it, but in short, the bearded woman was shopping in my store one day, and overheard me talking about a failed relationship.

She then proceeded to give me dating advice.

It's sad to say, but I'm pretty much a loser magnet. As pathetic as that is, it's even worse that I'm receiving dating advice from a woman with a beard who has managed to find a keeper and been married for 23 years.

What did she do right that I keep managing to do wrong?

I haven't figured that part out yet.

Her advice was sage, though, and spot on. It was kind of nice to see her, and fill her in on the latest.
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