Fucking up! Again!! :P  

partygald 39F
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4/8/2013 7:23 am

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4/14/2013 6:37 pm

Fucking up! Again!! :P


Last week, I promised a friend of mine that I'd attend a self-defence class with her earlier today. I, clearly, had forgotten. I wanted to back out but she gave me grief for it and I figured with the bf away, and I had promised myself some 'me-time', I'd go. I told her to bring some clothes for me for the class since she was going to be going from her home. Recipe for disaster. Met her at the nearest train station and we walked to this place. I only realized in the changing room that she brought me a white tank top didn't fit very well and a pair of small grey shorts. I ended up having to wear the bra that I had on, which was a fucking embarrassingly red and black tiger stripped, under a white top, and friggin grey shorts that really, wasn't too flattering with sweat marks. :S

Plus by the time the class ended, my bra had given me a pretty bad abrasion. BUT, alas, that was not the worst of it. We joined the class and there were only one other girl in class, so naturally, they grouped us together and we had a corner to ourselves (which was nice...I suppose). The instructor was a ripped less-than-10% bodyfat lady with killer arms and not too huge but outstandingly round, and obviously silicon tits. (We, being oh-so-not bitchy, were talking about it in the changing room ) To top that off, she was in a bra top and exercise shorts. Ms less-than-10% bodyfat DID have abs of..uh..the washboard variety...anyhow.

So, naturally, this made us all feel oh-not-so-nice..(catty much?) First half of class, she was showing us some pretty impressive moves, and all the while, I was trying not to get poked in the eye by her nipples pressing through her bra top. (No...I wasn't staring....much...) Then, she showed us some attacks from when were are on the ground. After demo'ing, she got us to try and she picked me to lay on the ground, with my 'attacker' between my legs. So I was on my back, my legs were open and my friend was in between. She then asked me to wrap my legs around my friend's waist. Which was fine, up until she made a remark. "Relax...like this. See! You're a natural".

Now, under any other circumstances, that would have been a harmless, some would even say, encouraging remark. Of course, psycho me started processing it in ALL different ways. In my head, I'm like "what the fuck does that mean?! The fuck you trying to say? Oh...ohohoh...miss washboard-abs-with-less-than-10-fucking-percent-bodyfat-I'm-so-fucking-perfect just called me a ho?!" Of course, all this occurred in the span of a split second.

To which I replied, "oh..and YOU are soo obviously NOT!" Urrghh! At that moment, I then realized that there was literally a million ways that she could have frigging kicked my sorry ass I swore she probably could've stopped my heart by stabbing me in the throat with her fingers or something....

Anyways, my friend, naturally, was too busy gasping loudly to offer any help. She got taken aback slightly, and her head cocked back slightly, to which point I started apologizing profusely. To her credit (and obviously, my safety) she just brushed it off and asked if I was ok. (Of course I wasn't ok!! I was good to die under a rock!! In the dark!!)
I replied, not really, I offered lame excuses of being tired, and obviously having a fashion disaster.

I slunked into a quiet corner the rest of class (tried to but there were only 3 of us!! ) and basically shut the fucked up til class was over. The minute we stepped into the changing room, my friend bust out laughing so hard she teared. Great. So now my friend's gonna tell people about my mess up, lil ms less-than-10% bodyfat (and the other girl too, I bet) thinks i'm some kind of psycho, AND I top it all off by going home in my white office shirt braless cos my bra was soaked through, AND the abrasion is really bad. What the heck am I gonna do tomorrow? :S

wowfucked 30F

4/9/2013 4:31 am

I encountered a similar situation once , and I perfectly understand.

Its provocatively embarrassing when every person in the bus or MRT is trying to get a glimpse even when you are trying to cover it with a purse.


unknown170 43M
50 posts
4/10/2013 9:00 am

Any plans this weekend? hehe


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