Stinky Pussy  

Weeload2 58M
537 posts
12/20/2021 10:58 am
Stinky Pussy

One hot July day we found an old straggly cat at our door.

She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her and put her in a carrier and took her to the vet. She had no name so we named her Pussycat.

The vet decided to keep her for a day or so and said he would let us know when we could come and get her.

My husband (the complainer) said, "Ok but don't forget to wash her, she stinks."

My husband and my vet don't like each other. He calls my husband El-cheap-O. My husband calls him El-Take-0. They have a love hate relationship, one hates the other and the other loves to piss him off.

Next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, which was located next door to the vet. The doctor's office was full of people waiting to see the doctor.

A side door opened and in leaned the vet, he had obviously seen my husband arrive. He looked straight at my husband, "Your wife's pussy doesn't stink anymore. It is finally clean and shaved and smells like a rose. By the way she's pregnant and god knows who the father is."

And he closed the door.



Sorry, no nudy image today. Instead there is a picture of my obsidian wand. No it isn't a mini vibe ! lol... you can research what they are used for.

Here is a little story involving it lately:

I pretty much keep to myself lately since I retired and closed my shop. On occasion I hear of someone that needs help and I will help them. I know a recently retired woman who had a vehicle worked on at a dealership many times to find out what is wrong with it. Mind you she spent thousands and thousands of dollars on it but the issue continued. I took my code reader over to her place and scanned the vehicle, found the issue and ordered parts. after the parts arrived I took it to my garage and repaired it but during one of my post repair test drives, I noticed a 'reduced power' light flash on. I pulled over since there were no codes showing on my scanner, turned it off and restarted it. No more 'reduced power' light. Also no stored codes. I took the vehicle to her and told her to drive it for a while and that if the check engine light or reduced power light came on.

A month later my cell phone rang and I was informed that not just one light had came on but both lights came on. "Finally !" I thought to myself, " I can get to the bottom of this vehicle's issue." The next day I took my vehicle code reader over to plug into the vehicle. Sure enough I found the issue. While explaining it to her inside her house, she started complaining about a ringing in her right ear and the pain along with it plus not able to sleep. Her doctor couldn't determine the issue. Well it just so happened that I had my wand with me. I keep it in my pocket in case my IBS acts so that I can massage the pain area and make it go away. I had her take it and massage behind and in front of her ear. Well guess what ? The next day when we stopped over to get the vehicle (I had to drive it quite a ways with the computer in 'limp in mode', a mile trip that ended taking 45 minutes) plus she said it had taken her pain away but still had the ringing in her ear. Meanwhile I started feeling like crap. While waiting for parts show in the next 4 days I played HELL with a cold in my lungs. It was a dry cold that would not loosen . Not able sleep for more than an hour or two at a time. Eventually I figured out what happened. I think that I caught this cold and flu virus from taking my wand back from her. Kind of like flu season in the good old days where someone that has the flu grabbed a door handle at a<b> shopping </font></b>center, then everyone else who touches it catches the flu from it. FINALLY after a week and a day, the stuff loosened within my chest and I can actually breath. I have lung capacity back and not a tight chest cold and flu. Sunday was a relax and just watch movies day catching a cat nap occasion but I finally beat it and am back on my feet. I don't wish that crap on anyone ! I wonder if she had picked a virus while visiting the doctor's office and it was passed that way. What ever.. it's finally gone !! (thank god) by the way, I only charge the woman for parts and not labor that I have into the vehicle... I have saved her over two thousand dollars already. Now that's the Christmas spirit !

Have a cool monday everyone ! I know that I finally will

~Wee~



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Weeload2 58M
1104 posts
12/20/2021 11:03 am

One hot July day we found an old straggly cat at our door.

She was a sorry sight. Starving, dirty, smelled terrible, skinny and hair all matted down. We felt sorry for her and put her in a carrier and took her to the vet. She had no name so we named her Pussycat.

The vet decided to keep her for a day or so and said he would let us know when we could come and get her.

