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Wanton Acts of Carnality
 
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Question of the day
Posted:Feb 23, 2012 5:48 pm
Last Updated:Mar 5, 2012 8:20 am
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You better not be expecting anything serious!!! LOL Once again, I've been battling a lousy cold (this happens a couple times of year, it's always the same). My question is this --- where does snot come from? Not phlegm, not sputum (eyeeewwwww(, but good old fashioned snot! Do the snot fairies come out at night and stuff it up your nose while you sleep or what ??
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Boobs again!
Posted:Jan 31, 2012 6:34 pm
Last Updated:Dec 20, 2012 2:27 pm
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Apparently April 25th is National Cleavage Day-- at least in New Zealand! I think we should lobby for this to be an official holiday here in the states too!! Whataya think? Think we can get the GA to pass it??
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What Ive learned from watching tv tonight ...
Posted:Jan 24, 2012 7:53 pm
Last Updated:Jan 6, 2018 7:52 pm
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Let's see:
--Jamie Oliver is a bit of an idiot and a bit more of a drunk
--I miss the taste of gator
--Does anybody besides me think those cinnamon toast crunch commercials are more than just a bit creepy and directed at women for some bizarre reason?? I still dont get the toast creatures with the long tongues
--I miss New Orleans, it's time to get back there
--most tv is crap lol
--after watching Real Housewives far more often than I should have, I've coined a new phrase for those fucking ugly shoes they all wear. You know -- the ones that look like shoes, with the platform underneath to make em look taller (or to help balance out all the silicone they have up top)> lets call them orthopedic stripper shoes!
--Burn Notice isnt on nearly often enough
--there needs to be a channel out there that runs nothing but Homicide: Life on the Street, and OZ, 24/7/365
--and I've learned also, that I need a life ! LOL
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Dirty Movies
Posted:Jan 8, 2012 6:54 pm
Last Updated:Jan 6, 2018 7:52 pm
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Who knows anything about the rumored XXX theater down near Waverly? Or is it Wakefield? Or am I completely off mark? Help me out here!! And if you've ever been, details please !! There's several of us wanting to check it out. Me, I really want to know if there's glory holes there or not
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My new love ! at least for this weekend ...
Posted:Dec 31, 2011 6:31 pm
Last Updated:Jan 3, 2012 3:52 am
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AMC has some of THE most fucked up shows !! How come nobody has told me about The Walking Dead?? I had to discover it on my own dammit. Waaaaaay too cool of a show ! And you dont even have to ask-- yes I've seen Zombieland and yes I own a copy of it.

Hey, Im not going out anywhere for NYE, so I gotta find SOMETHING to do!
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I wonder how Rudolph tastes ?
Posted:Dec 18, 2011 11:17 am
Last Updated:Feb 6, 2012 12:05 pm
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No, I dont mean LIKE THAT! Got your attention though, didnt it ??
Does anybody know where I can buy exotic meats locally? Or within 100 miles of Richmond? I'm talking stuff like rattlesnake, emu, maybe reindeer or bison. Or would Fresh Market or Whole Foods be able to order it for me? I already have a source for gator, so I dont need that. And yes, I've looked online, cant find anything close by, and I will resort to mailorder if need be. But Id rather support a local merchant.
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Feeling cynical .....
Posted:Nov 26, 2011 12:04 pm
Last Updated:Jan 2, 2013 5:40 pm
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I think I swore last year that I was going to pass on Christmas this year. Dont know if thats totally possible, so I need some cheering up. What's the one thing you really really really want for Christmas? Or Hanukkah? Or whatever holiday you choose to celebrate? Hey, I'm non denominational around here
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Beliefs
Posted:Oct 5, 2011 1:43 pm
Last Updated:Dec 29, 2018 9:31 am
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Somthing I've been thinking about lately---at what point does your religion get in the way of your sexuality and personal life? I know most organized religions frown on adultery and premarital sex, so how does what you do, align with what you believe in? Does your brain ever start yelling at you "what the hell are you doing??" or do you just ignore it and go on?
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Opinions and definitions wanted
Posted:Sep 18, 2011 8:19 pm
Last Updated:Aug 3, 2013 4:38 pm
6253 Views

I just made a quick buzz thru the online photos from the Emmys tonight, just to see how badly everybody was dressed. And all I can say for sure is ... damn, they're all a buncha fucking sticks! I think out of like 50 women, only 3 had any definition to show they were something other than a manaquin.

so now my question for the evening is .... what's your definition of the difference between boobs and tits? And what's your opinion--which is better?
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What, are you KIDDING ME????
Posted:Sep 1, 2011 5:48 am
Last Updated:Mar 28, 2014 4:12 pm
5651 Views

It's rare I get an auto-reply, and when I do, it's usually the one that says something like im busy right now but Ill get right back to you. But I just got one this morning that says "im looking for somebody more experienced" !!! Made me laugh like hell, and wish Heated Affairs had that little face that rolls on the floor and laughs .....
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Compliments
Posted:Jul 27, 2011 3:53 pm
Last Updated:Dec 10, 2021 2:25 pm
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OK, so I'm pretty sure that everybody has, at one point or another, given their partner a compliment while in bed together. How many of you guys have ever told your partner that she had a really nice looking pussy though?? That was a first (and a very pleasant one) for me !
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the things that cross my mind sometimes
Posted:Jun 25, 2011 7:29 pm
Last Updated:Jan 24, 2012 5:17 pm
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So i'm sitting in the stands at VA Motorsports Park today, baking what's left of my brain, and a thought crossed my mind. Of course, the reason for this thought was walking down the steps not 5 feet from me at the time but ...... Anyways, my thought was about the lying cheating scumbag (reference back several posts if you're late coming in on this!). If I'm lucky and things work out the way I'm hoping they do, today could very well be the last time I ever see him! Let's just say physical geographic distance can be a wonderful thing!!!! And even better, I know now that I wont miss him at all. Not that I've missed him for the last year (and yeah i know, to some people it sounds like Ive been obsessing--but I havent been. They just dont know the whole story.) So I think I'll say good riddance to him now. Cyaaa motherfucker ...... lol
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Harley's version of tag n release!
Posted:Jun 23, 2011 7:41 pm
Last Updated:Jul 20, 2011 11:13 am
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Guess how I'm spending the next couple days? I've got so many bands on me, I feel like a wild animal.... Cmon out and join the fun!
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