Female Body Shapes
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Posted:Sep 27, 2009 7:44 pm
Last Updated:Oct 8, 2009 5:26 pm
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I was walking home from the park and I wondered about what body shape I was. So I found this online, and according to wikipedia here is my answer.
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Independent of fat percentage, weight or width, female body shapes are categorized into one of four elementary geometric shapes, though there are very wide ranges of actual sizes within each shape:
Apple (triangle downward)
Apple shaped women have broader shoulders and bust, and narrower hips. Apple shaped women have (much) higher androgen levels compared to women with other body types. Because of this high androgen level, the skeleton develops in a masculine pattern. Fat is mainly distributed in the chest, face and abdomen.
Banana or straight (rectangular)
The waist measurement is less than 9 inches smaller than the hips or bust measurement. The body has a relatively high androgen level compared to the estrogen level[citation needed], and this causes the skeleton to develop in a more masculine pattern and body fat to be distributed predominantly in the abdomen, buttocks, chest and face.
Pear or spoon or bell (triangle upward)
The hip measurement is greater than the bust measurement. The distribution of fat varies, with fat tending to deposit first in the buttocks, hips and thighs. As body fat percentage increases, an increasing proportion of body fat is distributed around the waist and upper abdomen.
Hourglass shape (triangles opposing, facing in)
The hip and bust are almost of equal size with a narrow waist. Body fat distribution tends to be around both the upper body and lower body. This body type enlarges the arms, chest, hips and rear before other parts, including waist and upper abdomen. Because of the preference shown to physical symmetry, many celebrities falsely claim hourglass measurements but actually rate closer to a straight figure or apple.
A study of over 6,000 women carried out by researchers at the North Carolina State University around 2005 found that 46% were banana (rectangular), just over 20% pear, just under 14% apple, and 8% hourglass. Another study has found "that the average woman's waistline had expanded by six inches since the 1950s" and that today women are taller and have bigger busts and hips than those of the 1950s.
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After much debate I honestly think that I may be an hourglass shape, but I'm not entirely sure. Ya'll tell me if you agree. Also which do you think you have?
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Let the training begin
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Posted:Sep 25, 2009 7:06 pm
Last Updated:Oct 11, 2009 1:12 pm
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So I started going to the gym again here locally and oh man, I've got my work cut out for me. If I want to be at my target weight by next year my exercise regime is going to be a little hectic. But as long as I stay on target and don't stray I'll be good.
I see my trainer Wednesday's and Friday's and I work out at home on my own Monday/Tuesday/Thursday's. He has me on this meal plan that I can have six small meals a day with a variety of healthy foods to choose from. I also have to drink TONS and I mean TONS of water a day to help also.
Going to the gym and seeing all those thin people is a little intimidating but I figure that soon enough I'll be one of those skinny people. Someone told me why not go to Curves instead of Gold's, my reply was simply Gold's has the best equipment available and my trainer is HOT 
Let's see who breaks first me or my trainer!
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Return policy.....
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Posted:Sep 24, 2009 4:28 pm
Last Updated:Sep 24, 2009 8:29 pm
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Today I was seriously wishing that the hospital would let me return my . I mean is it to much to ask for a newer model of ; one who listens and behaves???
-le sigh-
Almost makes me want to take up smoking, almost being the operative word. I guess a glass of wine will have to do.
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Come hither said the spider to the fly.....
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Posted:Sep 22, 2009 10:16 pm
Last Updated:Sep 26, 2009 3:18 pm
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Why is it that you never know your being fucked with until the last minute??? You realize it and then your like "WTF am I doing!" and kick yourself for being stupid.
Never let someone use your weakness' against you, they may seem to mean well but its a bunch of bull shit. They just want to drag you back into their web and suck the life out of you again.
You must be strong in the decisions you've made and don't give into them no matter what. Be like the amazons of old and show everyone your not a weakling, persevere through this like everything else you've had happen in your life.
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Lyrics of the day
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Posted:Sep 22, 2009 10:06 pm
Last Updated:Sep 22, 2009 11:07 pm
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(left to right ) Jake, Chris, Neal, Tommy, Taylor
"Fancy Things" -- Royal Bliss
You grow old living in your own fairy tale.
You'll never know if you were a bitch or a queen.
And I can't save you now, save you from yourself.
How do you feel when you're all by yourself?
All those fancy things, do they keep you warm at night?
Do they hold you when you cry in the dark?
Would you be lost without your diamond cage?
And are you scared they wouldn't know your name?
Oh, but I know one thing that you will never tell.
A beautiful lie you'll give to no one else.
Now all those fancy things, do they keep you warm at night?
Do they hold you when you cry in the dark?
In the dark.
And all those lies you tell, do they make you feel alive?
Do they make you wanna die?
I wanna know. I wanna know.
