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The Adult Dynamic
Posted:Nov 16, 2016 7:41 pm
Last Updated:Nov 17, 2016 7:09 pm

It's a strange feeling having a in every stage of of life. I didn't really plan it this way, it just kind of.... Happened.

I found myself in a texting triangle this evening with my oldest and my middle . My middle was asking me if I could drop him off at my oldest 's job tomorrow after school and my oldest was asking me if he could take my with him to visit with HIS this weekend.

Yep, that's right, I am a grandma too.

So, there I sat, part of me proud that my 22 year old, my 14 year old, and my 9 year old all manage to be close even with the vast age differences, and part of me felt like, holy shit! I have a 22 year old, a 14 year old, a 9 year old, and a grandchild... When did this happen???

I can't help but think back to the days when it was just the oldest and I, he had been my sidekick from the start. Now he's all grown up and doing his own thing.....
Posted:Nov 15, 2016 9:15 pm
Last Updated:Jul 11, 2020 9:31 am

Believe it or not, that's the number of emails I've received on this site just since I made my profile visible again in July.

Mind blowing.....

Granted, some of them are from the site and a few are from old friends I've made over the years but the vast majority are from guys who are desperately trying to hook up with anything containing a pulse.

Here's the problem guys:

If your entire email is a pic of your cock and nothing else, you probably won't hear back from a woman.

If you demand to see naked pics to prove someone is real, you probably won't hear back from a woman.

If you are unable to string 5 words together to make a sentence, you probably won't hear back from a woman.

If you insult a woman's profile pic then proceed to ask for more details about said woman, you probably won't hear back from that woman.

Just a tip!

I can't speak for everyone, but I can speak for myself. I can patiently wait for the right guy to come along, I've done it before. If you want to stand out from the rest, break the ice with an email about yourself and your intentions.

We'll take it from there.
Tuesday.... Already?
Posted:Nov 15, 2016 7:29 am
Last Updated:Nov 16, 2016 8:03 pm
I don't really have anything to write about today.

Feeling blah......

I woke up this morning with a migraine, it's going to be a banner day!
Girls Night
Posted:Nov 11, 2016 8:37 am
Last Updated:Nov 16, 2016 3:06 am

You were sitting at the bar as I enjoyed my beer with my friends, snacking on hors d'oeuvres while we chatted.

Glancing in your direction I notice you, your confident smile, the arrogant way you brushed the hair back from your face with your fingers.

Oooh La La!!

You smiled in my direction and I found myself shyly looking away, drawn back into the conversation of the moment at my table.

Afraid to took back, but drawn to do so....

You are one of the most handsome specimens of the human race.

Perhaps one day our paths shall cross again.
Like a freak show on Halloween....
Posted:Nov 10, 2016 8:21 am
Last Updated:Nov 10, 2016 7:59 pm

The scariest thing to happen to me today?

Seeing my bathroom, for the first time in months, with decent lighting.

I wanted to die!

Like most people, I've been putting off replacing the burned out light bulbs above my bathroom sink.

When the first one burned out, I was like, eh..... Still have 3 more.

When the second one burned out I was like, eh.... I really should replace those.

When the third one burned out this morning I was like, crap. Now I have to replace those damn things.

Now, replacing the bulbs in my bathroom is a real pain in the ass.

First I have to take down the cover that conceals the naked bulbs from view.

This is a project, in itself.

Have you ever looked at the dust that accumulates behind that shit? I had to pull out the vacuum just to clean up the dust.

Once I have the bulbs replaced, I have to figure out how to get the cover back on without smashing the fucker to bits. It's an intricate process...

The scariest part of my day, however, was to come a few hours later.

Not really turning the light back on after fixing the bulbs, I continued on with my day of getting my ready for school and lazing around on the couch, watching missed episodes of my shows from earlier this week.

Then it happened.

I went into the bathroom to put the hair brush away and flipped on the light.

A beacon of light shown down from the fixture, revealing every disgusting nook and cranny in my bathroom.

Instinctively I shielded my eyes from the horror....

Then I wished for the days when I still had two burned out bulbs and my bathroom still looked clean and inviting.....

Ugh... Now I have to clean my bathroom on my day off...
Just a glimpse...
Posted:Nov 9, 2016 6:15 pm
Last Updated:Nov 10, 2016 8:14 pm

Is all it took.

All the old feelings....

Love, anger, hurt.

We all find ourselves in situations where we may feel like we're doing the right thing, but we are in fact, making the wrong choice.

After I left my husband in 2010 I found myself in a relationship with a man who I was head over heels in love with. He was kind, and intelligent, and very hard working.

He was also married.

Although he claimed to be unhappy and had assured me many times he was leaving her, that day never came.

Cliche, I know.

Every woman wants to think she is the exception to the rule. The situation had caused me a lot of heartache, and depression, until the day came I couldn't keep my life on hold any longer and decided to make the break.

Those of you who remember my old blog know I blogged frequently about him and my need to let go of all those old feelings.

Days go by, now, without even the slightest thought of him. Most traces of him have long since been removed from my life.....

And then I see him.

I made a quick trip to the gas station to get a fountain pop tonight, and there he was. He had pulled up to a gas pump while I was in the store and had turned to look in the direction of the store as I was walking out with my .