My husband (the complainer) said, "Ok but don't forget to wash her, she stinks."

My husband and my vet donҀ™t like each other. He calls my husband El-cheap-O. My husband calls him El-Take-0. They have a love hate relationship, one hates the other and the other loves to piss him off.

Next day my husband had an appointment with his doctor, which was located next door to the vet. The doctor's office was full of people waiting to see the doctor.

A side door opened and in leaned the vet, he had obviously seen my husband arrive. He looked straight at my husband, "Your wife's pussy doesn't stink anymore. It is finally clean and shaved and smells like a rose. By the way she's pregnant and god knows who the father is."

And he closed the door.

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Sorry, no nudy image today. Instead there is a picture of my obsidian wand. No it isn't a mini vibe ! lol... you can research what they are used for.

Here is a little story involving it lately:

I pretty much keep to myself lately since I retired and closed my shop. On occasion I hear of someone that needs help and I will help them. I know a recently retired woman who had a vehicle worked on at a dealership many times to find out what is wrong with it. Mind you she spent thousands and thousands of dollars on it but the issue continued. I took my code reader over to her place and scanned the vehicle, found the issue and ordered parts. after the parts arrived I took it to my garage and repaired it but during one of my post repair test drives, I noticed a 'reduced power' light flash on. I pulled over since there were no codes showing on my scanner, turned it off and restarted it. No more 'reduced power' light. Also no stored codes. I took the vehicle to her and told her to drive it for a while and that if the check engine light or reduced power light came on.

A month later my cell phone rang and I was informed that not just one light had came on but both lights came on. "Finally !" I thought to myself, " I can get to the bottom of this vehicle's issue." The next day I took my vehicle code reader over to plug into the vehicle. Sure enough I found the issue. While explaining it to her inside her house, she started complaining about a ringing in her right ear and the pain along with it plus not able to sleep. Her doctor couldn't determine the issue. Well it just so happened that I had my wand with me. I keep it in my pocket in case my IBS acts up so that I can massage the pain area and make it go away. I had her take it and massage behind and in front of her ear. Well guess what ? The next day when we stopped over to get the vehicle (I had to drive it quite a ways with the computer in 'limp in mode', a 15 mile trip that ended up taking 45 minutes) plus she said it had taken her pain away but still had the ringing in her ear. Meanwhile I started feeling like crap. While waiting for parts to show up in the next 4 days I played HELL with a cold in my lungs. It was a dry cold that would not loosen up. Not able to sleep for more than an hour or two at a time. Eventually I figured out what happened. I think that I caught this cold and flu virus from taking my wand back from her. Kind of like flu season in the good old days where someone that has the flu grabbed a door handle at a shopping center, then everyone else who touches it catches the flu from it. FINALLY after a week and a day, the stuff loosened up within my chest and I can actually breath. I have lung capacity back and not a tight chest cold and flu. Sunday was a relax and just watch movies day catching a cat nap on occasion but I finally beat it and am back on my feet. I don't wish that crap on anyone ! I wonder if she had picked up a virus while visiting the doctor's office and it was passed on to me that way. What ever.. it's finally gone !! (thank god) Oh by the way, I only charge the woman for parts and not labor that I have into the vehicle... I have saved her over two thousand dollars already. Now that's the Christmas spirit !

Have a cool monday everyone ! I know that I finally will

~Wee~


π•‹π•™π•’π•Ÿπ•œπ•€ 𝕗𝕠𝕣 π•“π•–π•šπ•Ÿπ•˜ π•ͺ𝕠𝕦


LadiesR2B1rst 58M  
2735 posts
12/20/2021 12:01 pm

Glad you got her car fixed and your feeling better. It sounds like the "stinky kitty needs fixed too. Lol. Have great day.


Tmptrzz 59F  
107033 posts
12/20/2021 12:27 pm

Your such a great friend for helping her out with her car issues. That's what friends do for one another, and it's especially helpful to help someone out this time of year.

