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And.... The shit has hit the fan.
Posted:Oct 17, 2016 7:25 pm
Last Updated:Oct 18, 2016 5:12 am

Work was a little tense tonight.

It always happens when you get new people and seasoned veterans working together. The new people do as their told, the seasoned veterans are always trying to do things the way 'they' want them done.

Ultimately, it's the store manager who makes the decisions. Good, bad, ugly, it's their deal. So, when the store manager tells the new person to do something, whether the veteran likes it or not, it has to be done the way the store manager wants it.

Therein lies the issue.... Aside from myself, the entire management team is new.

The crew? Seasoned veterans.

Most of the time I find myself in the middle, trying to smooth things over and create a somewhat pleasant work environment for everyone.

By the time I got to work today I was tip toeing in the aftermath of God knows what pissing contest had happened and the atmosphere was thick.

What I wouldn't give for a sunny beach, a frosty margarita, and a beach chair in the sand right now.....
Monday already?!
Posted:Oct 17, 2016 6:52 am
Last Updated:Oct 17, 2016 7:27 pm

Let the insanity begin!
It was that kind of a day...
Posted:Oct 16, 2016 4:57 pm
Last Updated:Oct 17, 2016 1:43 am

I did not want to go to work today.

I looked at the clock, I needed to leave in 10 minutes. Cripe...

I looked at the clock again, I needed to leave in 5 minutes. Ugh...

I looked at the clock again, I need to leave right now. Sigh....

I looked at the clock again, I should have left 5 minutes ago. Crap....

I looked at the clock again, I'm going to be late. Fuck!!!

I managed to make it to work on time, by some miracle of miracles, but I really didn't want to be there. I had a super emotional day today, for some reason, and ended up spending the first 5 minutes of my shift crying in the employee bathroom.

What the fuck???

I don't do shit like this. Crying is weakness, I don't have the luxury of being weak. Thankfully I regained my composure and went out to the sales floor, nobody the wiser of what had happened in the bathroom.

Needless to say, I'm glad the work day is done and I'm home once again. My jammies are on, my hair is pulled back, and I'm snuggled in my bed watching the Sunday night line up on Fox.

Thankfully tomorrow is a new day....
Sweetest Day
Posted:Oct 15, 2016 5:10 pm
Last Updated:Oct 16, 2016 5:21 am
It's a Midwestern thing, apparently, because only 11 states observe the holiday.

Unfortunately, Michigan is one of them.

No flowers, no candy, nobody wishing me a happy Sweetest Day.... It's your typical romantic holiday for me.

Yay me!

This has been one of my better Sweetest Day's, though. No , day off.... I literally spent the day napping and watching old school scary movies.

I may regret the scary movie thing later tonight, but for now, totally enjoying a little Silver Bullet with a bowl of ice cream.
Is it just me?
Posted:Oct 14, 2016 7:43 pm
Last Updated:Oct 15, 2016 7:25 pm
Or, is Tom Selleck starting to look a little like Groucho Marx?

My.. Oh... My.... Did I have a crush on Tom Selleck in his Magnum days! Who wouldn't have a crush on the tan guy with the twinkling eyes and million dollar smile!

I know we all age, and eventually I'll be a barely recognizable version of myself as well, but I have to say, it's super hard to see your one time crush looking.... Not so, crush worthy.

Is this the best version of myself?
Posted:Oct 14, 2016 6:50 am
Last Updated:Oct 14, 2016 8:31 pm

Do you ever wonder what it is that someone sees in you?

I do all the time.

The title 'Heartless Psycho' didn't just happen on it's own....

I'm kind of mean, and spoiled, and like to get my way ALL the time. If I don't, I get pissy and pout.

What I don't understand is, why do men put up with this?

I know that isn't the best version of myself, but it kind of just.... Comes out. I can't help it, I've always been this way.

Are there characteristics in the opposite sex that you may be attracted to that might not be the best attributes of that person?

BTW - The overnight adventure was great. Watched American Horror Story, Exorcist, had some fantastic after shower sex, and he did my dishes, washed a load of my laundry, and cooked me spaghetti. Perfect!
Why call it a sleepover when you don't actually get any sleep?
Posted:Oct 12, 2016 6:21 am
Last Updated:Jan 20, 2020 3:24 pm

I have a man-friend sleeping over tonight.