These things. Is it what you wanted?
You'll never say "Take that away".
Oh all your dreams, is this what you wanted?
I can't believe you'll never say.
You'll never say.
You'll never say.
You'll never say.
All those fancy things, do they keep you warm at night?
Do they hold you when you cry in the dark?
All those lies you tell, do they make you feel alive?
Do they make you wanna die? I wanna know.
I wanna know.
Yeah all those fancy things, do they keep you warm at night?
Do they hold you when you cry in the dark? In the dark.
All those fancy things
Is it what you wanted?
I wanna know. I wanna know.
All those lies you tell
Is it what you wanted?
I wanna know
(Fade out)
All those fancy things, do they keep you warm at night?
Do they hold you when you cry in the dark?
All those lies you tell, do they make you feel alive?
Do they make you wanna die? I wanna know.
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Party like a rock star!
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Posted:Sep 21, 2009 12:50 am
Last Updated:Jan 22, 2016 11:09 pm
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Wow, partying with rock stars can be exhausting! 
Last night I went to the Royal Bliss concert and oh man did I have tons of fun. Opening for them was a local band that I thought was so-so. After them came Jeremy Buck and the bang, another band I'm still acquiring a taste for.
I took my to the concert because they love Royal Bliss as much as I do.
Anyway, it never goes without fail that Neil, Taylor, Chris, Tommy, and Jake put on an awesome show. Neil's voice is so powerful the man gives me chills every time I hear him sing.
After the concert I took the home and went to the after party at Benton Street. It was slow getting people coming in but after awhile it was packed. Neil, Taylor, and Jake did a wonderful acoustic set for everyone. When they played Fancy Things for me I was blown away.
I hung out with good friends and made some new ones as well with Jeremy Buck and some of his band members. Needless to say I wasn't shocked when Jeremy asked me and a few others to come back to the hotel with them for the after-after party. The guys from Bliss were going to be there also so I agreed and off we went.
It was awesome hanging out with these guys and went home with a smile on my face, plus a few new numbers in my cell phone.  I can't wait to see these guys when they come back to town.
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Blonde jokes
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Posted:Sep 16, 2009 1:05 pm
Last Updated:Apr 18, 2024 12:32 pm
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** I got these in my email today OMG they are hilarious **
-Wild Blonde-
A blonde decides to do something wild she hasn't done before, so she sets out to rent her first x-rated adult video. She goes to the video store and, after looking around for a while, selects a title that sounds very stimulating. When she arrives home, lights some candles, slips into something comfortable, and puts the tape into the VCR. To her disappointment, there's nothing but static on the screen, so she calls the video store to complain. "I just rented an adult movie from you and there's nothing on the tape but static." "Sorry about, that," replied the store clerk. "We've had problems with some of those tapes. Which title did you rent?" The blonde replied, "It's called 'Head Cleaner.'"
-Blonde Hunter-
A young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Louisiana. She wanted a pair of genuine alligator shoes, but was very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking.
After becoming very frustrated with the "no haggle" attitude of one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, "Maybe I'll just go out and catch my own alligator so I can get a pair of shoes at a reasonable price!"
The shopkeeper said, "By all means, be my guest. Maybe you'll luck out and catch yourself a big one!"
Determined, the blonde turned and headed for the swamps, set on catching herself an alligator.
Later in the day, the shopkeeper is driving home,when he spots the young woman standing waist deep in the water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he sees a huge 9-foot alligator swimming quickly toward her. She takes aim, kills the creature, and with a great deal of effort hauls it on to the swamp bank. Laying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper watches in amazement. Just then the blonde flips the alligator on it's back, and frustrated, shouts out, "Damn, this one isn't wearing any shoes either!"
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Ranting for the day
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Posted:Sep 14, 2009 7:17 pm
Last Updated:Jan 22, 2016 11:09 pm
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There have been a few things that have been bothering me all day long and I'm not sure if I'm the only one who feels this is wrong or not.
First, if your grow up and also want to join the lifestyle would you allow them to attend the same events as yourself? Because I'm sorry if mine did that I'd be like HELL FUCKING NO! You take that to another state please. I'm not about to have either one of my see me doing what I do in this lifestyle.
Everyone is entitled to their opinions in this matter, this just happens to be mine.
Second is the high amount of nepotism in this area and within the lifestyle. It makes me mad to see others get special treatment because of who they know or who their fucking. I've seen it time and again with friends and personally when they are the most qualified for a position and don't get it because someone's relative or lover got it instead. It irritates me to no end to see it within the lifestyle as well, everyone in their little cliques treating other wrongly because they think they are better than everyone else.
Lastly, let's not forget those 2-faced people who you think are your friends and they turn around and stab you in the back when you least expect it. That's why it's so hard to trust anyone nowadays because of so many bad people out there.