I am glad your feeling better, and I hope you don't get that virus again.

As for the joke thanks for the laughs that was a good one..

Seduce the mind and see what a wonderful adventure the body will take you on..


spunkycumfun 61M/67F  
41166 posts
12/20/2021 12:44 pm

I had to look up what an obsidian wand is. It's a dildo used by wizards!


countryqueen1 72F

12/20/2021 1:32 pm

What a kind thing to do!! It's nice to hear about people helping people. Merry Christmas


Weeload2 58M
1104 posts
12/20/2021 1:35 pm

    Quoting LadiesR2B1rst:
    Glad you got her car fixed and your feeling better. It sounds like the "stinky kitty needs fixed too. Lol. Have great day.
Yeah, I could go into detail about the components that failed but it would wind up being a book lol. Hmmm stinky kitty cure.. I may just have a probe ! You have a good day also ! lol

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Weeload2 58M
1104 posts
12/20/2021 1:39 pm

    Quoting Tmptrzz:
    Your such a great friend for helping her out with her car issues. That's what friends do for one another, and it's especially helpful to help someone out this time of year.

    I am glad your feeling better, and I hope you don't get that virus again.

    As for the joke thanks for the laughs that was a good one..
Thanks 'trzz... I sure hope that the good comes back on me three fold !
You know how the cold and flu is.. it still lingers after you think you have it beat
Right now I am just counting my blessings that it has relaxed !


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Weeload2 58M
1104 posts
12/20/2021 1:46 pm

    Quoting spunkycumfun:
    I had to look up what an obsidian wand is. It's a dildo used by wizards!
Hahaha your joke is better than the one that I told above !!
Yeah, I keep it charged by an hour of sunlight on occasion, charge all night long by moonlight and or I use a singing bowl. It actually is a crystal. Crystals vibrate. I use this one for my colon, it helps relieve internal blockages. My colon cancer left me with many blockages over the years and massaging the areas with this wand helped so much.
Within the picture, the square crystal is a rainbow hematite. Hematite is my crystal. I have worn a teardropped one on my necklace for around three and a half decades. You can also search what properties that hematite have.... within my wizardly ways lol


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Weeload2 58M
1104 posts
12/20/2021 1:49 pm

    Quoting countryqueen1:
    What a kind thing to do!! It's nice to hear about people helping people. Merry Christmas
Merry Christmas back to you too. Yeah I had to step up and help. She was at a loss already on this that thing and unable to drive it

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EnigmaInitiative 53F  
6054 posts
12/20/2021 2:28 pm

The joke had me rolling, I even snorted.

You're a good guy to have as a friend, she's lucky.

This week's HNW: Pink/Hearts (Or Chocolate) is available on the other side.


colaboy74 50M
25 posts
12/20/2021 4:12 pm

Nice one


author51 59F  
130010 posts
12/20/2021 11:31 pm

Glad to hear you are feeling better now and also got your friends car fixed.That was a nice thing to do for her..xoxo


PonyGirl1965 56F  
22090 posts
12/20/2021 11:55 pm

Your kindness will come back to you
Funny joke too! LOL


Weeload2 58M
1104 posts
12/21/2021 4:54 am

    Quoting EnigmaInitiative:
    The joke had me rolling, I even snorted.

    You're a good guy to have as a friend, she's lucky.
Knowledgable when it comes to technology anyway. Thanks

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Weeload2 58M
1104 posts
12/21/2021 4:54 am

Thank you

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Weeload2 58M
1104 posts
12/21/2021 4:57 am

    Quoting author51:
    Glad to hear you are feeling better now and also got your friends car fixed.That was a nice thing to do for her..xoxo
I prefer not to announce when I am sick because I am not after sympathy. I had to chime in though because I don't ever remember having something this severe in decades ! yikes

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Weeload2 58M
1104 posts
12/21/2021 4:57 am

    Quoting PonyGirl1965:
    Your kindness will come back to you
    Funny joke too! LOL
Thank you hun... I hope that it does !

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