My anxiety got the best of me and I immediately went into a full on panic attack, it felt like my heart was going to beat right out of my chest. Glancing down, I made a comment to my about making sure the lid was on tight to her drink.

It bothers me that I feel those hurt feelings all over again.
Did you rock the vote today?
Posted:Nov 8, 2016 7:24 pm
Last Updated:Nov 9, 2016 6:32 pm

Anyone else remember that slogan?

Rock the Vote

Like most of the teenagers of my generation, I was addicted to MTV. The year I turned 18 it also happened to be an election year, I must have heard and seen that slogan on MTV a hundred million times!

I'll tell you what, though, it worked. I was excited to get out there and exercise my voting right!

I was ROCKING it!

I'm proud to say, I did get out there and rocked my vote today.

Speaking of the vote...

Anyone else out there watching the ABC news coverage of this? What's up with all the commercials?! Holy crap... It's like cycles of 30 seconds speculation, 6 commercials. And, where did they come up with some of these people?
Oh.... Hell. What a pisser of a Monday.
Posted:Nov 7, 2016 7:45 pm
Last Updated:Nov 9, 2016 6:57 pm

One of my closers didn't show up for work today, which meant the rest of us had twice as much shit to do to close tonight.

A small part of me would like to drive bamboo shoots under her fingernails.

After the 4 mile hike to the bottom of Deadmans Hill and back to the top yesterday, the last thing I wanted to do was rush around hoisting cases of product around the sales floor tonight.

My body is screaming at me.

If I wasn't so lazy and tired, I'd probably run a hot bath and sit in it for the next hour...

I'll have to settle for collapsed on the couch with mismatched pajamas on.

I'm sure I'm looking all kinds of sexy....
Say it isn't so....
Posted:Nov 7, 2016 5:40 am
Last Updated:Jan 29, 2020 4:38 pm

I had the weekend off, the weather was fantastic.

We won't have very many of these weekends left before the snow flies!

It was too beautiful of a day to sit inside all day yesterday, so I took the on the short hike at Deadman's Hill.

It was fantastic.

I think the hike will become a new yearly adventure for us.
It was a good hair day, today!
Posted:Nov 4, 2016 7:04 pm
Last Updated:Nov 7, 2016 5:27 am

I ended up having a pretty damn good day today. They happen pretty infrequently to me so I cherish them when I have them.

Here's to many more good days ahead!
Miracle Worker Needed
Posted:Nov 3, 2016 8:24 pm
Last Updated:Nov 4, 2016 6:32 pm
Must have skilled hands and experience with the female body.

Seriously, every part of my fucking body is hurting tonight. I feel like I've been run over by a Mack Truck.

I would kill to have a set of strong hands rub my sore muscles.

Alas, I'll have to settle for my own hands massaging eucalyptus spearmint lotion onto my skin and calling it a night.

My bed is certainly calling my name tonight.
Thankful - November Symposium #24
Posted:Nov 2, 2016 5:23 pm
Last Updated:Nov 10, 2016 10:41 am

I had just taken a shower and was headed to the hamper in my bedroom with my dirty clothes.

Odd, I thought to myself, my was just in here munching on Halloween candy and watching one of her ridiculous tween shows.

The tv is off and it's fricking dark in here!

Thinking she had fallen asleep, I glanced over my bed looking for some sort of evidence of her presence.


My arm was outstretched, clothing dangling above the hamper, when movement in the corner of my eye caught my attention.

Crouched on the floor, on the other side of my bed, was my .

"Holy crap, you scared the SHIT out of me. What are you doing?!" I exclaimed as I turned on my bedroom light.

"Nothing," she smiled, making her way over to the Halloween bucket she had stealthily placed on the end of my bed.

It was trap. She was trying to catch me eating her candy!!

Needless to say, I got a good laugh out of that.

My was a surprise baby, her dad was 50 when I had her. We had decided, after I had #2, that we weren't going to have anymore so we were completely unprepared for what was about to come.

The joy I felt when I knew I was going to have a , it overshadowed the misery of knowing I was starting over from scratch, once again. I had resigned myself to the fact there would be no Barbie's or hair braiding in my future. I was a lone girl in a house full of boys.

I can not express how thankful I am that this little bundle of surprise joy came into my life.

I am lonely no more.

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Lucky 100
Posted:Oct 31, 2016 5:19 pm
Last Updated:Nov 2, 2016 6:25 pm

It's my 100th post already.

Holy crap!

I wish I had something earth shattering and spiritually enlightening to say....

Lack of sleep has left me in a stupor, though.

My was complaining of a sore throat and headache when I brought her home from her dad's house yesterday.

It was strep.

Since she was running a fever of 102 degrees when I took her to the doctor today we decided not to trek out and do any trick-or-treating.

I feel kind of bummed out about it, to be honest.

This was a perfect trick-or-treat year. Sunny, not snowing, not raining, not a complete misery to be on foot traveling from house to house, it had so much potential!

I ended up buying her a giant bag of candy instead.

She was pretty happy. Not only did she NOT have to work for the candy, I think she may have MORE candy than if we'd actually trick-or-treated for it.

Now let's just keep our fingers crossed that I don't get strep.

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