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Today's Convo's at Work ....  

7Diogenes 102M
744 posts
5/4/2021 5:20 pm
Today's Convo's at Work ....

First thing this morning at the bi-weekly Covid testing:

Me: "Is that in far enough for you?" (referring the self-administered nasal swab)
Attractive female nurse: "It doesn't have go in very far to make me happy. Just wiggle it around a little more ..."

First thing after lunch:
Female colleague: "Have you seen my new plant?"
Me: "I never got a chance see your old bush." (backstory warning)
Her: "Stop by for a peek when you've got a minute. Or two."

This post was triggered by the question, "How often do men think about sex?" on another blog post.

You ladies don't make it easy.

When one door closes, another one opens. Or you can open the closed door. That's how doors work.
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7Diogenes 102M
1250 posts
5/4/2021 5:22 pm

Can't wait to go to work tomorrow .... Even early maybe.

When one door closes, another one opens. Or you can open the closed door. That's how doors work.
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superbjversion2 66F
22564 posts
5/4/2021 8:29 pm

The male mind teeters on the edge of the gutter always. (IM

Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation bangs on the door forever!

7Diogenes replies on 5/5/2021 4:52 pm:
My mind never teeters on the edge, I usually jump right in.

upsidedownsky 41M  
504 posts
5/4/2021 11:46 pm

Superbj... The eternal optimist.

A study performed by The Ohio State finds men think of sex on average 19 times per day. While laboratory settings, I believe, can be influential in and of themselves, this seems probably around the number?

And then... The term SEX is such a spectrum of many different things, to me.

I know one would be wise to incorporate the spectrum into anything in which they seek to have influence.

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BiggLala 49F  
29765 posts
5/5/2021 3:51 pm

You ladies don't make it easy.
-I'm gonna call BS on both of these examples. Does the cry "He started it, mean anything to you?!?!?!

I will say, your colleague must have a small bush if it's take less than two minutes to have a peek.
(...unless "peek" doesn't mean what I think it means...in that case, she doesn't think highly of you )

Uhhhh...I mean...hey! Miss you!!!!

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7Diogenes replies on 5/5/2021 4:56 pm:
Me? An instigator? Say it isn't so.

Colleague and I have a little bit 'o history. If I had said that to anyone else, I'd probably had a call from HR.

Wait ... you are/were HR. I guess I got that call anyway.

It's always good seeing you visit.

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