V-day plans, weighing dicks, and much more musings. Plenty to think about  

partygald 39F
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2/10/2020 4:06 am

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3/21/2020 6:54 pm

V-day plans, weighing dicks, and much more musings. Plenty to think about


Adult cream pie
I was out with a friend earlier and we passed a bakery that had a sign that says they have a adult cream pies. Of COURSE I had to stop to check it out. LOL. (I'm such a sucker for tacky, cheeky marketing) Turns out it was just cream pies with alcohol in them. To be fair, they were pretty good. I got one to try. They taste nothing like the cream pies I had in mind but.... They were pretty good. What was even more puzzling, my friend didn't even get it. Either she wasn't familiar with the term, or it just slid over her head.
Anyways.

Betting for the other team. Or is that the same team....?
So this friend of mine just had a divorce after 20 odd years of marriage. Most of that 20 odd years were good. Turns out her now ex-husband had cheated on her for a second time and didn't want to end his affair. Fuck. Yet another one. THere're tons of that going around already. I guess this one surprised me cos....well, I just never thought it'd happen. But anyway. The divorce was finally settled and they're both moving on. Turns out now, she's done with men and is only dating women. That also caught me completely by surprise. She's never shown to be open to it in my years of knowing her but, on the other hand, I guess I can understand. She's in her late 40s and has never even kissed another girl before. There's more to it than that, but I'm embarrassingly interested to know how things turn out with her I'll keep you guys in the loop if/when I find things out (Busybody?! Me?!? Nooo.....)

Feel sexier in a full body swimsuit than in naked yoga
Over the weekend I went to try out rowing. It was kinda like dragon boating, but on steroids It was basically on a larger boat, and we had to constantly row out into sea against large waves. It was a good workout, tough as hell. It was scorching so I wore a full body swimsuit. Well, almost full body. It had long sleeves, but it only covered up to my knees. So that was Saturday morning. Sunday morning, I went to naked yoga. I've been trying to be consistent with that now that my travel is halted. Both occasions, the husband was with me. I thoroughly enjoyed both but the husband was telling me how distracted he was in naked yoga. (He's been saying that for a long time now ). We talked about it at length and I realised that I felt sexier in my full body swimsuit than in naked yoga. I liked how it hugged my body and how it felt on my skin. Naked yoga was.... a lot of work. Both were a lot of work. Maybe it was the adrenaline in the rowing that got me going. I dunno. Worth exploring further.

Valentine's Day plans (sexual bucket list)
Speaking of the husband, Valentine's Day just so happens, falls on a Friday this time round. We've always made it a point to not give in to the marketing side of it but this time round, we've been talking about some plans. Well, more ideas than plans, at this point. We've been talking about our own sexual bucket list. I don't really have one per say, like not an official list, but we've both been trying to tick things off that we've been wanting to try, and we're going by turns, which to be honest, kinda adds a bit of pressure to it.

The last adventure we had was the swingers party we went to a few weekends back. It was groundbreaking in its own way. We even managed to play with different people by ourselves, in different rooms, at different times. We both only crawled back into bed with each other in the morning. What was groundbreaking was, we were both comfortable with that. We spoke about it at length, and had a really good time. So I guess that didn't count, cos we both kinda wanted it and decided together to go.

The one before that was his. He's always talked about getting a bj while getting his head massaged (LOL. Fuck. Typing that out was kinda funny ) Late last year we went to Krabi, him with his girlfriend and me with the boyfriend, and we made that happen for him, so, that was his turn done. Which makes this weekend my turn to pick. The thing is, I can't think of anything. And I've been mulling over it for a good few weeks now

To help me out, I figured I could list a few down. I'll even list some of his likes, maybe I'll spring him a surprise
My likes:
- Dominated completely. Like rough, hair pulling, slapping, maybe even a bit of choking, biting. Tied maybe? Could go together with a collar...
- Something outdoors. We ARE already going clubbing after dinner, so....might fit this one in easily. Just gotta pick out what to wear
- Dominating. I'll definitely tie him down for this.
- Gangbang. This one is higher on the list . But it'll be tricky cos we don't have any partners/playmates around.
- Cumbath/bukkake. This one has the same problem as previous item. I mean, gotta cut him some slack. There's only so much cum coming outta him. LOL
- Role-play. Slutty wife...? This one's a bit or a stretch. I go out and flirt with a few people, get him riled up. Etc. Except I'm not feeling this one at the moment

His likes:
- Something outdoors. He seems to like this in particular
- Something olfactory. He's a big smell-type person. Has made numerous requests for me to not...wash. This one needs getting into character for
- Roleplay. He likes the school girl thing. Again, not feeling this one