You know what that means.... I can watch my scary tv shows!!!
How do I smell today?
Posted:Oct 11, 2016 7:24 pm
Last Updated:Oct 11, 2016 9:13 pm
Absolutely fabulous!

I'm LOVING our new seasonal body care fragrance.... So much so that I ended up buying the trio at work tonight.

I need THAT like a need another hole in the head....

At last count I had 32 different fragrance trio's in my linen closet. That's NOT including the men's products I've picked up for my .

I just couldn't help myself, though.

Have you ever encountered that random person and caught just a whiff of their scent, and thought, geez they smell good!

I want to BE that person!

On a totally unrelated side note:

X-Rate lava lamp is at it again!

It's not the best pic, but I came home to find this tonight.
Perversions of the tired mind.....
Posted:Oct 10, 2016 7:54 pm
Last Updated:Oct 15, 2016 8:01 pm

As usual, I closed the store tonight, which meant I didn't get home until 10.


It was kind of a slow night, but I'm tired none-the-less.

Tired enough that, as I sat down and grabbed the remote to see if I could find something interesting to watch, my lava light caught me eye.

Why did my lava light catch my eye?!?

It had apparently been on at some point this evening while I was working, but not on long enough for it to form the customary little melted globs of wax that circulate around in it.

Instead, one long, phallic shaped cylinder of wax had melted upward, two smaller wax shaped balls on either side of it at it's base.

There is a cock in my lava light.

I've seen it all.
Ugh, Monday morning cleanup.
Posted:Oct 10, 2016 6:01 am
Last Updated:Oct 10, 2016 8:12 pm

I'll be honest, my are slobs.

I think most , are, actually. They don't care where they drop their dirty socks, or what condition the bathroom is in after they've taken their shower. Nor do they think twice about who cleans the toothpaste up from the kitchen sink when they brush their teeth where they aren't supposed to brush them.

It's not their job!

I got home from work yesterday to the sight of my kitchen piled high with dishes and my laughing at the counter, eating chili, and farting. Apparently my had taken it upon himself to make chili in the crockpot.

My can annihilate a kitchen making a snack of cheese and crackers. You can only imagine the mess of.... Chili!

While part of me laughed at the sight, part of me cringed at the thought that I'd be the one cleaning up the mess. I wanted to yell at them for making such a mess, but I didn't. They were having too much fun. I'd already lost my mind the day before when they got red slurpee all over the floor mat in the car during the road trip, I figured I would take one for the team this time.

I'm definitely going to have to start stepping up the game, though. Half-assed attempts at doing a chore just aren't cutting it anymore.

A time or two of cleaning up their own messes should cure some of my Monday headaches.
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Sunday once again.
Posted:Oct 9, 2016 5:42 pm
Last Updated:Oct 10, 2016 7:55 am
Where did the weekend go?

Sigh.... Is it too late for a do over?
Say it isn't so!
Posted:Oct 6, 2016 5:14 pm
Last Updated:Oct 14, 2016 7:58 am

Does the site contact random people at will on my behalf stating I'm interested in meeting them?

I've never set up an icebreaker simply for the fact that if any type of contact is made by me, I want it to be ME doing the contacting. I don't really need the aid of a website laden with glitches to be reaching out for me.

This is a perfect example why....

A guy from a neighboring town emailed me today telling me he received a message that I was interested in meeting him. I feel kind of bad, I never sent any such message and, truth be told, I'm not interested in meeting him. I courteously replied back and explained there must have been a mix up, he didn't match the criteria in my profile, and I wished him well on his search.

How many of you have found yourself in this particular situation?
Do you ever find yourself in this situation?
Posted:Oct 5, 2016 7:32 pm
Last Updated:Oct 6, 2016 5:24 pm

I open my closet to decide what I'm going to wear to work today.

Should be easy.... I have a TON of clothing in a very LARGE closet.

It is NOT easy.

As I look through the articles of clothing neatly hanging side by side, I begin saying aloud, "Too tight. Too baggy. Too long. Too warm. Stain. Hole in the armpit. Way too small. Gives me wedgies."

Several shirts tried on and thrown on the bed later, I get pissed, throw my arms up in the air, and exclaim "I HATE EVERYTHING I OWN! GRRRRRR!!!!!!!!!"

Now I'm in a bad mood.

Now I obsess about my appearance for the rest of the day because I don't feel like I look my best.

I sometimes wish we lived in a day and age where shiny metallic jumpsuits were worn by everyone and nobody ever had to worry about "what am I going to wear today?"

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