Okay I'm done ranting now, thanks for reading.
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Men on Heated Affairs
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Posted:Sep 14, 2009 7:14 am
Last Updated:May 16, 2016 5:01 pm
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Time and time again I read the forums for the groups I'm a member of and its always the same. Men WHINING about how they can't get lucky on here and are there any real women out there.
Gentleman, yes this may be a sex site, but guess what the majority of the women here are not sex starved nymphomaniacs. There is a rare percentage of them that may be and they'll fuck anything with a dick and a pulse. The rest of us on the other hand do have our standards and rules for potential playmates.
Personally these are my rules for potential playmates:
1. Chemistry - there MUST be some or no dice, and I'm sorry but I'll be pretty up front if there isn't any on my side and I expect the same from you. When I ask you for a picture don't send me one of your penis or your done. Cock shots do NOTHING for me.
2. Cleanliness - its a given guys. BO is not attractive whatsoever. And dammit if we have to shave/whatnot a little manscaping isn't going to kill you either.
3. Compromise - our schedules won't always mesh, so please be patient and understanding.
4. Communication - no one likes being stood up, if something comes up on my end I'll let you know. I also expect the same from you if something should come up let me know.
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A crazy night in Idaho Falls
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Posted:Sep 13, 2009 9:49 pm
Last Updated:Sep 21, 2009 12:34 am
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I went out last night to attend a meet & greet for the Idaho Falls Party Swingers. I had a great time, but I had WAY to much to drink. Jager is an evil evil beverage! If I wasn't already roaring drunk my clothes would have come off, jager just has that effect on me. Plus the horrendous hang over I had the next day only proves that I am not meant to have jager ever again 
It was quite amusing that one of the bartenders and his brother wanted to take me home with them. Hey now, just as you men have a fantasy of being with sisters some of us have fantasies about being with brothers Alas one of my friends drug me away before I wandered off with them.
Drakkar Noir vs Eternity? I'm sorry but Eternity wins hands down every single time with me. If a man walks in wearing Eternity I MUST find him and tell him out delicious he smells. rawr
I'd like to thank for lovely man who gave me a ride up there and even bought me dinner, I owe you dinner handsome
Anyway, I had a great time and can't wait to see all my friends up there again. Just no jager or liquid cocaines!
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A moment of silence to remember 9/11
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Posted:Sep 11, 2009 10:52 pm
Last Updated:Apr 18, 2024 12:32 pm
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When I Look At The American Flag
by Brandon Piazzola
When I just even glance at the American Flag,
I feel a surge of pride.
The stripes and stars gleam in the morning,
as we put it up to rise outside.
I think of the people long ago fighting for our rights.
When I am looking at the great flag,
I think of being in those long ago fights.
when I think of the flag, I think of being free,
When I think of America, it's a great place to be.
When we think of the flag,
I realize that horrendous date, nine eleven.
I think of those noble people who went
to work and sadly passed on to heaven.
I think of the two towers, proudly up high.
They were sadly gone in one night.
I can't imagine the people running down those
long winding stairs.
Those people must have been dodging those fiery glares.
The man on the plane trying to stop the
terrorists' way is a hero to me.
I think that is the way every body should try to be.
When I look at the American Flag,
I think of all the many blessings I have.
I have a family, a house, a school,
and a best friend named Trav.
The American Flag is a great symbol to me.
I hope that everybody can see what I see.
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Todays lesson of the day
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Posted:Sep 11, 2009 4:32 am
Last Updated:Sep 11, 2009 1:44 pm
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I know that sometimes the choices your make are not your fault at all. You must let them make their own mistakes and learn from them the hard way. Tough love as a last resort may be the only way they learn.
I miss you mijo, come home soon.
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Lyrics of the day
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Posted:Sep 10, 2009 5:40 am
Last Updated:Sep 10, 2009 9:39 am
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I was waking up the to get ready for school when I came across this old J-lo song.
Ain't that funny.....
Its been a while since ya came around
Now ya wanna see whats goin down
Tryin tell me how you want my time
Tryin tell me how i'm on your mind
See it never had to be this way..
You should'a never played the game you played
Now i'm seeing that your kinda lame
Knowin how the situation changed
Aint that funny
Baby that you want me when you had me
Love is crazy
Now I can smile and say
Aint that funny
I remember how you walked away
Even when i tried to call your name
See at first i didn't understand
Now your lookin like a lonely man
I remember how you did me wrong
Now your hurtin cuz my love is gone
Everybody gets a chance to burn
You can take it as a lesson learned
I really wish you wouldn't send me gifts
Tryin make me sit and reminiss
Tryin blind me with your bling bling
I thought i told ya love dont cost a thing
Hope you realize that now i'm through
And I dont ever wanna hear from you
I've had enough of bein there for you
Now I'm laughin while you play the fool
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