The plan is, we're going for dinner with two other couples (not that kinda of couples. Non swinging kind) and then clubbing. So something like camping is out. Ah well. We'll see. I don't want to pick one thing just for the sake of it. It won't be as enjoyable. We might just end up tiring ourselves so much we come home and sleep. LOL

Thinking about that, bring me to question - How much does a dick weight anyway?
I was recounting my time with my fwb a short time back. And he actually gave me a bruise on the side of my eye from a dick slap. Funny as hell, but no kidding. Of course, I googled it and it was some way of calculating which concluded that it could be up to 60grams upwards. And this fwb has a fairly substantial BBC (I sooo hate the term but it is what it is ). So my conclusion was, it HAS to be more than 60grams. It was painful. Umm...well, after the fact I sooo like it during the play. Brings me to the conclusion that you cannot make the right decisions when you're horny. Especially when you're horny as fuck.

This is more a rant so....it was a long one.
Just bouncing ideas. Thinking aloud. If you have some ideas, or wanna share your V-day plans. Please do

partygald 39F
1963 posts
2/10/2020 4:07 am

Oh! Pardon the subheading. Helped me think while listing things down
Thanks for reading!!! Now go get laid!
>>!


FoggyDew5443 69M
25 posts
2/10/2020 4:32 am

To be honest, you're just thinking the same way as we do (most of us anyway)! Keep it up!! Luv your posts


ClitLickB4DickU 63M  
1392 posts
2/10/2020 4:38 am

Hmm...Well, as it happens I will be staying in Singapore on V-Day so, if your plans don't work out, then give me a buzz Or if you need me for joining a GB or to add my load to a Cum-Bath

I'm actually in town attending a work related social evening on V-Day - go figure !!!!

I had arranged to meet with some Couples who've been interested in me joining them in Hotwife/Cuckold, but they have ALL quoted Corona-Virus as a reason for cancelling our meeting plans !!! Virus-Day !!!

Hope your V-Day lives up to your expectations.


TicklePlease 54F  
13851 posts
2/10/2020 5:05 am

"Has made numerous requests for me to not...wash." I had an exboyfriend who did the same thing and in hindsight it was funny how much mental work it took for me to be into fulfilling that for him! As kink-friendly as I am, I was like..... um.... uh..... I dunno...... ew?

Here's to a happy valentines day for ya, no matter what (or who) you do!


Looknfind18 69M  
4379 posts
2/10/2020 5:20 am

Enjoyed the reading, Happy Valentines Day


TXViking269 44M

2/10/2020 5:50 am

naked yoga....i could really get into that....yum!!


MyBaffies 52M
4983 posts
2/10/2020 6:02 am

"Adult cream pie" - I always snigger when passing those beauty parlour places which advertise "facials". Maybe I've just been watching too many adult movies.

Enjoy your Valentine's Day whatever you both get up to, even if it is just a quiet night in. But I suspect that's not what you do!

Baffies

Link to my blog: MyBaffies


Mysterious_33 46M
4 posts
2/10/2020 7:07 am

I think the sexual bucket list is a great idea for secure couples. Funny your friend didn't get the adult creampie inference.


unknown170 43M
50 posts
2/10/2020 7:40 am

Your wish lists reminds me of how excellent pornstar you could be lol
Which brings me an idea of a cuckolding scene
Where your man will get locked out at the balcony with another girl, where he will watch you get violated by a group of man, which includes dominating you some spanking and slapping along with a DP action and a very happy bukkake ending.
Pretty sure you would like that, not sure your husband will tho lol


Golozo65mty 56M

2/10/2020 9:14 am

Excelente post


LikestoolickU 42M
58 posts
2/10/2020 10:39 am

Well, I think either way you two have a great sex life. I think you two will enjoy what ever you come up with! Have fun!😁


11234aspinner 75M

2/10/2020 11:22 am

Hi. Enjoyed the story. Love both types of adult cream pies. Guess one is a little more fattening than the other. Happy Valentines' Day.


niceGuyWildSex 43M  
100 posts
2/10/2020 1:08 pm

He is into olfactory pleasures and you seem like you are into cum. Why not combine the two? Perhaps he will enjoy the intoxicating aroma and taste of a creampie? as someone who is also hugely into the smell thing (make the same request of my partners as your husband), i can vouch for how a post-sex or better still creampied pussy can elevate the whole thing.


partygald 39F
1963 posts
2/12/2020 12:16 am

    Quoting FoggyDew5443:
    To be honest, you're just thinking the same way as we do (most of us anyway)! Keep it up!! Luv your posts
Ha! Thank you


partygald 39F
1963 posts
2/12/2020 12:17 am

    Quoting ClitLickB4DickU:
    Hmm...Well, as it happens I will be staying in Singapore on V-Day so, if your plans don't work out, then give me a buzz Or if you need me for joining a GB or to add my load to a Cum-Bath

    I'm actually in town attending a work related social evening on V-Day - go figure !!!!

    I had arranged to meet with some Couples who've been interested in me joining them in Hotwife/Cuckold, but they have ALL quoted Corona-Virus as a reason for cancelling our meeting plans !!! Virus-Day !!!

    Hope your V-Day lives up to your expectations.
Virus-day indeed. That's getting serious. And its for that reason the husband and I are in Bali. All our travels have been frozen til the month end, at the very least. Hope you have a good one
And thanks for stopping by


partygald 39F
1963 posts
2/12/2020 12:19 am

    Quoting TicklePlease:
    "Has made numerous requests for me to not...wash." I had an exboyfriend who did the same thing and in hindsight it was funny how much mental work it took for me to be into fulfilling that for him! As kink-friendly as I am, I was like..... um.... uh..... I dunno...... ew?

    Here's to a happy valentines day for ya, no matter what (or who) you do!
Right??!! Of all the things I've been asked, that's gotta be one of the ones where I actually have to mentally prep for. I won't apologise for good hygiene though.
Thank you! Hope you have a good V-weekend too.


partygald 39F
1963 posts
2/12/2020 12:22 am

    Quoting Looknfind18:
    Enjoyed the reading, Happy Valentines Day
Thank you! Happy Valentine's Day toy too!


partygald 39F
1963 posts
2/12/2020 12:51 am

    Quoting MyBaffies:
    "Adult cream pie" - I always snigger when passing those beauty parlour places which advertise "facials". Maybe I've just been watching too many adult movies.

    Enjoy your Valentine's Day whatever you both get up to, even if it is just a quiet night in. But I suspect that's not what you do!
LOL
Yeah! Facials Maaaaybe...there's a slight, just a slight possibility that uh...we might be watching too much porn


partygald 39F
1963 posts
2/12/2020 12:57 am

    Quoting Mysterious_33:
    I think the sexual bucket list is a great idea for secure couples. Funny your friend didn't get the adult creampie inference.
Heh. Yeah. But I've been constantly surprised at how many people let things go over their head recently. Ah well... thanks for stopping by


partygald 39F
1963 posts
2/12/2020 1:03 am

    Quoting unknown170:
    Your wish lists reminds me of how excellent pornstar you could be lol
    Which brings me an idea of a cuckolding scene
    Where your man will get locked out at the balcony with another girl, where he will watch you get violated by a group of man, which includes dominating you some spanking and slapping along with a DP action and a very happy bukkake ending.
    Pretty sure you would like that, not sure your husband will tho lol
LOL
Uh...not the first time someone suggest that I do porn The last time someone suggested, he was fairly serious too. Anyway. Um...ok. Suggestion taken. I'm pretty sure that won't happen this weekend but we'll keep that in mind. Lemme clear it with the man first
LOL


partygald 39F
1963 posts
2/12/2020 1:07 am

Thank you


partygald 39F
1963 posts
2/12/2020 1:08 am

    Quoting LikestoolickU:
    Well, I think either way you two have a great sex life. I think you two will enjoy what ever you come up with! Have fun!😁
Thank you! You have a fantastic weekend too


partygald 39F
1963 posts
2/12/2020 1:10 am

    Quoting 11234aspinner:
    Hi. Enjoyed the story. Love both types of adult cream pies. Guess one is a little more fattening than the other. Happy Valentines' Day.
LOL
Yea, one IS a lil more fattening than the other
Happy Valentine's Day to you too!


partygald 39F
1963 posts
2/12/2020 1:13 am

    Quoting niceGuyWildSex:
    He is into olfactory pleasures and you seem like you are into cum. Why not combine the two? Perhaps he will enjoy the intoxicating aroma and taste of a creampie? as someone who is also hugely into the smell thing (make the same request of my partners as your husband), i can vouch for how a post-sex or better still creampied pussy can elevate the whole thing.
It's probably gonna be a combination of one thing or another, but we'll see about the whole cream pie thing. He's never shown any affinity to that before so...

Thanks for stopping by


discreteSteve62 49M  
2169 posts
3/21/2020 3:58 am

On the not washed thing, my wife loves licking my neck when I'm sweaty with fresh exercise sweat. But it only works with exercise sweat; relaxing when the room is too warm doesn't really do it for her, and haven't washed sweat is just plain nasty.

I did some nerdy calculations, and I figure that an erect penis is probably somewhere around 150 to 200 grams.


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